Femboy_Novelist

A martial artist with a foul mouth and wild attitude has been reincarnated...buck naked in a cave that is. Why has he been reincarnated, why isn't he human, and why is his dick out? Find out as he explores this new world! See if he finds pants! Seriously, why doesn't he have pants?


[Disclaimer!!!]
As many of you may know, this novel is on hardcore hiatus and waiting on a reboot. Which I'm starting to do, I promise! It's gonna be in third person, it's gonna be better written and all that shit. It's gonna take me a lot of time though. I'm just one dude and I'm both really lazy and depressed. That said though, I really hope you enjoy the book. And check out the spin off!

Unfortunately, Reincarnated.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?


I managed to pry myself away from the bear, jamming my thumb in its left eye so it would let go, then rolling away dark souls style. 


What the fuck!? This thing is huge and that bite fucking hurt! If I hadn't gotten it to let go it would've torn my entire right shoulder away from the rest of me! And even so, those huge fucking teeth dug 3 inches into my body at least! I can barely feel my right arm!


"GROOOUHH!!" The bear was stood roaring on its hind legs, roaring at the rop of its lungs. This thing is seriously huge! It's at least 9 feet tall and a full ton.


It's fur is a dark wine red color, like fresh blood. It's got bigass scars on its body where the fur didn't grow back too. Fuck! Those look like sword and axe marks, and I swear I can see a broken arrow or two sticking out of it in different spots.


And what the fuck is with these stats?!


Its got Stats way more than triple mine! 288 Power is insane already, but 445 Vitality!?!? I'm not even past 40 in vitality, or past 65 in any stat! Er, wait. Its health and stamina went down?


Just because of an eye poke? I didn't even get my thumb that deep and I did 133 HP?


Well, 133 isnt much off of 25,445 though. Especially since it was an attack to a vital. But, that aside I might actually be fucked here..


That thing is super strong and super pissed, it has the advantage in everything but intellect and that wont matter for shit! 


"Woah!" I yelled aloud, startled by a sudden swipe at my head, ducking under it and tossing a left uppercut out of habit.


Hell! That didn't stun it at all, it's still swinging! Woosh, woosh, woosh, is all I'm hearing! Er wait, this thing has like 170 Dexterity right? It should be faster, more accurate than this!


The berserker bear bellowed at me, swinging its massive paws around with wild abandon, cleaving a tree right in two.


Dear god, if I get hit by that I'm beyond dead. I think this thing is pretty stupid though...it's just rampaging and letting my dodge, throwing a counter punch now and again. Lets see..


Hold on, what? it's stamina is halfway down and its health is way lower, well way lower is a exaggeration but its got over 1000 health gone.


The Bear 1