date~

(thanks for the million views! I would write a smut, but I just did a chapter ago so consider that the gift :p)

do you know what Saruto fear about shopping? not the actual process as it's might be interesting, nooo, but the carrying aftermath, because, everytime! and I repeat, EVERYTIME, when someone he knows decided to go shopping, his precious scroll ring gets malfunction..no matter the occasion, every time he found a new problem that's comes in the way of using that damn thing , even the kyuubis were baffled why this happened...then what about using normal storage scroll? he would..if he can access it..in his SCROLL RING...

so the date begin, going from different shop and another, holding bags upon bags of different goods, calligraphy tools, brushes, ink, paper ect.. sewing needles, seasons he never heard of, instruments he didn't think it exists...hell on the way , Aimi even used the mayonnaise they bought to play a tune... Patrick was right who would have thought...

another think that a bit annoyed him is...

"h-hey... look!" random simp A said

"no way...I never saw her before in civilian clothes.." simp B said in astonishment

"it's the bewitching desert Aimi!..in casual clothes?" simp C said in confusion

"she looked so..soul taking!" simp D said in daze

"is she on a date? god I wish it was me!" simp D said wishing for impossible

"you buffoon! look at her date! he looks like the guy who you would give your wife, sisters, daughters, and mother to him with a happy face!" simp E said to simp D in contempt

"w-well wouldn't you?! look how he carrying 50 bags in ease! if he asks, any of your daughters will jump to him! besides why can I have a wife if I am a simp?" simp D said in aggression

"good point I guess.." simp E looked down in shame

random voices and mutters he heard while walking through the street, Saruto had an twitch eyes every the heard a simp in heat

'I feel like I'm reading rent-a-girlfriend all over again... what a hot garbage it was.. fine art though' but suddenly He had a sudden though 'wait...am I doing the same thing?...nah, at least I'm getting laid and not have a turn on from getting imaginary cucked.' he shake his head in amusement

Aimi noticed this and smiled "Ara? does darling not liking what he heard~ aren't you jealous~?" she said while crashing the softest things he ever touch his arms, he felt sudden blood rush

'fucking hormones! didn't you get enough!' he thought but he did brought her closer

"fufufu, it's seems you are~" she giggled enjoyed the embrace

"yeah..I'm jealous of the men who never get to touch this booty!" he said putting his hands under her waist, basking in the feeling of her soft behind

'drop dead! you bastard!' every man in the area including the readers and the author thought in union

but the muttering her didn't stop!

"hey.. where I have seen him before.." now a lady said with a blush

"yeah.. isn't that.. lone monkey menma!" another girl said in delight, Saruto of course change his face to menma as not to encountering someone knows his face, though he doubt that

"y-yeah...he saved me the other day from a wild beast! he is so charming.."

"he took my request to take care of my pipe! I wanted to do the same to his pipe too...but he said he is doing his own plumbing.." a housewife said in disappointed

"do you think he is single?"

"you bimbo! you don't see the bombshell he is currently with?"

"maybe I can be the side chick..?"

"you couldn't he a side chicken!"

...

his eyes twitching become stronger

'lone monkey...how?!' he wanted to cry blood, even with his thicc skin couldn't save his face from getting slightly red

"hehehehehe!" Aimi couldn't hold her laughter and giggles softly , he faked anger and looked at her 'angrily' "you dare laugh of your client?"

"yes, the client who asked me to teach him about women, right~" she didn't buy his word and said playfully

he smiled wrly and said "you seems to understand me?"

"maybe~maybe not~ a hot night can brings wonders~" she said with a wink "come on~ let's call someone to send our bags and have fun~"

"sure." they did so and the courtesan guided him to.. amusement park?

'huh.. didn't know they exist..one would think, with superpowered ninja, rollercoaster would be a piece of of cake.. right?' he couldn't be more wrong..

...

"haaah, I thought I would die.." Saruto said between his breaths

"darling~ again! let's do it again!" unlike him, Aimi was at the peak of her enjoyment

".. how.. can you handle it?!" he looked upwards to see the thing that if we're to be put next to the ones in his previous life..they would like snake and dragon..

"hmm? idk? I always feel at my peak~" she tilting her head cutely

"you do?" he looked intrigued, but before going any further she took his hands and said "come on~ there is tons of things to do!"

they run around the different games, the spinning ship, the hunted house, and of course the cars!

he wondered why these things exits but normal cars doesn't.

and finally on the wheel, they enjoy seeing the sunset "did darling enjoyed the date~?" Aimi said putting her head on his shoulder

"I did, except the shopping part"

"boo, that's the best part!" she made in X with her hands and continue "me too, this day might be the happiest in my life..I'm glad Saruto-sama has rent me.." she said with warm smile

Saruto was surprised but smiled and said "if you want..I can rent you more." he felt uneasy he will leave her after two months

"fufufu, Saruto-sama doesn't need to... after the two months, I'll be free."

"you will?" he was stunned

"mm, Saruto-sama payment was the final nail for a deal I made with the owner.."

"...are sure he can be trusted.." he saw the cliche from a mile afar 'I better stay around when I finish..my degree..:

"he is.. even when I was sold by my family...he didn't immediately taint me...but led me to the senior courtesans who were kind to me.. taught me how to survive.. and only after I was emotionally ready..I started.." she didn't continue but he knows the rest, they fell in comfortable silence while watching the sunset disappear

"come on, or we will be late.. let's go to my house.."

"you own a house?"

"fufufu, being the leading courtesan have it's perks...I sent our things to there..we will start tomorrow morning, I hope you will be ready~but tonight...I need my doze of you~" she leaned into a kiss which he responded, they continue to make out and cuddle to the end of the wheel spin..

~~~~

the days and weeks pasts to them like normal, their schedule were , eating, training, fucking, and sleeping, in any order, what he was surprised to know that the knowledge he thought were useless, wasn't in the slightest, he for example from calligraphy, know that he was wasting ton of ink and inscription on the scrolls, something he didn't he was doing all the time, so under the courtesan teaching and with abusing of shadow clone he manged to master it, and mixing it with his programing knowledge and different language, he manged to increase it's efficiency by double! he now scroll ring size is now 60m³! without wasting any chakra, ink in the process

his cooking skills increased, still didn't manage to destroy clothes.., but he won't just give up! and to his surprise, he found sewing calming and playing music relaxing, and it was funny to see the brunette face when she saw 10 Saruto moving around trying to do what they mission to do

she immediately asked for orgy..but he were shut down when he says, he uncomfortable with it,she was disappointed, but respect his boundaries,..but she had another though...

"can you teach me how to be ninja!" she asked suddenly,

"you want what?"

"how to be ninja? I was always fascinated from the stories I heard...how can you walk on water and trees.. throwing fire and water.. something out of a movie!" she said in excitement

"hmm, sure...but I want that..." she said with a smirk

"...that?" she asked unsurely

"yes that...if you give me that..I will teach you whatever you want.." he said in

"...you sure are naughty.. wanted my anal virginity so badly.. even when I refused.." she said in red face but had determined look "..fine! she is yours...but if you teach me shadow clone first!"

"sure." he gives her the technique but didn't expect much, but contrary to his expectation, he did it on the first try, but her chakra manged to create 1 clone only

*boof* smoke arise and another Aimi was there

"hmm~ darling~" Aimi clone said with purr..

"yes! that's what I wanted!" original Aimi said, and both Aimi looked at Saruto with lusty eyes "hey me~"

"yes, original~?"

"you know why you are here right?~"

"hmm~ of course, shadow clone can't be created unless you have a goal in mind~"

"and what was the goal~"

"to double team darling~ unlike darling feel uncomfortable using clones~ I don't~" the clone hugged the original and played with her body while both looked at the man infront of them

Saruto had no idea how to respond, he basically malfunctioned, he won't be lying if he say he didn't like the idea, so he decided to follow his dick and jump to the double desert!, the details were omitted..

an : I can imagine the double standard about the clones lmao