Klei's Grand Conspiracy Theory Pt. 3
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)17:54:48 No.31164655▶>>31166544
>>31164167 (You)
dude, you're sounding like a verbena mage right now
>>31163057
>mage the awakening
found the technocrat
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:01:22 No.31164686▶>>31164721
>>31161256 (OP)
The WoD universe is just so awful I don't see why anyone would want to go on living in it.
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:08:29 No.31164721▶>>31164742
>>31164686
so it's a realistic depiction of our universe?
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:12:31 No.31164742▶>>31164749 >>31164821
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>>31164721
I was about to try and come up with a witty retort but then I remembered that this country and many others are literally ran by child fucking occultists. Now that I think about it, this world is actually worse because there's a zero percent chance of me getting a werewolf gf. Nevermind I'd rather live in WoD.
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:13:40 No.31164749▶
>>31164742
lol
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Someone Who Thinks He's Malkavian 03/02/22(Wed)18:32:36 No.31164821▶>>31164896
>>31164742
We should have a LARP session together soon. It's boring out here when my sire left to go get some milk. -K
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:55:54 No.31164896▶>>31164899
>>31164821 (You)
No thanks bro I haven't played WoD since highschool lol.
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)18:56:36 No.31164899▶>>31164941
>>31164896
now's a good time as any to start again
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)19:08:49 No.31164941▶>>31165081
>>31164899
Nah. I haven't really played any ttrpgs since highschool. Some d&d here and there, and that's all. And besides, World of Darkness is just kinda Marilyn Manson tier edgy shlock looking back at it. Goofy kitsch that takes itself very seriously.
I don't know if I can get myself into the same headspace I was when I listened to Breaking Benjamin and took the concepts in these games at face value. There's no way for me to derive enjoyment from them that isn't cynical/ironic, and since that's the case I don't want to ruin the fun memories I have of them.
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)19:46:43 No.31165081▶>>31165157
>>31164941
it's only edgy if you have a shit gm
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)19:49:54 No.31165094▶
>>31161274
Stop asking questions? Who you?
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)19:51:26 No.31165101▶
>>31161533
I'll watch this movie
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)19:52:27 No.31165105▶
>>31161866
Stop watching me watching you.
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Anonymous 03/02/22(Wed)20:05:53 No.31165157▶
>>31165081
I mean the universe itself is just kinda edgy on it's own
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Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)00:24:38 No.31166132▶
>>31161256 (OP)
shenanigans
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Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)01:55:15 No.31166544▶
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>>31164655
>technocrat
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Anonymous 03/03/22(Thu)05:00:37 No.31167658▶
>>31161256 (OP)
>be me
>play vtmb for the first time
>evola traditionalist
>want to side with lacroix bc monarchy > commies and anarchists
>be patient and do his every biddding without so much as a foul word
>he betrays me for no reason at all
The whole story is a left-intellectual strawman. Unless you want to suggest politics is too, i reject your proposition
Which something like this already scares me more than enough, either way, thinking that I'm all alone being delusional about this world of vampy bois and gurls, not to mention the trans and the non-binaries and the dreamsexuals, I don't really want to get cancelled for not mentioning all the millions of genders to be honest.
And the latter would scare me if there is a secret society that actually runs the world which is vampies.
I even had to put on my Discord for someone to help me with this "special diet" I have. And that's when someone added me last night when I was asleep and accepted it by the time I woke up. It was an anonymous person with a peculiar and queer username with no profile picture. And his account is freshly new as well.
I was about to give up on this because I remember back when I first wrote the 300,000 words worth of an unedited draft of The Book of Voltaire, the first one, which I haven't posted all of it yet in this series, but the first part.
And made me think that I shouldn't dwell in this rabbit hole again because it's just going to give me an unhealthy obsession back to a vampire phase that's going to make me look like a complete lunatic psychotic person in a mental ward cutting himself to drink his own blood because my fangs aren't really that sharp, well, except for my bottom canine teeth, they're very long.
It's ironic how my fangs in the upper teeth are small and dull, but the bottom ones are perfectly long and sharp like a wolf. (Not a furry by the way).
And all because of this anonymous person adding me to Discord to help me with my special diet and palette for a special type of food. I went crazy, and I just went on a psychotic episode of having intrusive voices in my head that sounded vivid, as if they're real people shouting in my ears outside of my mind in the physical world. It sounds crazy but, yeah.
That's when I waited…. And realised that the real VTM? It's not VTM at all, it's entirely different from the fiction game everyone knows. It turns out that VTM is just a fiction game, and nothing related to real life vampires. So, I think I might have messed up.
But the thing is, there IS a REAL secret society of vampires where someone just made VTM as an inspired game for the original secret society no one knows about. And they used the game VTM as a form of less suspicion in order to make normal people think they are just roleplaying.
Yes, it is a cover up, but everything is different, even the clan names, the lexicon of words in the fictional universe of the tabletop RPG. It's vastly distinct, but the concept is still the same. Which drives me down to the next rabbit hole when I start to ask questions from this username, and his name is [REDACTED].