Femboy_Novelist

A martial artist with a foul mouth and wild attitude has been reincarnated...buck naked in a cave that is. Why has he been reincarnated, why isn't he human, and why is his dick out? Find out as he explores this new world! See if he finds pants! Seriously, why doesn't he have pants?


[Disclaimer!!!]
As many of you may know, this novel is on hardcore hiatus and waiting on a reboot. Which I'm starting to do, I promise! It's gonna be in third person, it's gonna be better written and all that shit. It's gonna take me a lot of time though. I'm just one dude and I'm both really lazy and depressed. That said though, I really hope you enjoy the book. And check out the spin off!

Unfortunately, Reincarnated.

So, I've figured out the gist of things to a bare minimum. I've been reincarnated by a god type thingy, and they've given me a videogame like system. How generous..


Although! There is one oddity here and that is the fact...that there is no XP! No level or XP counter. Maybe I need a skill or talent to see it? It wouldn't make sense for there not to be one. Anyways! For now how about we look to see if these points are spendable..erm..How do I spend them you ask? STARE VERY HARD!


I kid, but it's similar to doing that. I have to stare AND think. Ugh. But anyways, I'm offloading all 10 Stat points into strength, I'll definitely be needing it..


Next up is skills...lets look at the skill shop!


Mkay..its fine. I mean I thought I would have more options but whatever, its whatever. Only five!? And one costs all my points! Hooh...lets take a closer look.


Increase Thrusting attacks efficiency by 10%


Increase Blunt attacks efficiency by 10%


Hey, putting aside those first four things, what the fuck is with the last one. Question marks? That's new, although technically everything is new. I...I shouldn't buy anything now, I might fuck things up royally. Instead lets leave this cave.


I stood up. No, not really actually, I can't stand up fully. I have to half crouch in order to really move around, but regardless I start golluming my way towards the light down the cave tunnel, and what do you know? Its a forest! Of course.


Well, it feels different from an actual forest, the ground is pretty clear and doesn't really have leaves or twigs on it. It mostly has just rocks, branches or small bits of shrubbery. Is this an artists interpretation of a forest or something? 


Well, without anything else to do I start walking forward in a directly straight line. Don't wanna just wander aimlessly you know! Pick a direct and stick to it, walking in circles and non linear directions gets you lost quicker than anything. 


Small update, it feels like I've been walking for hours and nothing has changed much. The sun hasn't even moved and I feel like I've walked 10 miles!


"KYYYAK!" A shrill screech let out and to the left of me, about 35 feet away I see 3 little green skinned fellas with bald heads, pointed ears, long noses and loincloths. Goblins.


The Shop