Femboy_Novelist

A martial artist with a foul mouth and wild attitude has been reincarnated...buck naked in a cave that is. Why has he been reincarnated, why isn't he human, and why is his dick out? Find out as he explores this new world! See if he finds pants! Seriously, why doesn't he have pants?


[Disclaimer!!!]
As many of you may know, this novel is on hardcore hiatus and waiting on a reboot. Which I'm starting to do, I promise! It's gonna be in third person, it's gonna be better written and all that shit. It's gonna take me a lot of time though. I'm just one dude and I'm both really lazy and depressed. That said though, I really hope you enjoy the book. And check out the spin off!

Unfortunately, Reincarnated.

Like hell I was gonna full frontal that fucking thing! I was planning to just keep side stepping till he drained out to begin with.


That retard did it all for me in one go!


"gwhhr.." The bear let out a low growl, I'm pretty sure it knocked itself out, because it's just laying there splayed out.


But, why did it get knocked out? It broke a tree in half a few moments ago, so why did it get knocked out from a full weight charge?


Is this tree special or something like that?


An Ironwood Oak tree that has resisted its withering, and grown stronger. At least 500 years old and significantly tougher than a regular Ironwood Oak, highly sought after material.


Well then, that just explains it doesn't it? Lucky me...now obviously, I should kick its ass while its out, but fiiiiiirst. How should I exactly go about doing that?


Welp, rear naked choke it is! I got atop the bears back and did my best at choking it out with the one good arm I got left.


I say "did my best" because this fucker immediately got up and started thrashing around. Seriously!? I didn't think you were smart enough to play possum! 


Quit thrashing...and stay, STILL! Chomp! I bit right into its right shoulder with my big sharp chompers. And holy shit, they went through like butter. I thought I was just gonna latch on, not slice right through! 


I quickly spat out the hunk of bear fur and skin, opting to keep a hold on its fur with my left arm and keep biting chunks out of its shoulder! Hows it feel when it's happening to you eh?


Holy crap! I, with 62 strength have managed to chip away at this things health that easy? Wait, could it he this thing is actually a massive pushover?


I thought of the literal 2 attacks he hit me with and how they damaged me, quickly scrubbing the notion of this thing being weak away. Yeah, it's dumb but its an absolute tank! Or so it should be, maybe Vitality doesn't cover armored skin or anything like that, but just boosts your overall damage threshold by increasing HP? 


I'll think about it later, I still have to kill tubbs here. Speaking of, I've been chomping on him this whole time, whats his hp like?


Hrm, he's both almost dead, and out of stamina! Maybe the stamina is why he's barely struggling. Oh well, time for the big blow! CHOMP! I bit directly on his head, hearing a massive amount of blips in my ears.


The Bear 3