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"Snow White" is aware he's only a character in a novel, and he hates it. He's the Strongest Mage in all of existence, the incarnation of the Chaos God, and apparently immortal. He's born in an eccentric household of business magnates, and everyone in their house have perfect memories.
Snow White is also expressionless.
HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
Sometimes he's not the protagonist of his novel.
And holy heck, he has six more variants of himself crossing the borders of time.
All of which are intent to slap him for his terrible life decisions.
Due to his creator's extreme tendencies, a description for Snow White and the Seven Gods can't be written properly.

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN GODS
"HITORIBOCCHI NO SHIRAYUKIHIME"
A Fantasy Novel written by Screaming Coffee

DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual people, the living or the dead, places, events, and businesses are either coincidental or are used fictitiously.

Snow White and the Seven Gods

"How did you say you want to save them, the children?"


Dusk was approaching in that empty, quiet classroom: but we remained talking in our leisure. We didn't belong to any committees─surprising to learn Higanbana didn't join any cultural clubs─but we loosely chatted there about confidential information no Human is supposed to catch. While there exists the confident excuse we were rearing to play a Tabletop RPG, there's no way the margins of error can be avoided.


First and foremost, since I've leaped through time, I've imagined and written drafts regarding my return and how I'd do it.


Basically, the outline was to wrangle Magoroku and Kimagure to tag along with my shenanigans, threaten Higanbana to smuggle us to the Magic Side.


"Yes, it's not, but I wouldn't risk convincing you… as a plan."


Once Upon the Farce Flash