[7] - Dismay

Xander went out of his apartment to extract some good information. As a holder of Power of Time in Beyond-Universe, people aren't the only things that Time can't affect. This includes stuff like ancient relics or even modern smartphones.

However, when he got out of the door, his neighbor also did the same thing and they looked at each other eye to eye.

"Mrs. Forger! How're you!"

"Oh my! Xander you're still here." Of course, Mrs. Forger or Yor Forger's remarks were an insult to Xander. Except for the fact that she didn't know it. Xander knew that Yor Forger was lightheaded, she doesn't really think about the words she uses.

'A 12-Year-Old already dependent... Like me.... How I wish Anya woulnd't be able to experience something like this.' Yor was very lightheaded that she was thinking that Xander's parents were... Dead.

"Well, what are you going to do outside, Mrs. Forger?" Yor suddenly sighed and said.

"Loid and Anya has always been faking their faces just to make me happy."

"E-Er, what do you mean?" Xander asked nervously since he knows that an angry wife would lead to a dangerous life.

"... I just realized that my cooking is scrap. . . So I'm gonna take cooking lessons!" Yor said the first sentence depressedly. But continued to become excited.

Yor again bowed as she excused herself excitedly, which made Xander predict that she would create chaos for that Cooking Class, which was rather impressive for him not using his Powers.

'My intuition tells me that she would be important. My senses haven't betrayed me so I'll trust it at this point.'

Xander just wished her a very good afternoon and go on his merry way! He was about to go to the British Museum when he receives weird gazes from everywhere, he was very confused by it and decided to look at a glass wall from a nearby shop.

'Weird? What's with them all?' Xander inspected himself whilst patting his surely 'luxurious noble clothes' that he has been wearing even before Thanos' Snap. Xander just frowned whilst gathering this useless attention when a blonde brave girl carrying a sword hilt with a sword in it suddenly approached him and asked.

"You're unusual fanatics for genderbending is limiting you're unbelievable intelligence, Princess Lionheartd." The 'unusual' knight-looking female suddenly said, which made Xander cringe.

'Are we roleplaying something? Is this what they meant as 'Content' in Content Creators?' Xander's cringed whilst his chosen job was dusted to oblivion. He started looking around for cameras when he noticed the female knight internally sighing.

'No... I can't let Princess Lionheartd see my sigh... Unless I want to die due to treason.' The female knight again internally sighed as she saw the confusion in 'Princess Lionheartd's' eyes.

'Is my features that common? I have already met two people with the same face as I am, there's even another coming as well... Being a Content Creator seems not worth the time since I was confident about my looks.' Xander has forgotten about one thing, is that he has watched billions of worlds at the same time.

His creativity and imagination compared to humans were leagues apart, he thought that using his 'beauty and handsomeness' might get him easy money when he didn't even think of his true abilities of the mind.

But much to his dismay, the female knight still thinks that he's a 'she' when she can even see the bud in Xander's pants.

"You can't fool me, Princess. You're the only human that would wear clothes worth millions of pounds in public. Plus I have known you for years." The female knight thought whilst thinking.

'Hmph! Even putting a banana in her own crotch! I have expected much more from you, Princess! Let's see how the Queen reacts to this.'

Approaching onlookers who were eavesdropping naturally gasped, they then murmured which was still heard by Xander's Cosmic Ears.

"No way! That's our Princess?! The genius of the century?!"

"It's a millennium, Idiot!"

"Nonetheless, so does the Princess have some weird hobbies?"

"Maybe... I'm sure geniuses have their own vision of the world compared to us normies."

"Yeah, I even heard Leonardo Da Vinci crossdressing himself as Mona Lisa!"

"But... Isn't it weird for the Country's Heir to be... 'Crossdressing'?"

"Idiot! That isn't weird for the Princess! She's the most perfect existence ever! Even cross-dressing as a man, made someone rise but wasn't the shield hero!"

"... You're gay."

"Excuse me, are you discriminating me as 'Gay' just because I said something feminine? Does that make your puny brain and sadism go delighted? Do you enjoy tormenting people based of their genders?"

"I don't know what you all are talking about, but the Princess is still a 12-Years-Old Child. . . You pedophiles."

The talk went on and on which just made Xander confused. However, he has been every experience there has been... No more like watched every experience since he was trapped in a clocktower. Nevertheless, this was his first time roleplaying like a 'Female Lead' in Revenge Novels.

"Umm... Excuse me, but who are you?" The female knight sighed as the 'Princess' really wants to continue this roleplaying of hers. But nonetheless, she still acted under the 'Princess''es whims.

"... I am Alice Zuberg. The Alice Synthesis Thirty of the Integrity Knight Order of the Royal Family of Lionheardt. Personal Knight, Caretaker as well as Maid of the 1st Princess of the Royal Family, Princess Lionheartd."