Time skip and start of plot

A boy with sky blue hair and a black wife beater with some black shorts can be seen punching at a tree he says "ADAMANTINE KATA INDESTRUCTIBLE" following his shout there is the sound of a tree falling one can then here in the side clapping there is another boy their of average build and average look the boy has hazel brown hair and eyes this boy is none other than the protagonist of DxD Issei hyoudou "Damn bro that shit was so cool but what's the point of it if it doesn't help you gain the ultimate prize""bro what the fuck I just showed how to literally break a tree in my small 12 year old body and all you can say is it won't win me your ultimate prize of boobs damn welp fuck you then having me show you why I don't show as often as before"" aww come on man don't be like that besides it is cool but I don't see the need for it like who the fuck are you gonna fight to the point of snapping their spine"" well I just prefer to stay ready but now onto the real stuff do you think we'll have girlfriends if we look cool enough"" of course know why because we're going to be HAREM KINGS hahahahaha" "dude don't yell it out but yea guess your right alright let's make a pact that no matter what we will be HAREM KINGS" that is how our protagonist spent they're days for the next five years

At the gates of one of the most prestige's schools also known as a former girls school known as kuoh academy where all plot will begin we can see two boys one with sky blue hair and light jade green eyes can be seen next to a boy with hazel brown hair and eyes then one begins to talk " hey Issei you remember our promise from back then" "yup will never forget it Rafael because WE WILL BE HAREM KINGS" a few passerby say " eww look at that guy what a loser" " bro I told you not to scream our dreams to the whole world like what the fuck man your gonna give us a bad rep among the girls here and that was the point to get some girls not lose them especially when they outnumber us" "haha my bad I was just so excited besides I don't think it'll be that bad anyways let's go in"

They enter the school but separate due to doing different things "hey Issei I'll meet you in class I'm gonna smoke a blunt before class" " alright but you should really stop doing that it's gonna kill you one day" " yea yea and when that day comes I'll personally tell god to give you his angel to become part of your harem" " oh? you better cause I want them all hahah" unbeknownst to the two boys a certain intellectual heard their conversation and was gonna bust one of them.

On top of the school roof our protagonist is smoking his blunt when he is suddenly disturbed by the sound of the door to the roof being slammed open and comes out our student council president Sona shitori and vice prez tsubaki shnira " well morning ladies what a fine day it is what can I do for ya" the bespectacled president started " well first get rid of that then come to the student council room because your in trouble and you know why" " but whatever shall I do oh please don't call my parents but actually when you do can you give me the phone cause I've been wondering where they're at" " am I a joke to you" " I mean kinda your literally isolated on a rooftop with a guy you know very little about and your back up is also not very intimidating like both of you could become victims of a heinous crime here and your first thought was tell him what to do and give him a threat sooo yea your kinda a joke to mean but hey it's a bit adorable how you thought you could just muscle me away but no I'm gonna finish this bud here then go to class sleep and hope for the best at getting a girlfriend here but if you guys are looking for a boyfriend candidate and winner right here. Here's my number call me anytime" the ladies stood their shocked at his sheer stupidity and shamelessness but before they could interact further Rafael had finished his blunt and went to class

In the classroom our protagonist went in and some were happy to see him some were giving him a questioning look and other blatantly were hating him with their very souls because currently our Mc is sitting and talking with Issei who has now solidified his reputation as one of kuoh's pervert trio but well now that is of no matter because class goes as usual boring and in uneventful but things change when on the way home the boys are talking and little did they know a certain crimson haired princess was watching them " Akeno who are those two" " I believe they are Rafael Guzman and Issei Hyoudou class 2-B and one of them is part of our very own perverted trio and from sona's account this morning apparently the other thinks themselves quite the Casanova granted he has the looks but apparently he is a fan of smoking weed" " oh really he enjoys killing himself how stupid"" I don't know I find it kind of funny and hot that he is slowly destroying himself and all the pain he'll feel later on in his life" " akeno calm down and have koneko watch them" "yes president"

while this conversation was happening another took place between said boys " look I'm telling you man she's pretty hot and besides I think I got a shot if I keep it 100 with her" " I don't know man she may be hot but she's also student council prez so she might just have you kicked out and what's to stop her from controlling you and making you the one who gets fucked instead of being the one doing the fucking" " ok valid point but consider this what if we instead get benefits like not showing up to class or smoking on the roof without disturbance" " ok one only the second applies to you two how the fuck would you do that being as big a virgin as I" as they were about to continue they were interrupted by two voices "uhm excuse me but are you guys Rafael Guzman and Issei Hyoudou " " uh yea" Rafael then asked " what's up don't tell me is it about what happened earlier today with Issei cause I wasn't there to help his escape ok I was uhmmm eating burgers yea burgers no wait it was tacos no pupusas yea pupusas man I want some now" "bro you really gonna drop me like that what about our pact and promises to be future HAREM KINGS" " hey man when it comes to the suspicious activity you do don't I always bail you out oh shit wait I mean I've never done that before yea I uh catch him to help ladies yea whew———safe"the girls looked at them strangely speaking of one was a beautiful raven black hair girl with a huge bust the other was a mature beauty with dark blue hair and yellow eyes with a huge bust in comparison to regular girls the dark hair one giggled then spoke to Rafael " ufufufu you know you said that out loud right" " really shit I mean uh you heard wrong and I always got my boys back and would never abandon him" " well any ways we were wondering if you guys were single"" yea unless there are any other ladies tryna get with the HAREM KINGS out here"then the raven haired on spoke with relief while introducing themselves " that's great uhm I'm Yuma amano and this is kaguya my best friend and we were wondering if you would go it with us on a date this Saturday" the boys blanked out then answered with excitement Issei " YES haha I knew it was only a matter of time" Rafael" yea I guess that's cool" inside his mind 'fuck yea I not gonna die a virgin twice if I play my cards right and might get my first harem member but still gotta save Issei but hey I got my boys back even if we get our shit fucked up' then followed by the girls " great then it's a double date" while this was happening a certain white haired neko loli was watching and reporting everything to a red head