You Haven't Had A Hero Like Me: Feeling Fury
"All right guys, our info says that Comedigeist is at one of the eight locations given! Remember to work with your squad, and don't mess around!" Jackrabbit commanded. After ages of preparation, they finally got a ping on the villain who attacked Jackrabbit and made him laugh from before. Due to the predicament the teams were split:
Jackrabbit and Speed Hawk
Strikethorn and Quake
Sir Shadow and Nightshade
Superior and Sand Ninja
Lash-Out and Coal-Crusher
Sound-Wave and Aqua-Beak
Rogue-Rabbit and Mimic
Blood Midas and Singe.
"We've only got one shot before he disappears again, so Villains," Jackrabbit starts as they equip their costumes. "Heroes,". The ones that have them equip weapons. "and Vigilantes....". They all became ready and he said "LET'S WIN THIS!!!!".
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Rogue-Rabbit and Mimic:
The two of them ended up walking into what 'used' to be an old ball room. "Remember you two," Jackrabbit stated on the coms. "You're only there for the one, anything else is second priority. Try not to fight if you don't have to!". Mimic brushed it off and said "Oh come on, trust us for once! We've dealt with bigger scoundrels than some dumb group, and if need be, I can easily just copy our opponent!".
They got off the coms and he said "Is your brother always this nagging?". "Yeah, pretty much.". They continued to walk around until on the coms they heard "Oh shit- VILLAINS!". They cut back off and all the lights turned on. A laugh was heard and they looked up to see a bunch of poles come flying down, a woman sliding down one of them.
"Hello darlings~ I assume you came to play with Comedigiest, but I'll have to do it~". They looked at each other and Sound-Wave said "I thought we were supposed to be dealing with a clown, not a stripper.". She just smiled and said "Is it a crime to be proud of your own body? When I'm done, you'll feel such bliss!". The person it question had pale pink skin, arm length pink hair in two twin spirals, completely pink eyes, and she wore an outfit that would remind you of a succubus.
The two got ready to fight and the woman said "I'm Lace Lust, and when I'm done you'll either feel ultimate pleasure....". She extended out her arm and summoned a ginormous pink and white scythe with a heart shaped hole in the middle. "Or ultimate pain.". She dashed at the two of them, barely missing as they ducked. "Mimic! COPY HER!" Rogue-Rabbit yelled at the villain. "I can't mimic her right now! Just let me get my item!".
He poked a whole into his finger, and let it fall into a pen, letting it absorb the blood. "NOW, let's do this Aunori!" He said whilst throwing his pen into the air, letting it transform into a giant scythe. When the next swing came, it was met with his blade.
(Owner- Sound-Wave
Item/Weapon- Copy and Paste Pen
Aunori (the name of his pen), was designed to take a drop of his blood, and respond in sync to his mirror ability!)
"You're smart, surely you can predict I wouldn't come all this way without a Skill?". He was puzzled until she stroked his chin and said "Love x20~". His face was instantly covered in a blush and he was thrown back. 'What's with me?! I've got this urge to get in bed with her!' He thought breathing heavier than usual. "Sound-Wave!" Rogue-Rabbit yelled to him.
[Villain name- Lace Lust
Skill- Lustful Desire
She can make anyone fall in love by being in a certain range, making them slowly succumb to their desires. First she needs to touch her opponent, then say what level she wants. The highest being 200!]
"It's her Skill! Stay out of her touching range!" He commanded. She was so shocked to figure out that there is a villain that can force you to love them. She turned to the villain and said "Sound-Wave, I need you to promise you won't ever tell anyone about this.... Please! Now then....". She looked at the villain and he noticed a change. Her once cheerful demeanor faded into something so much darker. Her hair and eyes turning a deep purple hue.
Her costume changed to this as well and she looked up with an.... Evil smirk. Her rabbit ears turned more sharp, and her hair elongated to be just below shoulder length. "DIE YOU SLUT!!!!" She yelled. Purple lightning surged and she charged at the villain. She sent a punch at her, the villain catching it. "Love x100!". She blushed for a few seconds before just shaking it off.
"You're weak! Just lie down and let me bring you to justice!". She punched the villain with so much power, she was sent through a wall, going unconscious. She breathed out and then turned to Sound-Wave. She walked over, seeing his shocked expression. She held out her hand and lifted him onto his feet. "Natasha-" He started before her hand landed around his throat. "Tell a soul about this, and you won't even see the darkest pits of hell!".
She then let go and changed back. "S-sorry!" She said quickly as the coms roared to life. "This is Jackrabbit checking in, are you all okay?!".
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Sir Shadow and Nightshade:
"Okay guys, be careful, intel suggests that Switch is hiding out around there!" Jackrabbit warns them before going silent. "Tch, that stupid rabbit doubts our abilities, what say you that we prove him wrong?" Sir Shadow remarks, causing Nightshade to nod. "Relax Aura, we can handle this!". The two of them were sent out to an abandoned wood working factory. They walked in and Sir Shadow whistled to call over his dog, Nightmare. "Sniff him out boy. Nightshade, if you encounter the villain, call.".
They all walked in, and while searching, Nightshade brought out a piece of gum. While chewing she noticed Nightmare looked agitated, constantly sniffing different objects. She then looked up and got a shocked expression. "Hello!" Switch said swapping places with a table next to her. She then swung at him but he ducked right away. He kicked her in the side, and tossed up a pebble.
The miniscule rock then swapped places with a wooden bat. She backed up and said "I see you've honed your Skill!" She called out. "Yeah, now I can swap objects with other objects. Speaking of which, this also applies to living things. He tossed up two rocks. One turned into a chair and the other.... Summons a villain. This one she recognized though.... Overdrive. "When I said to summon me when needed, I never thought it would be durning this kind of occasion!".
"NIGHTSHADE!!!!". Overdrive looked to see the vigilante as he froze. "You.... You're the villain Overdrive right? Betraying your own team, killing them in the process....". He looked up with hatred in his eyes. "You are truly the worst kind of scum!". She then listened to the coms and smiled saying "Take a step back Switch.". He looked confused until Natasha came running in, throwing Mimic off her back.
Rogue-Rabbit glared at him and said "He's mine!". She charged at him, pulling him onto the roof. Her hands cracked as the front of his shirt began to become dust. "You won't kill me. "He stated with a smirk. ". "And why is that?!" she yelled at him he then held up a trigger and said "If I push this button, this building will be rubble!". From inside, Nightmare whimpered as beeping occurred all around them.
"Y-you wouldn't!" She said releasing him, electricity dying down. "If I go down, I'm gonna take this entire building down with me, your friends included.... Unless you give me what I want." He said determined. She gulped and locked eyes with him. "What-.... What are your demands?" She stammered. "I thought you'd never ask! I want what only you and your repundent brother can give me!".
She looked shocked and he said "I want Break-Wield returned to me, and if you don't give me your half.... You already know.". She sighed and then said "Alright.... You win. I'll give you back your Skill.". She touched his hand and started glowing with purple energy. A few minutes later, the two appeared in between the vigilante and the hero, Overdrive holding Natasha by the ears.
He released her and said "Switch, we've got what I came for!". He smiled and said "Why not a demonstration?". Overdrive smirked and touched a support pillar. He smiled at the feeling. Little by little, he could feel the building crumble in his hands. "Let's go.". They disappeared leaving Natasha to pass out from exhaustion.
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"WHY DID WE GET THE BARBED WIRE VILLAIN?!?!?!?!?!" Smoke Hawk yelled as they dodged the sharp wiring. "Stop moving, you're only making this funner!" Ripper said enjoying himself. "How do we stop this guy?! He's got all those barbs!" Jackrabbit said avoiding a lash. Smoke Hawk was busy avoiding whips, when she noticed one of them heading towards Jackrabbit. "NATHAN!!!!" She yelled pushing him out of the way.
*SLASH*
"Woah, that was close! Z are you-". "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". He looked towards her back and saw her right wing had half of it sliced off. She fainted at that exact moment and the villain pinned him to a wall, ripping his mask apart in the process. Z was fading in and out of consciousness. For a second she looked up and thought she saw Speed Hawk. "Ya.... ru....". She then finally passed out. From behind her, Nathan saw Overdrive appear out of thin air.
"Excellent job Ripper! I'll take it from here!" He said lifting up the piece of wing that was torn off. Ripper let him down and Nathan said "Donovan, Overdrive, doesn't matter what you call yourself. I can already guess what you want.... Weild.". He nodded and said "Do you know what happens when a moth's wings are torn? They can't be regenerated, and are restricted to the ground.".
Nathan stared at her and remembered how happy she looked being able to fly. "If you return my power, I'll repair her wing.... And we both know how you feel about her Jackrabbit, so choose wisely~". Before he reconsidered his offer, he grabbed his head, and with a glow, returned the power. This left him drained and he said "Hold up your end Donovan!".
He sighed and said "I'm a man of my word.". He touched the torn wing, and in a few seconds, it was like it never happened, only leaving a small scar left over. He began to leave again, when he said "And don't you dare die yet, Jackrabbit!". "I could say the same to you, Overdrive.".
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Superior and Sand Ninja
"Hey Ninja, ever noticed how we've had complete radio scilence?" Superior mentioned as the two were clearing out civilians. The two were sent to a very large park, with multiple fountains. "I don't mind. Maybe they're just taking their time?" Sand Ninja responded, letting children ride on little trains made of his sand to the rest of the people. "Something just doesn't feel right...." Superior stated.
Once they got everyone cleared out, the two took a stroll through the park. "Hm? Hey June, look!". The two turned to see a woman wearing a long black hooded robe (Cloak), sitting on a park bench, as if she was waiting for someone. "I got this." Superior said walking over. "Excuse me, ma'am?". The woman looked up, she had dark grey skin, with white freckles and black lips. Her dark grey eyes trained on the hero and she said "Oh, hello.".
'How polite!' Superior thought. "Unfortunately ma'am, I'll have to escort you out of the park. There's been some villain activity recently and-". The woman stopped him and said "Oh I'm well aware of that, I was actually waiting for you actually!". Sand Ninja sensed it with his sand, quickly pulling away the hero. "Hey! What was-". The woman then stood up, revealing her to be an intimidating 8'4 tall person.
"Your friend is smart! But oh still so stupid.". She glared at them and a black aura emitted from her, spreading all across the park. At the same time, black tears fell from the villains eyes. "ACK- Superior!" Sand Ninja said with them trying to get their bearings. Sand Ninja's eyes were filled with tears, slowly flowing down his face.
[Villain name- Weeping Willow
Skill- Grief
She produces an aura that causes anyone in the range of it to experience any and all grief that they have. In very rare cases this won't affect a specific person at all!]
Using her power, she blasted Superior far back and he crashed into a building. "My Skill is called Grief, and I'm guessing you can already tell what it does?" She said walking over to Sand Ninja. "You my dear boy, haven't even experienced half of true suffering! Prove me wrong! Can you stand?!". Sand Ninja looked at her and said "I- I can't.". "Then you will SUFFER!" She said increasing the intensity of her power.
"HEY!". The villain looked over at him shocked, causing Sand Ninja to look up as well. "Hey, Ninja, what's going on?!" Superior said helping the vigilante up. "S-Superior.... Why aren't you-". He looked puzzled until he said "Why aren't you affected?!". The hero stared at the ground, realizing what was going on. "You.... How are you still standing?" Willow asked Superior.
"You have suffered, more than anything my power could bring, and yet you still chose to be a hero?.... Why?". The villain deactivated her power, processing the information. "I uh...." Superior said thinking. He clears his throat and says "You're coming with us, now!". He strapped some power cuffs on the villain and said "Ninja, let's go!".
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Strikethorn and Quake:
"We've had radio silence for a while, sure hope your team leader is okay...." Strikethorn said walking through an aisle. Strikethorn and Quake ended up at the worst place.... The mall. Quake was walking through and saw a keychain saying "So.... As a vigilante, you can steal stuff and it not be called bad, right?". Strikethorn nodded and said "Just get a shopping cart, it'll last longer!".
She grabbed a can of soda mumbling "We need groceries anyway.". While the mother of her team was checking the expiration date, she looked up to see Betting Score freeze in his tracks. He nervously raised his hand and said "Hey.". She smashed her arm through the shelf, grabbed the villain, and then said "YOU BASTARD!". He created a large dice, and threw it at her.
It hit her shoulder, releasing the villain to run for his life. "Quake, I'm on his ass!" Strikethorn yelled pursuing the villain. "TAKE THIS!!!!" She yelled growing quills. She shot them all into the air and yelled "SKY-FIRE QUILL RAIN!". Quills rained down, the villain barely dodging. In front of him, Quake was ready to grab the villain. She grabbed him and said "Magnitude 10!". She began to shake both her and the villain.
"You're finished Sc-". He then crabbed her wrist, a dark glow coming from him. "If I'm going down, I'm taking you with me!" He said as a light enveloped them both. Strikethorn watched as the form turned light, but changed. It became twisted, dark cards surrounding them in a spiral. When it cleared, she was blasted out into the parking lot.
When she looked up a twenty foot tall figure was in its place. The abomination had a row of card-like spikes running down its arms and legs, a thick mask with an evil grin on it, no visible eyes, large black claws, combat boots, and was incredibly muscular.
[Fusio-!@#&*.... Loading complete. WARNING, AMALGAMATION PRESENT!
Amalgamation name- Kill-Scorer
Amalgamation trait- Self-Harm
Amalgamated Skill- Bone Reaping
It snaps its own bones to create devastatingly large blades, harming it in the process. It uses that pain to fuel its strength!]
"K-kate?" Strikethorn said hopeful. The amalgamation then screamed in a distorted and primal voice "NAME.... KILL-SCORER!!!!!!!!!!!!!". She heard cracking and watched as one of its arms distorted, becoming a giant ax. She held up her forearms and when the attack came, she was sent sliding back. 'Fine then.... Let's play!' she thought standing up.
She began to slowly absorb the damage from it, as it repeatedly struck her. When it finally stopped, she focused it all into her fist, and sent a punch into the monster. "GO TO HELL!" She yelled. She then watched as it split into two, running over. She jumped up and caught her before she hit the ground and said "Are you alright Kate?". She smiled weakly and said in a weak raspy voice "Hey porcupine.". She then fell unconscious and got on the coms.
"Shadow, I need an ambulance and back up!".
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Singe and Blood Midas:
"We're on the way!" Singe said through the coms. "Midas, how many more vials do you have?" Singe said referring to his blood vials. "3, so we should hurry!" Blood Midas responded. A long tongue snuck over to Blood Midas foot. "We should move while we're-" Blood Midas began before being dragged away. "MIDAS!" Singe yelled as he struggled.
"Hello~". Singe looked at a wall and said "Dart!". Midas and Singe were sent to a widely populated area. Unfortunately they thought it would be a good idea to go to the top of a clocktower. She held him off the side and said "goodbye!". She dropped him, and whilst he was falling, remebered before the mission started.
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"Hey Midas!" Jackrabbit said running over. "What's up?". He held out a vial and said "I'm not sure if it'll work or not, but I got a little blood from my wings, so maybe you can fly!".
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'That rabbit better be right!' he thought drinking the vial. Back at the top, Singe was pinned down by the villain. "How sad, I thought you'd be stronger!" Dart said. "My flames!" She said with her hands on fire. "Oh yes, fortunately for me, my toxin can douse any fire you create!". She then looked up, and was kicked in the face by a foot. "Huh?!" The villain exclaimed.
"Yo, panther." Blood Midas said. "Holy shit-". Blood Midas has two large golden wings, shining in the night sky, moonlight reflecting off of them. "Let's ditch the frog already!" He said grabbing her and flying off.
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Lash-Out and Coal-Crusher:
"DODGE IT!" Lash-Out yelled as they avoided an attack. The villain they were fighting was 6'3, had Bright red skin, blazing red eyes, fire hair and nails, A long black cape, and was wearing spiked bracelets, knuckles, and a collar, with ripped jeans and a sleevless shirt. "Heroes!" He called out as they hid. It was then that they got the alert from Strikethorn and Coal-Crusher said "We gotta take this guy out, fast!".
Lash-Out nodded and said "Here's the plan.". A few minutes later, Coal-Crusher released a wave of smoke. "How unfortunate for you!" The villain said as a read aura spread throughout the stadium they were fighting in. It faded, and Lash-Out and Coal-Crusher's eyes flashed red. "HEY YOU ASSHOLE!" Coal-Crusher said, clearly pissed off. The villain smiled as he seemed to get stronger from his rage.
[Villain name- Rage Reaper
Skill- Wrath
He can produce a field of energy that forces anyone inside of it to be filled with rage. The angrier, the stronger he gets!]
He charged at the vigilante and said "I've got you now!". Before his punch could land, Lash-Out wrapped his chain around him, restricting his movements. "YOU B-". Coal-Crusher then enlarged his fist with smoke, and knocked him out with one punch.
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Sound-Wave and Aqua-Beak:
"I'm really starting to hate mirrors." Aqua-Beak stated. The two of them were inside a maze of mirrors. With a villain who can make you laugh. "Give me a second, I know a guy." Sound-Wave going on the coms. When he got off, he turned around face to face with the villain. Comidigeist had bright yellow hair, brown eyes, wore a yellow suit and tie, and was holding a yellow cane with a black stripe going through it.
His eyes glowed yellow and he said "For a guy named Sound-Wave, you're pretty quiet!". Sound-Wave then started laughing hysterically, clutching his stomach.
[Villain name- Comidigeist
Skill- Comedy King
He can make anyone laugh if they meet two qualifications. First, he needs to be able to see them. Second, they need to be in earshot. Once those are met, all he needs to do is make a joke, and he'll have the last laugh!]
Water tendrils shot towards him, lifting him into the air. He then looked down at her and said "How awful! I was hoping there wouldn't be any oceanic panic!". Hearing those words she buckled over laughing. The tendrils broke and he started to escape. He made it outside, but stopped in his tracks to see Hydra in his path. "You must be Comidigiest!" He said.
"Well this sucks, but I guess escape is pretty.... Reptile?". Nothing. His eyes turned red and he said "LAME!". He was taken aback by this before saying "Who knew a villain like this could be so red with rage!". His eyes then shifted to blue before he said "How unoriginal....". He began firing off jokes, over time releasing Aqua-Beak, and Sound-Wave.
Comidigiest weakness.... Bore. If time doesn't make his Skill wear off, then every 5 jokes he makes releases someone from his power. Aqua-Beak wrapped water around him, and then covered his mouth.