My Daughter Is Too Cute

This was a world where technology and cultivation co-existed.
Lu Ping had been single his whole life. He didn’t have any cultivation resources and all girls hated him.
All he could do was dating a girl he had met online.
However, at his graduation, Lu Ping accidentally exposed his personal information to his girlfriend.
From that moment onwards, his life started to change strangely.
When the two had finally agreed to meet, the Nine Heaven Golden Phoenix suddenly appeared and covered the sun with its wings. Everyone thought that the world was about to end.
Lu Ping drew his sword, ready to defend his home.
“Honey! Stop! It’s me!” Feng Xiaoqi, the phoenix, pleaded.
Lu Ping looked at the phoenix in awe as he dropped his sword.
“We have Xu Xian in the past, and we have Lu Ping in the present! Long live humans!”
“I thought Xu Xian was already unbeatable, who knew Lu Ping was even stronger than him!”
“Lu Ping! You shouldn’t play with a girl’s feelings!”
“He’s right! You have to show her the fine tradition of us humans!”
“What do you need for your wedding gift? We humans can give you anything you wish for!”
Lu Ping looked at his fellow human, completely dumbfounded by the situation.

EndlessFantasy Translation 

My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

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"What is the purpose of your sect?" Zhu Bajie asked curiously.

Lu Ping started to spout nonsense. "We have to refuse to overeat, maintain a healthy weight, cultivate as immortals, and be immortal forever."

None of this seemed to match Zhu Bajie.

"It's fine! I can change! From today onwards, I'll only eat half of my meal..." Zhu Bajie made up his mind.

Unfortunately, this condition wasn't suitable in Lu Ping's eyes.

He couldn't bear to eat half of his meal...

Lu Ping said awkwardly, "It still won't do. Half is too much..."

Zhu Bajie's expression changed drastically. He thought that eating half was too much?

"My junior can pay for his own food!" At this moment, Sun Wukong saw the crux of the problem.

Hearing this, Lu Ping began to calculate.

In this way, if the sect cafeteria implemented a fee system in the future, he might even be able to earn some money.

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