Hmm, How About... Today?

"We have 9 Guardian Hydreigons and 4 Water-type Guardians. 2 Hydreigons will be left behind to guard our territory and another 3 are going to die-I mean delay Terrakion, making us have 8 Guardian Pokemons available for battle," Mother explains.

"We have 15 Guardian Pokemons, 2 will remain in our territory inside and 3 outside, making us have 10 Guardian Pokemons, 1 more than yours, Hydra," Father taunts.

"Max, we Hydreigons' strength are far superior to you Haxorous, let's not forget our family are Dark-types making us have type advantage against them," Mother explains.

"But we still have more Guardians than you," Father adds.

"We have 19 Guardian Pokemons available to fight the Swoobat family with the Swoobat family having a total of 25 Guardians. A battle like this would take too long to win, but luckily my family are Pseudo-Legendaries making our Peak Senior Champion Hydreigons able to fight Guardian Pokemons,"

"Although we can't say the same thing, we have numerous Peak Senior Champions, a grand total of 73. Even if 1 can't beat a Guardian 2 can," Father said proudly.

"But you're forgetting that they too have Peak Senior Champions estimated to be close to 200," Mother added causing to father to cough in shock. "Luckily we have 45 Peak Senior Champions, meaning..."

45 Guardian Pokemons... How the f*ck do humans even pass through this place!?

[Answer: Humans have already created a map of each territory enabling them to pass through with a higher chance of survival than without it. However, this map is only given to those who have gotten 8 badges in the respective region]

"In that case, all issues have been solved, right? Then let's begin..."

"Seriously, did you both forget the most important sh*t!?" I asked annoyed, it's I who will get f*ck once they ignore this possibility. Seeing they signal me to go on, I continued.

"What made you all think Terrakion can't call for reinforcements once he loses?" I ask, only to receive chuckles from my mother and straight-up laughter from my father.

"What made you think you can defeat Terrakion in the first place?" They asked. Straight up insulting my strength.

"Let's see where to begin. Large move pool, a wide range of abilities and all-round combat strength,"

"Versatility? Weak," Mother states. "Guardian stage Pokemons now focus on their fighting style. This isn't because of one talent, moves, or abilities, but a you problem,"

"I'm an Haxorous that uses purely Physical Attacks, use a move or 2 to restrict their speed and defeat them with 1 or 2 attacks," Father explains.

"And I'll teleport away..."

"Wide Guard," Father said, practically restricting many of my escape abilities.

[Omnisicient's determines Haxorous basic attack power at SS]

[With moves estimated attack power is at SS+++]

Yikes!

"Having a versatile move pool isn't bad, but most moves become useless without being enhanced and one can only do that when the move is at the Expert stage," Mother explains.

[The highest effect a non-enhanced move has is S. Their limit being one's level]

So in short, in a battle against legendaries don't bother using attacks that aren't in the Expert stage, especially moves like Taunt, Powder moves, and protection moves.

[Correct]

*sigh*

Pokemons and their lousy limits. Regardless, I think its fighting style is quite simple.

"Frenzy," I said only to receive baffled expressions making me realize almost no one knows what I'm talking about.

"Fast and destructive, a quick death," This is similar to my style as Marshall Mike, but back then it would be an instantaneous death. "Kill them fast enough that I don't need to care about defense,"

This also means tanks would've been my biggest enemy. Luckily, I have Curse attacks and Hidden Power: Spirit, so their Physical and Special Defense means sh*t to me.

[You say a quick death but you enjoy mocking your enemies throughout the battle]

"..." Moving on...

"You do you," Mother shrugged. "Anyhow, the point was your versatility means sh*t to Terrakion when likely most of its stats are better than yours,"

"I understand, but it's not like I'm going alone. On my own, I may lose but with the additional 2 Guardian Hydreigons losing shouldn't be possible," I explained, receiving a sigh from mother.

"Whatever, it's not like you would be the first child I have that died because of his arrogance," Mother said.

"Returning back to the plan. Having our families already completely surrounded the main zones Swoobats have a territory within. We're going to rush through each one and killed all the Swoobats in it, you may occasionally encounter other Pokemons near you during this event, feel free to kill them. Remember all 25 Guardian Swoobat's territories must be conquered, and all residing in it must die. The lesser territories would be handled by the weaker Pokemons in our families," Mother explains.

"So when are we starting?" Father asked.

"Hmm, how about... today?"

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Yep, might as well burn this sh*tty schedule and make a new one. Updating late is annoying.