The Calm Before The P*rn... Crap! Wrong Word

[Time Spent: 1 year]

[Eyes Of Index: High-Intermediate » Peak-Intermediate]

[Dark-Type Manipulation: Low-Advance » Mid-Advance]

[New Move: Explosion = Advance]

[Perfect Fusion Move: Nuclear Kaboom = Self-Destruct + Explosion + Dark-type energy + Negative Energy + Psychic-type energy]

[Nuclear Kaboom: Sacrificing all your energy for a big explosion. The area affected by the explosion would be corroded in Negative Energy becoming a Negative Energy territory. The destroyed area will quickly begin to create a massive amount of Ghost-type Pokemons]

[Special Attack: A » A+++]

[Physical Attack: A- » A]

Hahaha, everything is going swimmingly.

Current location, underground base made by Seba. Previous use, hide the mother of Sabrina. Current use, hide my daughter Tatsumaki.

Tatsumaki, age 25 months, can walk, talk, and complain. Damn, made me remember why I hate kids. Regardless of her childish antics, her talent is undeniable. Low-Intermediate Psychic, Peak-Beginner Aura and Mid-Beginner Corruptor, Mid-Beginner Eyes of Index.

I got to admit, making Super Sperm was a great idea, at the rate things were going she could've definitely been a powerful human if not the strongest. Pity, I'm about to begin gambling with her life.

"Oye Tatsumaki, get ready, Plan Tide It Up is going to start soon!" I shouted, standing outside the wooden house.

"Just now papa, I'm feeding Puff,"

*twitch*

"Puff can't you stop eating for a moment, Tatsumaki has to face destiny soon!" I shouted. Of course, I had told my daughter she may die if my plan fails, but her answer left me speechless.

'Doesn't that make papa weak?'

And those words made me put in a bit more effort in making sure the plan works. Anyone can die but her, her status is equal to Aurora, meaning someone with the potential to be useful in the later stages of life. How could I waste such a valuable, loyal gem? and besides with her being my child, it's unlikely for me to kill her even if she turns out to be useless, making me a good father.

[*cough*]

I suppose the house isn't needed anymore. Snapping my fingers, I left Psychic erupt destroying the house into tiny fragments...

"What the hell were you two doing?" I asked spotting a naked Tatsumaki hugging Puff.

"Nothing. Papa, get out!" Tatsumaki shouts.

"What you mean get out? The house's destroyed," I asked jokingly, while I was suspiciously staring at Puff.

You better as not be the Guinevere of my life Puff, I'm not as merciful as Arthur.

[Your daughter isn't even a year old. What's wrong with you?]

"I said get out!" Tatsumaki shouts.

"Little brat, I was the one who wiped your *ss when you couldn't do it yourself,"

[The host had only done this once before pushing the matter to Puff]

"So?"

"Nothing I have seen now I haven't seen before," I explained.

"Sick, pervert, idiot papa,"

"Puff, why were you with her?" I asked.

"I... mmph," As Puff was about to explain, Tatsumaki grabbed her and covered Puff's mouth.

"Fine, I'll find out myself,"

"Wait, don't papa!" Tatsumaki shouts, but I still chose to use Eyes Of Index.

...

One can hear the sounds of droplets hitting the water rhythmically. In the bathtub, hugging her legs was Tatsumaki crying silently. Puff quickly opens the door and enters the bathtub with her, quietly comforting her.

...

This...

"I..." Gritting my teeth I stopped myself from continuing to speak. I quickly made a makeshift house through Earth Power.

"I'll come back an hour later," saying that, I quietly teleported away.

Reappearing on a tree, I silently stare at the sky and sighed helplessly. At the end of the day, Tatsumaki isn't even a 1-year-old, it's already a stretch to call her a toddler, yet here I am expecting her to be mature.

Her hiding this from me is likely due to my concept of Weak and Strong, with her believing her crying is a weakness and although it is, she as a kid is allowed to be weak.

'It's the parent's duty to protect the child until he grows up,'

*sigh*

[Stop sobbing and change already! A grown Pokemon that's unwilling to change]

"Seba," I called out.

[*System shakes head disappointingly*]

Bursting a hole from out of the ground was Seba the Onix.

"Let's hope that these things can help you awaken your Ancient Bloodline," I said and opened a Gate in the air.

8 Expert Grade Metal Coats.

2 Bronze Grade Steel Crystals.

1 Bronze Grade Soft Sand.

1 Steelixite.

I'm not even mentioning anything below Expert because we have got a lot of them. The Steelixite should be able to replace the Silver grade resource and might even be the key required to become an Ancient Pokemon.

"Eat it up and evolve," I commanded, now then some quick calculations.

There are 5 Guardian Pokemons in the Unexplored Territory I'm at with the Peak Guardian Snorlax being the leader, then there's a Charizard, Rhydon, Machamp, and Golem at the Guardian stage.

On our side, we have 12 Peak Senior Champions available to fight. 6 being from Seafoam Islands, 3 Slowbro's, 2 Jynx, and Artic, all the others aren't good on land. Here we have me, Seba, Puff, Pidgeot, Nidoqueen, and a Dodtrio.

So.

2 Slowbro (Alters), Pidgeot, and Jynx vs Charizard (LVL 85)

Dodtrio (Alter) and Jynx (Alter) vs Machamp (LVL 81)

Slowbro (Alter) and Nidoqueen (Alter) vs Rhydon (LVL 82)

Seba (Alter) and Puff vs Golem (Lvl 83)

Artic (Alter) and Me vs Snorlax (Lvl 89)

Our goal is to quickly defeat the Guardians, kill them, take over their family, and sent them to war. The battles against the Guardians must end within an hour.

So far only a half of my Alters managed to remain emotional even after most of their positive emotions were restricted. That being, Seba, Artic, and the Slowbros.

"Finish," Seba said, his size increased his defense maybe something I possibly can't damage through Physical Attacks.

This short year felt like the calm before the p*rn... Crap! Wrong word.

"Let's get started," I said.

***

The Pokedex just loved to mention Pokemons being harder than diamonds. Onix's body is like that, Nidoking's horn is like that and I bet there's more.

***

[Name: Sebastian

Pokemon: Steelix

Age: 6 years, 27 months

Physique: Ancient Bloodline

Gender: Male

Egg Group: Mineral

Type: Steel, Ground

Level: 79

Innate Ability: N/A

Ability: Sturdy, Sheer Force, Sand Force

Racial Ability: Light Reflector, Pressure Cultivation, Beyond Diamond Body, Heat Resistance

Special Ability: Steel-type Manipulation, Ground-Type Manipulation

Talent Grade: Shallow Silver

Nature: Calm]

[Pressure Cultivation: The body's defenses can be further strengthened through strong pressure]

[Beyond Diamond Body: The defense of the user is harder than diamond, good luck breaking that]

[Status B: Parameters

Name: Seba

Energy/Stamina: B+

Health: B+

Physical Attack: A-

Physical Defense: S-

Special Attack: C+

Special Defense: B

Mobility: C--

Control: B+

Ability: B

Support: D

Evaluation: Pseudo-Legnedary]