Is this heaven?

"Um… uh, let's be civilized…" I tried to reason.

The woman though, gradually removed her clothes. Rather green stuff- even her underwear was a shade of green. And luckily it was still on.

She was not listening to me though, no.

Rustle-

'Straw?'

The floor was covered in straw and she magically lit some candles in the walls-

Wait- this woman planned all this?

It wasn't that I was finding a Harpy- no, rather the Harpy was finding me…

"Mew?"

And before I knew it, mother cat picked up her cub and went deeper into the cave.

Basically-

They'd given up and were just waiting for this to get over with.

"You can't leave me!" I yelled.

The cat could really break a Harpy's wings and strangle them and stuff- and she was leaving me?

She did not look back, no.

The Harpy though, grinned harder.

Damn, she was beautiful.

But- "Ahem, look. I don't mind mating as you like to call it and stuff- but- I do have a condition."

"Condition?"

'Good, she's still sane.'

"I need a companion. Companion for my journey."

Yeah, she was sane, but she was taking a step forward while gradually removing everything.

My back was literally against the wall- or rather the wall covering the entrance.

It was not working.

"Oh? You want my responsibility, do you?"

She jumped on top of me, but I dodged.

Barely.

"No, not really. I just want to recruit you."

"You mean, you're so charmed you would want to keep mating with me?" Her grin did not leave her even for a second.

And what was up with that sweet soft voice?

Damn!

"NO, I mean, recruit! As in, hire you!"

"This is too complicated, just strip, and let's get it in!"

I was not convincing anyone, no.

Yeah, I had a tent in my pants, yeah, she smelled great- but at the end of the day- I didn't want to get assaulted.

As much as I wanted a harem- I wanted a loving harem.

Not a forceful one!

"Could it be that you're a virgin?" Suddenly she brought up the subject out of nowhere.

"Nope, not at all." Yes, definitely. "DO you have any idea how many times Bleuk dragged me to the brothels!" And how many times, I ran…

It only made it worse- she got even more aggressive!

And before I knew it-

I was on the floor.

She was on top of me.

Hands pinned.

Harpies had thighs- and anything below those thighs were feathered and birdlike. Everything above though- were soft and definitely like a human.

And I could confirm- this harpy definitely had a soft body.

'Don't give in!'

Wait- 'Should I just go ahead and use my magic on her?'

[!]

[That would result in quest failure and in turn tutorial failure and might affect menu unlocks!]

Well, that was brand new information.

Sigh…

Anyway- 'Time to make a stand then-'

Smooch!

I kissed her.

She eased up her grip. "Oh, you finally-"

I didn't let her finish, grabbed her head, and kissed her.

Breathless, she stared at me.

She liked it?

I again kissed her, shoving my tongue deep in her mouth- leaving her even more breathless.

Suffice to say, she was burning up and my tent was pretty much at its peak.

But this was the only skill I had. And why? Because this was also the first thing I saw whenever Bluek was with a girl. He deliberately kissed girls multiple times in multiple styles just to tease me.

So- we reversed positions, or rather, I just shoved the Harpy down and she happily complied.

She thought I was going to touch her and screw her but no!

Kiss!

I kissed her again!

I kissed her face, I kissed her neck! I kissed her so hard, she had more than just a few hickeys!

"Umm…. That's really sweet but-" She pleaded.

Guess I was stepping on her patience-

All that forceful, 'I'm going to devour you' vibes were no more.

Just some innocent little girl.

Except she wasn't innocent and she certainly wasn't a little girl.

"Yeah, so- I'm looking for a companion."

"Just put it in!"

"MUAH!"

More kissing.

"Please!"

MORE KISSING!

"I'm actually on a quest to take over all the countries and eventually the world- all the while getting my revenge."

"Just fuck me already. Can you not understand that!"

Okay, she was getting more than just impatient.

"And I want to recruit you, don't you understand that?"

"Fine- fine- whatever! I'm literally leaking through my underwear. Just do something! Anything! Except kissing…"

I still kissed her though, finally unzipping my pants.

The cats were pretty much nowhere to be found- and that was a good thing.

Because I honestly didn't want them to see this…

While I kissed her, and groped her chest, Bren Junior just rubbed itself against her privates…

Soft!

Yes, we still weren't doing it.

And no- it wasn't because I liked teasing her- I kind of did actually. But it was because-

'Holy shit- this is it! NO more virgin Brendalor!' Also- 'What the hell do I do now!'

Were women supposed to be this soft?

Was it supposed to be this fun just to touch?

Was it supposed to feel this good just to rub?

Like what the hell!!!

Suffice to say, maybe I should have taken a class on how to please or actually- how to have sex before trying to have sex?

"Can I- have it now?" Annoyed, the girl finally sighed.

"Yeah, of course, of course," I was on cloud nine baby!

Though I still didn't know how to have sex….

Reversed!

She again got on top of me.

She threw away her underwear like they were garbage. But she was right- pretty much drenched.

She was actually leaking on Junior.

Well, someone was excited.

At this point, even I was panting.

"Alright- I'll take care of everything." With a reassuring smile, she leaned forward- pressing her chest against mine and engulfing my Junior.

A very comfortable fit.

She started moving her hips and though I was below- I also moved my hips.

Before I knew it- my hands were grabbing onto that two-round amazingness while our hips just moved on their own…