Finally, A Mother Like Son

"Gallatin, hurry up and answer me," I spoke annoyed. Although my eyes were locked onto Jella, Omniscient was focused on the 3 Hydreigons flying high above us, almost touching the ceiling.

2 Peak Senior Champion Hydreigons with a Shiny Guardian Hydreigon between them. The Shiny Pokemon is obviously the leader, the one who blocked Jella's attack and likely is...

"Mother," Zweilous clarified something which I already knew and was about to explain.

"Tsk, Leader Hydra, we'll be taking our leave," Jella said signaling the Water-types to retreat.

"Who told you that you can leave?" Both I and my mother said.

"Leader like you stated we must defend your territory border at all times, in that case, why are you stopping us?" Jella questions?

*chuckle*

I wonder where this guard found the balls to question my mother.

"Did you just question me?" The coldness in her voice as she spoke quietly made Zweilous shudder.

"No leader, I'm just stating facts," Jella replies. Meanwhile, seeing as the 2 Hydreigons besides mother slowly and quietly began to flee, anyone at this point could guess a fight would occur, and Jella... Huh!

Ignoring Jella's level at 83, her Life Energy is huge! And up to now, I don't know what Life Energy does. It's surely connected to Physical, Spiritual, and Pure Energy, but that's practically all I know... Ah! There it is...

Life Force Eater: This allows the user to devourer the Life Force of the target which can be converted into experience.

There are likely, a lot more restrictions than that, but that's all Omniscient can show for now.

"Here are some facts about me. Don't f*ck with me!" A blackish-blue ball twice the size of a Basketball formed from mother's mouth. On Jella's side a compressed purplish-blue ball of water half the size of mother's gathers in front of her.

"B*tch! make me," Jella hissed. Jella's compressed ball of ghostly water shot forward like a Hydro Pump while mother's ball slowly moves down to intercept Jella's attack. The two attacks collides together and like any would've guessed, mother's attack was stronger, slowly moving towards Jella.

"You lost again," Mother announced, a miniature black hole appearing in her attack, instantly absorbing the two attacks and vanishing.

Devourer!

"Just because you have won today doesn't means you would win tomorrow Hydra," Jella said before instructing her Water-type Pokemons to retreat.

"You've been saying that for years, b*tch,"

Alright, zoning them out, until my name's called. Sadly, I likely can't use this opportunity to get experience... Hold up, can self-abuse give me experience? If I knockout Zweilous enough times could I level up?

"Perv, don't stare at him so much!" FemZwe hissed.

"Oh, just f*ck off!" Can't I think in peace anymore?... Right, now as I was saying...

"So you've finally evolved," Mother said.

"Yes, although it had taken a while..." Zweilous announced.

"Long while," I added. 2 years in a big family like this but only evolved now, adding Zweilous' previous talent, Zweilous was surely deemed as a disappointing waste inches away from abandonment even if he had evolved into Zweilous. Of course, this is assuming they haven't been fully influenced by humans.

"I'm home and have become a Zweilous," Zweilous said.

"Yo, I'm Zweilous D Mike, the future strongest Pokemon here," I declared. "As my mother, I expect from you fangs and experience,"

"Main head?" She questions.

"Obviously, just compare our mates and you could tell who's the main," I said gazing at FemZwe and Potential-Concubine Hydreigon.

"Tsk, I'm better than that whore," FemZwe retorts, while Poten... FemHydre? snorts in response.

"Then her previous mate?"

"Green hat, cocked, NTR, pick your pick," I said.

"You forgot to mention we killed him," Zweilous added.

"Incorrect, you supported, therefore I killed him," I retort. "So is that all you have to ask? If so give me the fangs, exp farm, and Gold grade Dark or Dragon resources so I could get a Gold talent and finally killed the Cancer Pokemon Swoobat,"

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"..."

Is there a need to be so quiet? Gold grade resources should be accessible here, especially with this many Guardian Pokemons residing here.

"Cancer Pokemon, Swoobat," Mother chuckles. "Alright sh*tty brat, have you ever seen a Top Silver grade resource in your life? No right? Also, Gold grade resources are needed to become Master, GOLD GRADE RESOURCES. If there were any, I'm certain I wouldn't waste it on you,"

"Fair enough, then experience?" I asked.

"Like your siblings, you're going to stay in your territory and await whatever fool enters it to become your experience, resources aren't needed with your talent, excluding the need of breaking through a level. Lastly, don't bother trying to get a Gold grade resource, if they were easily found, there wouldn't be any Legendary or Mythical Pokemon stuck in Guardian,"

That's understandable, Universe Spirit likely has a limitation that prevents one from cheating like this otherwise Arceus would've mass-produced them by now.

Aim for Deep Silver Talent, if Universe Spirit really does work, then it would just take me a bit more effort to get a Gold Talent when the time comes.

"So is that it?" I asked.

"No, follow me,"

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