Operation 'Annoy Caster' 3/3 (Bonus operation: Annoy stoic man)

Kuzuki was not having the time of his life. While his days since the purple-haired woman arrived became a little more... colourful, he was not quite happy with the current situation.

"Ughh, let me go you bastard!" screamed his student, who he was currently holding against the floor.

"I apologise, but I can't do that until you tell me where the blue-haired woman took-"

His words were interrupted by the feeling of metal against his back.

"I will give you three second to let my master go." a slightly angry voice said from behind.

"It is okey, master, I am fine." said Caster while looking at Kuzuki.

Seeing that she was indeed okey, Kuzuki released Rin and slowly stepped away, looking at the blue-haired woman and the 'weapon' on her hands, which turned out to be a staff. While he made his way towards Caster, Artoria and Assassin slowly entered the temple, both looking a bit roughed up but neither with deadly injuries.

Artoria quickly went in Aqua's and Rin's direction while Assassin slowly followed her, giving a slightly angry glance at Caster for making him fight the people he was drinking with and thus ruined his fun.

While everyone had something going on, Medea was frozen. A blush made it's way towards her cheeks and she started drooling.

"You like what you see huh?" said Aqua, who appeared behind her in an instant.

"Yes... I mean no!" said Medea while blushing, covering herself up even more with her hoodie.

"Aww come on... it is completely normal to find Saber-chan utterly adorable, especially when I dressed her up like a maid... so? You sure you don't want to join my master's harem?" asked Aqua, making everyone look at her weirdly. "Saber holds the honourable position of second wife!" finished Aqua, showing a proud smile.

Medea blushed even more hearing this.

"I do not!""She does not!"said Artoria and Rin simultaneously.

"Ahhh but finally you haven't denied the fact that you do have a harem master! It is good that you are accepting it, it would be hard for the person who has the harem to be in denial about said harem.

As for you Saber, I appreciate you not saying that you won't join in the future and simply denying your current status. I suppose I can organise a few dates between us and between just the two of you, it is the job of the main wife after all!" said Aqua happily, though she was actually thinking that there was no way in hell she would miss a date between those two alone... seems like she will have to follow them secretly with the rest of the harem members when the time comes.

The brains of everyone present except for Kuzuki and Assassin stopped working. Kuzuki was simply curious about the situation while slightly worried about Caster's state. Assassin was trying not to die from laughter at seeing someone annoy others so casually an efficiently. Medea was a blushing mess thinking about Artoria in different suits going out on dates. Artoria was confused as to how she ended up not only on her master's harem, which wasn't even a thing, but also about what food is eaten on a date... no that's not it! She was confused about why she would have to go on a date at all! Rin was simply looking blankly at the floor, questioning if goddesses were supposed to be like Aqua.

"Well, we have already formed an alliance, so this calls for a celebration!" said Aqua happily.

"I second that." said Assassin with a smile.

"It is already late and there is school tomorrow. It would be inappropriate for Tohsaka-san to stay up so late." said Kuzuki seriously. "And I too need to get rest since I have classes to teach."

Aqua was stunned for a moment before a creepy smiled formed on her face. This man was so very boring... wouldn't only the most awesome of goddesses be able to change that?

"Really... but it is important. Besides look at Caster-chan over here, she is clearly very exited about partying with Saber so are you sure you want to take that away from her? Besides... I am sure you have never been able to actually enjoy a party so this could prove to be a new experience... you can't say no to something if you have never tried before right?" Aqua's words sounded like music to the hears. However, her honeyed words were not enough to convince the man.

"No, and stop being a bad influence." he answered coldly.

'Damn, this might be harder than expected.' thought Aqua, however this was obviously not enough for her to give up.

"Aww come on, if you are such a bore you won't be popular with the ladies..." said Aqua while winking and not so subtly pointing at Medea with her eyes.

Medea, who had started recovering, noticed this and started blushing once again.

Kuzuki, seeing Medea expressing herself more than usual, thought that it might indeed not be a bad idea, but he dismissed that thought as soon as he noticed he was falling in the blue-haired woman's game.

"No means no." he said in the same tone.

"Hoh, to think you would be this tough of a nut to crack, you have proven yourself to be a better opponent than I anticipated, so I apologise for underestimating you, but the real battle begins now!" said Aqua while making a strange pose.

Kuzuki was confused by Aqua's words and actions. Shouldn't she be giving up already? And what was this about a battle beginning?

'It is time to use the big guns! Or should I say... the big bluff!' thought Aqua while smiling crazily.

"Ultimate EX rank personal skill activation..."

In an instant Rin recovered from the mental damaged suffered from Aqua's nonsense and launched herself in Aqua's direction, putting her hand on Aqua's mouth to prevent her from speaking. Flashbacks kept passing through her head and she definitely didn't want it to happen again.

"Don't do it." said Rin seriously.

"But master... I need to, there is no other way!" said Aqua.

"Ughh, sensei... how about you let us hang out here for a little while... not too long, just enough for Aqua not to throw a tantrum, please..." said Rin looking in Kuzuki's direction.

Kuzuki narrowed his eyes for a moment looking at Aqua. he wasn't sure if she was about to attack since he fell no killing or ill intent at all, but she said she was about to use a skill. was she really that desperate for a party? And now his student was asking for it as well, although with more reasonable terms. Well, he did hold her on the ground as a hostage for a moment, so maybe this could be enough to call it even...

"Very well, but only for a short time." he said looking at Rin.

Rin smiled, knowing that Aqua would have no excuse to throw a tantrum now.

Aqua however wasn't all that happy. Sure her plan work perfectly and her master convinced Kuzuki of the party, it would have been a failure if Rin didn't intervene since the skill could only be used on her master, and thus would be so annoying for others. Still... it hurt her pride having someone come and shut her up like that...

"Hmph, you owe me one master, for shutting me up and not allowing me to use my skill." said Aqua while pouting.

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Author note:

Already have over 15 chapters of my next fanfic. Will start publishing once I finish volume 1 at around chapter 20. I will update 2 daily chapters like with this fanfic.

I will leave the synopsis here:

FMA Alchemy in Nasuverse.

Mc is one year younger than Waver Velvet and will participate in the Fourth Holy Grail War.

There are elements from Kara no Kyoukai, especially during volume 1, but not too much and everything is explained.

The mc is both an alchemist and a magus so don't expect him to be a hero.

All the FMA alchemies are based on the 2009 anime. Ignore any knowledge or info you may have on the 2003 one.