Neural Billycock [part 2]

Subsequently, mom turns her head and gives me a piercing gaze...

"Jake, where did you get a Neural Billycock ointment?" 

"What the actual fuck?! I don't know anything about It. I have never heard about it, at least not until today!" I reply, shrugging my shoulders.

"Okay, I believe you, Jake." Mom wearily lets out a sigh and shifts her gaze towards Misty who is still whimpering. In the outside world, Misty is seen as a cold and menacing woman, but when she's around me she always acts like a lovestruck kuudere girl and she would even cry at the slightest thing. 

"Misty, did you have any boyfriend before dating Jake?" Mom inquires.

"I...I have always turned down all of my admirers. Jake is the only man that has penetrated me..." Misty replies in a low voice.