Chapter 207

I don't know any girl who wants to be a damsel in distress. Not to mention being in need of rescuing hurt my independence feel goods like a bitch (excuse my French).

So, when I came to tied up in the back of a covered wagon, I was pissed. Forget my magic, the moment I saw another human I was tearing off their face with my teeth. They couldn't keep this cloth gag on me forever, and then it was gnash time. Not to mention I was hungry enough to go cannibal. I hear people taste like pork.

Why would anyone even want to kidnap me? If they needed healing they only had to ask. And sure, I was pretty, but was being pretty worth going through the effort of slipping me out from beneath the paws of the first dragon warrior and a master earth magician? Even if the later was currently pissed off at me for breaking his heart, said kidnappers didn't have to know that, did they?