Hello Darkness My Old Friend

"F*ck," We got a tiny little size problem on our hands.

So here we are at Route 19, north of Fuchsia City, and no we didn't enter Fuchsia City. We went straight into the forest south, let Seba best up a Junior Champion Venomoth that got in the way, and went east finally arriving on this Route. The hold process takes no more than 2 days, mostly to see if there are any resources to help Puff and Seba. So about 2 months since I left my parents' side.

[Level - 70]

[New moves - Null]

[Eyes of Index - Low-Beginner » Mid-Beginner]

[Earth Power - Beginner » Advance]

[Nature Power - Advance » Expert]

And just like that, I'm now officially the God of Nature. So I planned to go to Seafoam Islands to see if there are any Articunos there, assuming there are multiple of them, hopefully, 2. Kill one and tamed the other.

Encountering New Legendary = RP

Killing Strong Life = RP, something I had recently asked the System about.

Therefore, First Kill On Legendary = Large amounts of RP

Treating my System like the Achievement System it always knew it was.

[...]

Furthermore, there shouldn't be Guardian level Pokemons so I got a chance. As for why I assume this, it's simple, Guardian Pokemons are light bulbs anyone would quickly notice, so imagine how bright a Legendary Guardian Pokemon would be. So if there were an Articuno there at the Guardian stage, it would've been recruited by now.

Worst comes to worst, I can always teleport away if needed and even if the Articuno is somehow faster than my reaction to use Teleport, Seba has the ability, Sturdy.

As for why I'm not looking for Moltres or Zapdos instead, that's because of their in-game locations. Moltres is either in Victory Road or outside my range of movement, and as for Zapdos. Zapdos is would be located in Kanto's Powerplant, in-game logic. So not risking the current Powerplant still in the hands of humans, I might as well go for the more secure possibility.

So I picked Articuno and I went to Route 19, deciding to think about how to get there once I get there, which I'm now at. Though I got one other reason for this, boredom.

"So how do we cross this sea," I muttered before turning to Seba. "Can you swim?"

"Sorry master but I'm unfortunately unable to do this," Seba apologize ashamed of his weakness.

"Nonsense, Rhydon can swim, so why can't you?" The world once more is being outrageous, let me guess Zubat can't use Surf either.

[Answer: It can't]

"Forget it, I'll help you learn," I sighed, we're going to be here for a while. "Puff, teach him Surf,"

"What makes you I can?" Puff spat.

"Can you fly?" I asked.

"Of course, I can," Puff said proudly.

"Then you can Surf," I said using Psychic to toss her into the water.

"What the hell!" She cried out.

*Splash*

Her body quickly floated back up, inflated with anger.

"See, not big enough to sleep up, but would definitely be comfortable,"

"Oh, I will show you comfortable,"

"Likely, not as good as those Seadras will," I joked.

"Sea-what?" The group of Seadras under the water shot out Hydro Pump at Puff, quickly using a significantly intentionally weakened Protect on Puff, most of the damage was blocked while the rest sent her into the air.

"Ahhh!" she cried out.

"Did you see that Seba, the great smell of satisfaction,"

"Yes master, I saw it," Seba answered.

"How confident are you in learning Surf?" I asked causing Seba to frown, before shaking his head.

"Sorry master, I don't think I can,"

"No need to feel shy, I trust in your talent," Ah, just look at his speechless expression, it is always fun messing with Seba. Looked above me to see the floating Puff high above me, her body quickly was covered in stone, becoming a boulder that came crashing down at me.

"Please tell me you became Kirby," Kirby's cool.

Walking away from the crash site, I grabbed one of the underwater Seadra's with Psychic and pulled it over towards us.

*boom*

Looks like Puff has landed.

"You teach Seba the Onix Surf and you get to live, fail and die, understood?"

"Understood,"

"Good, now let me give you some... motivation," Saying that, I raised my hand up into the air dramatically, using Nature Power to form Whirlpool. The Seadras who were about to surface and attack were dragged into the Whirlpool.

Psychic energy quickly gather in the Whirlpool forming a Psychic twister that started forming Psycho Cuts in it. Yes, this is my Psychotic Storm.

[Host has killed 23 Seadras]

Sadly, even if killed a hundred of them I wouldn't have leveled up, most weren't even Junior Elites. Sensing the large amount of fear coming from Seadra, I smile sadistically

If this Seadra succeeds in teaching Seba Surf it might be worth keeping. It's well-mannered compared to that failure Slave Raticate. Anyhow, I want to leave this land quickly before humans start popping up. Luckily, I was smart enough to 'chat' with this land's Overlord and 'convince' him to temporarily blocked human entry.

With the Overlord being a Senior Elite, it would take a few days before someone manages to get here, and that's if the Gym Leader or some other Elite trainer intervenes.

Will Seba learn Surf? Will Seadra join my team? Will Puff be a girl? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z... This phrase is overrated.