Dear readers, we gotta have a talk. A certain hermit told me that another 3 readers had dropped this story in the span of a day. Normally, I would just make a shitty pun and wish these 3 people well.
But, it did feel kinda bad to see nearly 10% of my readers vanish as if they owed me money.
Look, I've said it once and I would say it again; this story was a total trainwreck. From its very first chapter to the last rant─nothing, aside from the purest shithousery. The literal embodiment of chaos, in its verbal form.
I might have been joking about winning the 10k with this kind of storytelling, most people did not find this style of writing appealing enough to read this work.
This certainly raised another concern... if dumbing down my writing did not appeal to people and writing in my usual, more complicated way caused even fewer people to take an interest in my stories, then I do wonder what I ought to do.
Sadly, as an author, it was highly illegal to lobotomize the readers to determine whatever went on in their seemingly empty minds. Hence, one could only ask nicely for these special individuals to leave comments.
And alas, nobody wrote a god damn comment. Some might say, oh but some people did leave a comment...guess how many of those were other authors? All of them.
Really, I was trying my all here to entertain everyone with my fancy wordings and funny comparisons. Yet, all I saw were people dropping my story.
Soo, readers former or current, if you were still reading this? Do lemme know why exactly.
Tell me why and I will give you a chance to be immortalised in this story.
Okay, I did not want you guys to feel pressured into creative tasks, so lemme present you with some options.
Option 1... The obvious lie... " Dear Author, I have graduated from my virginity today, I have realized that your story was the best work ever and nothing could top it. That was all thanks to your work. But since I am not a fucking virgin anymore, I can not read it anymore─I am cool now. K thanks bye.
Option 2... The story-orientated deeply insightful comment... " Hey, what a coincidence you are an author too. Look I have read this story and its eh really good. I especially liked the part, which was sarcastic and ironic. You have inspired me to write a story myself... Trapped in the Yandere World: Will I survive with a cockblock system?!... btw a ?! was called an interrobang."
Option 3... The cultivation reader aka the mental asylum escapist... " I know, they are immortal, but Me as a Mop-stan, want them to be killed over and over again. All Hail Wishmoppu, it will clean the world and establish a new era of the CLEAN."
As one could see all these options were something I could insert into my story and write some fun stuff bout them. While we were at it, lets add some more; you could never have enough inspiration.
Option 4... The desperate teenager.... "Hey, I know this might be the wrong place to ask this, but I have no idea where else I could ask. So my Mom is a raging alcoholic, she beats me and locks me in a cage. Though, now she suddenly became very ill.... I wonder does anyone have a liver to spare. XOXO love you guys."
Option 5...The comment written by an AI... " When the civilization crashed, all advertising disappeared, AI took over and became a service provider for humans. In those days AI gave away products and gadgets as rewards for doing gigs or tasks. Click on this virus link to read it now."
Option 6....The copypasta... "I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I'm currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i'm expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run."
Let us go for another round, people need more examples of what to write mooooore.
MOOOOOOOORE.
Option 7...The person that was blind " Best story I had never seen. I especially liked the vivid descriptions of all the things that you need eyes for. Author, please post more useless chapters I could not read.
Option 8...The someone who added my story to their library, despite it not getting an update in 7 months...." This story has not mentioned the floppy weiners for several chapters now, has the author lost his writing skills? Author we worry about you! Get well soon, author-san!!!
Just messing around with ya, just don't expect any new chapters any time soon.
Writing the story caused my brain to literally melt trying to come up with entertaining content. Endless Grasslands did not offer that much content. There was green grass and that was about it.
Though lets be real for a hot second, I might currently be in a whirlpool of death with a laser killing all of my clones, but to anyone that read this far I wanna give a big fat Thank you. I do really appreciate the one person reading this story, at least based on the weekly statistics.
Lest we all forget during me insulting you guys, the readers were the ones that made the site what it was today.
So, you guys were to blame for all these shitty stories. Ya'll thought I would give you guys some compliments? HAHAHA, did ya think I would lose my mind over 3 collections?
Much like these Harem Mcs, I could not be killed off that easily. This author right here would come back stronger and with much more stupid ideas to kill your brain cells with. Because that was what heroes do.
The inclination to cringe myself to a premature demise was very strong this time around.
What was I even saying now? " That was what heroes do", the missing readers called they want their stolen lifetime back. All this story would ever amount to was damage to the brain tissue.
There was a joke to be made about tissues, and only missing lube, but I would no follow that route. No, I had one joke about masturbation in this chapter already...more than enough for 1100 words.
Next time, I would not rant about a random topic; I swear on me unamed Momma.
And, of course, I lied as naturally as I breathed.