In court

*Knock Knock*

Right after breakfast, there was a knock on the door.

"Asakawa opened the door, something happened."

Hearing a familiar voice outside the door, Naoki suddenly felt dizzy: "There is no one in this room."

"No one?"

"This is an automatic recording, please leave a message after hearing the beep…"

"Stop talking nonsense and open the door quickly." Another angry voice rang out, "You have the guts to play with Itsuki, you have the guts to open the door!"

"N-Nino!" Itsuki's panicked voice rang out, "Don't say such misleading things in the corridor!"

"You were bullied by that bastard Asakawa, and you are still siding with him?"

"I don't, I don't… Things in dreams, shouldn't be taken seriously, right?"

"Asakawa-san, quickly open the door, there's a neighbor coming upstairs."

"I knew it would turn out like this."

Naoki sighed and reached out his hand to open the door. There were so many messy things that happened in the dream last night, and he definitely couldn't hide it.

The door opened, and the five sisters lined up to enter.

...

Ichika said with a serious expression: "From now on, every word Asakawa-kun says will become evidence in court."

Nino stared with murderous eyes in his eyes: "Asakawa bastard."

Miku whispered: "Guilty, Harakiri."

Yotsuba raised his right hand, full of energy as usual: "Asakawa-san, good morning, we are here to play again."

The last person to come was Itsuki.

"G-Good morning."

Itsuki who had always been serious and only stared at his food, was now blushing and lowering his head, his expression embarrassed and confused, and she was different from the usual meat bun monster.

Naoki had even more headaches.

If not to save the world, who would kiss a stupid girl like you!

...

"Name?"

"Asakawa Naoki."

"Gender?"

"Male."

"Age?"

"Do you guys want to role play?" Naoki couldn't help but say, "Then come here after you put on your uniform!"

Ichika pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, held the rubber mallet she got out of nowhere, and hit gently:

"Prisoners please remain calm, no noise is permitted in the courtroom."

Obviously there was only a sofa and a table, a trial like this was too simple!

Ichika continued: "Next, ask officer Miku to read out the court rules."

"Eh? I?" Miku blinked her eyes, youthful and said, "…Confession is light, rejection is harsh, and if you refuse to explain, you will apologize."

Ichika tapped the air hammer again: "Suspect Asakawa-kun, do you know what you are doing?"

"I don't know." Naoki said expressionlessly.

Ichika's expression was serious: "Yotsuba, take Itsuki's victim."

"Accept."

Yotsuba raised his hand in salute and pushed Itsuki into a chair.

"So why am I the only victim!"

Itsuki couldn't help but complain.

Yotsuba tilted his head and said "Because Naoki just kissed you last night..."

Itsuki hastily covered Yotsuba's mouth, his face reddened, and she shouted in embarrassment, "Don't talk nonsense!"

"Please silence the victim." Ichika hit the air hammer and turned to look at Nino, "Next, please ask Nino's defense attorney to speak."

"You said Nino was mine." Naoki reminded.

"Asakawa bastard!" Nino shouted in embarrassment, "Who's yours?"

Last night, in my dream, I almost agreed to go on a date with you, this is embarrassing!

Naoki crossed his arms and said: "The defense attorney defended the defendant, so of course she is my mill."

"It's really like this…" Ichika took out her cell phone and lowered her head to search, "Next, please let the public prosecutor Nino speak."

"Asakawa bastard." Nino folded his arms across his chest, "You last night..."

"I want to complain." Naoki raised his right hand.

Ichika pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "Defendant, please speak."

Naoki looked at Nino and complained, "Nino used a derogatory title to attack me in life, and I ask Nino to apologize to me."

"What?"

Nino's brows slightly twitched: "You actually dare to say that, believe it or not, I will break your five ribs with one hit!"

In a dream, you wrote straight characters on my thighs and lied to me and Miku to help you examine your body. Now the bad guys complain first. How could there be such impudent people in this world? You're the one who should apologize.

"Chairman Judge." Naoki looked at Ichika and continued, "Nino has escalated from a verbal offense to a life threatening one, please do justice."

"Coughs." Ichika raised her hand to cover her mouth and coughed twice, "Prosecutor Nino, please stay calm… you can move freely after the trial is over."

Damn it! To actually signal the public prosecutor to commit a crime after trial, you, bastard of the presiding judge, should be hit like last night!

Nino put his hand on his chest and stepped on the sofa with his right foot. The beautiful legs wrapped in white stockings were in the sun, as if reflecting a soft shimmer, and said condescendingly:

"Suspect Asakawa, where were you last night?"

"Sleep at home."

"And what dreams did you have?"

"Dreams that a zombie crisis broke out in the school, and I took the five of you to escape from the school."

"Ah, my guess was right." Yotsuba's eyes widened, "Asakawa-san really has the same dream as us."

Ichika took a small air hammer and tapped lightly, "Please explain the details of the incident from the defendant."

"It was a summer afternoon." Naoki said casually "I was taking a nap in class, and was woken up by Itsuki stealing meat buns…"

"Ugh, bullshit!" Itsuki puffed out his cheeks, "I didn't steal meat buns in class."

Naoki continued: "When I woke up, a lot of people turned into zombies. Itsuki and I ran away from class and found Nino crouched in the corner like a stupid goose in the next class…"

"Bastard, how dare you say I am a stupid goose?" Nino glared angrily.

"An idiot who doesn't know how to escape when she's in danger, crouched on the spot with his head in his arms, is that a stupid goose?"

Naoki continued, "After I found Nino, I found Miku crying."

"No tears." Miku puffed out her cheeks, "Too much."

"And find the Yotsuba competing against soccer zombies on the field..."

"Ah, I said why so familiar." Yotsuba patted his forehead and suddenly realized, "It turned out to be a zombie from Plants vs. Zombies."

Naoki looked at Ichika and continued, "Then Nino asked me to find Ichika..."

"Say no more!"

Two voices sounded at the same time.

Ichika and Nino looked at each other and quickly looked away.

Nino stepped on the sofa, looked at Naoki and said earnestly, "The dream everyone had last night must have something to do with you, right?"

"Correctly."

Naoki didn't deny it, raised his right hand, and snapped his fingers lightly: "Actually, I am an Esper."