Endless grinding and no, not that kind of grinding your perverts

This was about to be the most boring repetitive thing I was ever forced to do. Take a few steps, encounter a random weak monster, tell my now small psycho to use his head and then repeat the process.

It felt like grinding the latest MMO, just without looking at a sexy female character in their underwear. Nope, I only could watch at the jiggly buttcheeks of the fused clone as it was happily jogging to deal headbutts.

Yes, clothing articles were still nowhere to be found. Which was why a certain large manhood was still flopping wildly in the wind, causing me to question my sexuality.

Loving yourself had never been so easy.

But even true love came at a cost─I did not know what this cost may be, yet there was always some sort of catch in this universe when something positive left my mouth. Last time, I was granted the "chance" to grind for ages.

How much fun, would await me? I could hardly wait...to leave this shithole.

[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT]

Ah yes, I forgot about the shock collar around my neck. Gotta keep it family-friendly and free of any no-no words. Seemed a lot of innocent little monsters had to suffer to appease the anger in me.

One, two, three steps later, there came our main character for the next few seconds. Another rat-san had appeared to donate its life and some XP to Small Psycho's revenge.

[A wild rat-san has appeared]

It took a few seconds for everything to load in properly. The music needed to start, so did the animations for the creatures that had to be spawned in. Add the battlefield stage and other elements like wind, rain and voila the battle could finally start.

These loading times were absolutely "fantastic" and by no means were they making me yearn for the sweet release of death.

Watching all of these fancy animations was not a total waste of my time and certainly not done to increase the length of this gameplay to its absolute maximum.

Nope, not all. Anyone, who would claim otherwise was... a doodoo head.

...no shock, huh? Insulting people like a toddler was indeed the most effective tactic. This way I would never again be zapped because I cursed at people.

An endless feeling of power was cursing through my veins; nothing could stop me from telling everyone just how much of a poopy, little stinker they were.

And just now I realized how utterly boring that would be.

"Look Beeg Psycho, just use that head of yours and we will start the next battle right after"

Bla, bla, bla Beeg Psycho used headbutt and the rat died. Hurray, we got some experience and I would take another few steps for the next battle.

You guys, why was I even explaining the process anymore? Everyone in possession of a few brain cells could understand the process after all these descriptions. I take steps, monster'd appear, monster killed. I take steps again.

What a complicated game design, it took me several years of in-depth research to find out about this gruelling process.

Okay, since some of WN readers out there might even find these words challenging to understand...I shall grant you a once-in-a-lifetime demonstration.

Step 1. A lone figure(me) saw a high patch of grass, something totally rare in this place called "Endless GRASSlands", driven by a strange fate I took a few steps onto said grass and all of a sudden the screen goes white and a wild monster appears.

Oh no, our hero(still me) was in danger. A wild creature had appeared in front of him what could he do to free himself from its evil clutches? It stood there doing nothing, but certainly, it would be doing something in the distant future.

If he did not want to be killed by this ferocious monster, he had to think and that really fast.

Rat-san was waiting and waiting and waiting. But at the next second...it was still waiting for our protagonist to finally start doing something. Our big-brained clothing-wearing guy (who else but ME), had discovered a dark secret threatening to destroy the world as we know it.

Only by making his clones into his battle slaves and forcing them to brutally murder small critters and other creatures could he stop the world from being destroyed.

Spilling the blood of innocent being was not nice, though it needed to be done.

Gathering all courage possible our main character, told his only monster "Beeg Psycho" to perform the most deadly attack in existence─a headbutt─to end the reign of terror from rat-san.

Then, he would watch in sheer horror as the bastard clone of his would march toward the great enemy and mercilessly finish it off. This cruel tactic would grant the Beeg Psycho valuable 1 experience point on his quest to become the greatest monster possible.

And then it would all start from Step 1 again.

Oh, I just realized there was not even a second step. Silly me, but it should be easy to follow this tutorial since it was nothing more than a single step that people had to follow.

Well and have a monster of any kind to fight for you. Other than that there would be nothing hard to accomplish your dreams. Becoming the best battle slave master was only this one step away.

Don't let your dreams go to waste, assault the local animals today.

Please, once again never listen to the stupid advice this novel gives to its readers free of charge. Murdering animals was not cool unless you kill mosquitos; then murder them all with a big fat smile on your face.

Aight, the tutorial on how to play this copyright infringement of a game was thus over. I sure hope that nobody was dumb enough to not even understand the explanation after going through this entire lengthy narration.

Good, because I was never going to explain this process ever again. A serious story needed to happen here and this grinding session did really grind my gears.

Clever puns and wordplay aside... there had to be a way to speed this entire process up. Throwing powerstones at the system would certainly be an option, but it would be a waste without using the most powerful tool at my disposal.

Bugs and Glitches.

Through the power of exploits, the process could easily be turned into a matter of minutes. You see, while the monsters were kept in place, I could move. Which was quite handy to spawn in other low-level mobs.

One battle at a time might be really slow, but a million fights at the same time?

Easy game, easy life.

It was time for some more walking and this time I was gladly doing it.

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Notifications flashed before my eyes as I began to sprint across the high patch of grass. However, this was not nearly enough to level up quickly... I need to find more tricks.

Think brain!!! Think!!!.

Nope, there was nothing I could do alone...but was I really truly "alone"?

No, now that I think about it, there were a lot of "friends" out there. Yeah, I do think "we" could save a lot of time. We would have lots of fun. Dear readers, do look forward to being able to "help" me.