Chapter 12: Fiancé?

*Mesoz Pov

That guy is annoying! But I am not bothered by the T-shirt he lent me. Smells good!! Smell baby cologne. She still looks like a baby. Tsk! He baby himself?! My God!!

I should be the one to get angry with him for what he is doing to me then what? he put drama? He is crazy!! He preached to the great power to the max?! I am gonna ruining his reputation? Duh!!

What did he think of me?

Rapist?

Just because he helped me to closed the zipper of my dress?

Do I know Charmaine will come in after open the door?

What do you think?

Waaaahhh !!!

This is so crazy mood!! I should even be angry because I'm that girl...

Of course, I'm still innocent, I don't want other people to think that I'm a cheap woman. Duh!

If only I hadn't been forced to work here gosh!!

I will never ever notice you... you are so Devil!!

Maybe in the distance, I will still long for you.

"HEY! Are you crazy Keso?!" *Sharon*

"Coming soon!"

"Huh?!" *Sharon*

"I mean not yet!" d*mn! It's crazy to think "Why did you say that?"

"Of course! Your eyebrows just met, later you smiled, then eyebrow effect. Let me guess" *Sharon*

Ow...

Try your guess.

"My Light preached you again, huh?" *Sharon*

"Oh My! Do you think you guessed it?"

"Did I mention that you will preach again?" *Sharon*

"I don't know about that man, I always get soap him! It's good that I have water with him. I swear, I can't really take a bath before I face him! He always soaps me when we meet, Hmp!"

*5 Seconds Later...

"Thank you for the worthless information, Mesoz" *Mr. Rude*

Dora's son enters Kettle!!

Bad heavens!

Mr Rude is here...

I am so DEAD!!

I can take a bath again for free now. Hays! "Ah, ah, Oh May GAD !!" exaggeration I think that too "Mr Rude, All along around the world wild the water cycle and the sky and moon you there at the backpack of me?! Why didn't walkie talkie to me?! I've been finding you around the sea. "

"Totally Funny, Mesoz" I just ignored my beauty 😭 "And I don't care." is really naughty "Who says we hide and seek and I don't freaking care. Even if you don't take a bath or how you take a bath. Come with me to my office or you want me to wait for you after you decide to take your freaking desired bath? " *Mr. Rude*

" No sir! I'm coming and sing" This is very demanding.

*Ten Eternity Minutes Later...

"What?!! You want me to pretend to be your Fiancé?! But Oh why me?" This is a shocking revelation. So crazy!! Why me? Is Mahal no longer Mahal or Mura? Has Dora or Diego turned white? Is Vice Ganda straight? Shucks! My hair is 'Flip Hair' shake shaking!! Maybe next time I'll just know that Medusa's snake is grilled?

"I have no choice" *Mr. Rude*

"It's only been one week, Mesoz. I can only introduce a serious relationship to my grandfather" *Mr. Rude*

"Ha! What do you think about me renting a DVD VCD? No No Way.. No No Way, And why should I pretend? Didn't you tell me your real reason for mission impossible?"

"I just have to show them that I have a serious girlfriend! Are you naughty too?!" *Mr. Rude*

"I still D o n ' t w a n t!! Give me a sensible reason to grant you! Explain it well if you do not want to be salvaged or raped by a battalion of gay's when you come out!"

This person is confused!!

You gonna salvage me or He wanna really want to rape you!!

He will rent the Addicts to kill you or just rent gays for the most rude handsome cute baby-like terrorist in the WHOLE PHILIPPINES!!

Hoh Hoh Ho!!

He can bring out his millions.. billions.. Trillions..!

"All right, get shout more." is he furious? "Maybe you want a mic to announce your intention? I will make you a stage with confetti. And you can't

confined to what you do?" *Mr. Rude*

I know! But you are still antipathetic! He was right again. Surprisingly when there is news:

(BREAKING NEWS: The Boss, Choked his maid for offering the Wedding!)

Filipinos say that when they read that.

They might even say I have taking drugs.

I hope it's okay.

His Proposal case is very ugly.

I hope he beautifies it.

That type I really believe!

"Would you say if my bright brain was twisted and I was spotted! Now Explain?!"

"Fine! My Grandpa's birthday next week and because I'm the only one his favorite grandson. I'm the one he's pressuring. He wants me to get married and give him a Team of children and because I really have no plans to get married and I hate WOMEN that you already know, I thought of you suddenly. You are the only one who is not afraid, answering me face-to-face and You are the only one will not so 'scared', so I wonder if you fit in as my pretend fiancé to me and it looks like you have no plans to make an ulterior motive to me. So I said why not just you, Right?" *Mr. Rude*

You do not even have emotions, this one can have big explanations.

Bored and bored yet.

Breakfast shoes!

Roasted Slippers!

"Just because I never look at you and I look kind?"

"YES!! and correction you do not look kind, you are boyish so it is far from your habit to entrap me." *Mr. Rude*

Ha?!!

Just think of that?!

I will entrap you if you are not just a relative of Terrorist.

I might even plan to get me pregnant if you have Obama's grandson!

"And how can you be sure I won't entrap you? Huh!?"

"I just had the feeling and you don't need to worry I'll pay you eh. More than triple the salary you get here. I will make you a house with your Statue, Anything you want, I can talk easily eh?" *Mr. Rude*

What do you think about POOR?

Duh!

I am rich.

I can make my own Statue.

Pink the color.

"I DO NOT WANT!!"

"God! What do you want? I will dip my face in the Bible and promise!" *Mr. Rude*

"Will you do that?"

"No!!" *Mr. Rude*

"That's it, I still don't like it. Find another woman"

"Mesoz!" *Mr. Rude*

"What?!"

"If you do not agree I will throw you in Atlantis or Mental forever. I mean it!" *Mr. Rude*

"It's okay as long as the food is free. Just go! When is that?"

" UGH!! I'm going crazy with you!" *Mr. Rude*

"Great! I'll take you to Mental, you're the one going crazy eh."

"Fine!" *Mr. Rude*

"Shall I call an ambulance?"

"No!" *Mr. Rude*

"So later?"

"No! No! If you agree, I'll grant three wishes of yours" *Mr. Rude*

"Huh?!"

"I'll be your Genei after that, I'll grant ur three wishes, Anything" Among Tunay

"Anything?"

Hey!!

Mesoz, he said many wishes.

"Yes!" *Mr. Rude*

"Nevermind, you look angry. eh?"

"No. I promise, Mark my words" *Mr. Rude*

"Okay! Write your words and I will mark them like K.K.K."

"Seriously?!!" *Mr. Rude*

"Are you addicted? You said MARK MY WORD? I will mark it with my Magic Pentel-pen!" Commercial Pose, "This is mahal because she is not mura. I always uses this to signature the papers or writings in the news paper it its so affordable even if you don't have money. Go to the Bombay and make dept to 5'6 and dance 'Pasko na naman'. Live your past, Reach your dreams. Red Bull! Hop on! And everybody's Energy."

:-) "You're crazy!!" :-| *Mr. Rude*

Uhh?

What is that?!

He smiled.

I swear I saw him smile?!

Woah!

The Prince of Darkness became Prince of Light smile!!

Very Good Mesoz.

Maybe next time you laugh really..

bwhaha

"Tahehehe 🤪"

"Fine! I'll make a contract, Happy?" *Mr. Rude*

"Yeepy, Yehey! Shalala is tonight is too be happy shalala."

HAHAHA!!

I'll make sure my three wishes to you are good!!

Hahahaha!!

Nice!

Lots of laughter in my brain!!

Another BWAHAHAHA!!