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Sometimes the first sentence that the patient utters after entering the office knocks the doctor off the feet. Here are a handful of particularly striking "first sentences" that followed the usual "Good morning, please sit down, how can I help?"

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(22 years old patient !!)

- I think I have prostatitis ...

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(62-year-old patient, not taking a breath even once)

- daygooddoctoo

take a handful of the cheekbones here

I have never had any children, I will fear that I will have you, doctor

(At least I know her lungs are healthy !!)

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(60-year-old patient, you can see that from the countryside)

- I brought you eggs because something hurts in the anus !!

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(married, he 83, she 85)

He:

- Doctor, how many times a week is it good to cover my wife's health?

(I admit that I did not get what he was asking right away)

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(30 year old woman)

- My heart hurts and I do not agree to a gynecological examination !!!!!

(only the guard at the gate did not hear the last two words, undervalued?)

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(26-year-old woman totally neglected, undressing on the doorstep)

- Doctor, I came to see you about the very intimate pimples that I got all over my body .....

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(66 year old woman)

- Could you please pray with me before the examination?

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(45 year old patient)

- How much do you take for the exemption to ZUS, but so good that they won't hit me on the commission? I am healthy but I can give 1000 .

Or maybe you also managed to surprise the doctor with something right after entering the office?