Femboy_Novelist

A martial artist with a foul mouth and wild attitude has been reincarnated...buck naked in a cave that is. Why has he been reincarnated, why isn't he human, and why is his dick out? Find out as he explores this new world! See if he finds pants! Seriously, why doesn't he have pants?


[Disclaimer!!!]
As many of you may know, this novel is on hardcore hiatus and waiting on a reboot. Which I'm starting to do, I promise! It's gonna be in third person, it's gonna be better written and all that shit. It's gonna take me a lot of time though. I'm just one dude and I'm both really lazy and depressed. That said though, I really hope you enjoy the book. And check out the spin off!

Unfortunately, Reincarnated.

Well with the goblins dead I'm A okay and ready to keep walking!...thats a lie, I've been throwing up for the past 15 minutes.


Okay, look yeah I've broken bones and messed people up before but...I've never killed anyone and I've definitely never made anyone explode! Looking at those corspes...no, looking back at the flesh piles left behind by my kicks makes me beyond sick.


Okay...unlike a game world, this is gross and messy. I'm covered in blood and gunk aswell as buck naked. This sucks...well I have nothing better to do than recoup. Lets look at my stats.


Huh? I have a talent point now? Aswell as an extra skill point, plus 2 stat points. Did killing those goblins actually have a positive?


Huh? Only three? And future sight costs 5 points! Time for a closer look..


Allows you to see the status of others. Amount of info is dependent on intellect and level of talent. Also improves information provided in system windows.


See into the future. Length of time seen into future is dependent upon intellect and level of talent.


Learn and cast magic faster. Efficiency is dependent upon intellect and level of talent.


Okay...Appraisal is obviously the way to go here right? I mean fuck magic if I can get more information. Now...how do I spend the point exactly?


[Are you sure you wish to buy Appraisal?]


Ah, theres the level and xp stuff. ALTHOUGH YOUR CONTRIBUTION WAS SMALL, I LOVE YOU! APPRAISAL!


This is perfect, although now I know I gotta pump intellect. It's a long road ahead if I'm just level 3 infact...lets see what level those goblins were. 


I looked at the goblin mush piles and 3 Status screens appeared.


...I'm a monster, a child killing monster. Are you fucking kidding me here!??!?


The Reaction