*Calix Pov
I really don't know if I will laugh at her or be irritated?
Very D*mn!!
It was as if she didn't have what people thought of her.
She doesn't care at all. She seems an invisible person that no matter what she does in her life, no one will notice her.
My God, Mesoz!
What can I do for you?
I just went crazy with your wisdom, but I still find her cute and charming.
And what happened earlier...
Sh*t!
I really have no intention of correcting Charmaine because...
CR*P!!
What the hell!!!
'Ting'
'Ting'
'Ting'
'Ting'
"Yes?" The intercom sounded natural, I answered
"Sir, your Aunt Maria is here" Intercom.
"Shit!"
"Sir?" Intercom
"No! Don't mind me. Let her come in."
Not again !!
I wouldn't say I like it when she comes.
Aunt Maria always hurts your head with the Explosions she brings!
Damn that Old Woman!
She always surprises me with what she can bring with her.
'EHNNKKK'
'Blag'
"Oh, Hello Aunt! What a Surprise?" *note scrams*
I gave her a fake smile. I actually have a bit of plasticity sometimes.
"Oh! Don't give me that look that you look like your so glad to see me, Calix" *Aunt Maria*
Yeah Right!
Here we go are again.
"Fine! What else do you need, aunt?"
"Give your grandfather a grandson !!" *Aunt Maria*
"Are you damn kidding me? Do you think that's that easy?"
D*mn it!
"What did he think of the chicken coop or pigsty?"
"I don't care! You're not getting any younger, Calix. You're what? 24? Grant the old man his request. He wants a grand children's." *Aunt Maria*
"How much does he and Children's really want?"
"Many, the whole basketball team? Volleyball team? Soccer Team? Badminton Team? He wants a Team, and he wants A.S.A.P!!" *Aunt Maria*
MY GOD!!!
Another big explosion by Aunt Maria!
And now from grandpa from the other day to dad next to sister.
Maybe the problem of the whole Philippines. It will also explode for him.
Maybe he wants to be a Messenger while he is still alive ?!
Why are they so inclined to give me a problem?
This is worst than what I expected.
"What does he think about the children's factory? If he wants a Team, he will look for members of his team! And I told you before, aunt, I don't have any plans on getting married."
"I DON'T CARE Calix! Just present a girlfriend to your Grandfather's Birthday, or else I will give you a Girlfriend or worse, I will marry you !! God!! You stubborn child!!" *Aunt Maria*
I know, right?!
Where else can I get a Girlfriend who is willing to pretend to be my girlfriend or fiancé?
Even if I may search the entire Alien galaxy, I will not be convinced to pretend without ulterior motives.
Some Girls are like that?
Those may come true and turn me around.
NO FREAKING WAY!!!
I have not lost my mind to be crazy and bait myself.
"Do you understand me, Calix ?!" *Aunt Maria*
"Yeah!! Yeah!!"
"I'm serious if you haven't found a woman you can present to your Grandfather, don't be surprised if the next day I grill you with my acquaintances at ROASTED PIG!" *Aunt Maria*
"Yeah!! Yeah!! Don't worry."
"Then Good! I want that girl tomorrow." *Aunt Maria*
"Yeah!! Yeah!! Fine... Tomo... What?!!"
"Why?" *Aunt Maria*
"What do you think is so easy to find a sensible woman? Aunt, you don't wash your clothes that you need tomorrow! You're insane! What do you think of me can only get a woman with just a wink and smile!?"
"Even a flip on the finger you can." It stood up. "Just tomorrow morning, you can present a woman to me. End of story!" *Aunt Maria*
SH*T!!
This old woman is really annoying!
This is so crazy!
"Tsk... FINE!!"
"Then Good!" *Aunt Maria*
'EHNNKKK'
'Blag'
She went out and slammed the door.
What to do who will I take to pretend to be a girlfriend, and I will present them.
Who?