Bugs, Glitches and other funny reasons I am going to sue the system for

Hello, I welcome everyone to this wonderful world, where everyone was so happy and no one had any reason to use bad, bad words. Everything was family-friendly, with no references to illegal substances or other problematic matters whatsoever.

You see all these naughty words made the story really morally questionable. These kids out there, they look at this novel and learn all the wrong things. One f-bomb could turn a normal six-year-old into a school-shooting maniac.

It was our duty to teach these kids valuable life lessons, such as that age ratings exist for a reason or to use incognito browsing for all the more "private" activities.

In short, since censorship was the most important thing to teach young kids, I would do my best to give them the best experience...enjoy.

Of course, I did not suddenly turn into a saint or holy person. Nah, these people put a shock collar around my neck and zapped the life out of me whenever I would cuss at them.

Making me very careful not to insult these sons of a beach in a direct manner.

Throw one tantrum about the unfair treatment you have been given and they bombard you with even more ads. The experience was less than stellar because these advertisements were selling strange medicine if your mop was not "wet" enough downstairs.

I refuse to explain any more than necessary about the sex-infested products shown on the gigantic floating tv screen. This might come as quite the shock to some─but I did not want to get shocked here either.

Simply waiting till the "lovely designed, totally bug-free" system had rebooted was all I wanted and needed to do.

Afterwards, the battle would finally start, Wishmoppu would be killed and finally, freedom was mine. Once everything was won and this world was finished, then this world could give my tasty nuts a lick...

"BZZZZZZT" You motherfuc... Nuts, I said nuts. As in the fruit, not the testicles... get your mind out of the gutter. I am the one suffering here because everyone has such a dirty mind. I just wanted to be nice and thank everyone....and you zap me in return?

It certainly was not a very pleasant feeling to have your good intentions trampled all over. Had I called you guys a spineless, pathetic bunch of wasted sperm cells...

"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"...

...then, you would have had every reason in the world to electrocute me. Yet, I did not say something like that. Okay, maybe just now I did, but not before.

Just think twice and not press the button the moment your tiny brain thought I said some inappropriate terms. "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt".... would you not do that, pleaaaase? I swear, once I was out of here, I was so going to delete all of your asses out of existence.

"Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"

How long did a simple reboot take? If it would not finish soon, then I might be in for quite the electric treatment. Hurry up system, I had powerstones to throw at you.

As if the money-hungry system had heard my declaration to splurge all of my money, it quickly sprung into action.

[Hello, welcome new User, due to a malfunction, the entire previous data had to be deleted. All ingame-purchases are therefore permanently lost. All of your monsters have been returned to their original state. The Turn-Based Battle system thanks you for being so understanding.]

Well, well, well, and I was not allowed to swear or say anything bad about the whole thing. Lemme say it really positively then. I was so happy to be able to stay in this world for even longer. My happiness could not be put into words. That was how good the situation was.

I would truly be regretful if someone were to put a gun in my face and pull the trigger. It could be the worst tragedy of all time if someone were to do so right now...

It would make me so mad and not at all thankful because I would not be able to spend so much time with everyone I loved. Throwing money at these nice and skilled game devs was something everyone should be doing.

Even the Beeg Psycho was totally thrilled about having to grind monsters for ages again. Look at him, right now he was soooooo excited, jumping up and down like a small child standing on lava.

To make matters way more fun, the dude had also been shrunk to the size of an average human...

That way one could really see the room for growth my own monster has. What a positive development, I could hardly contain my positive feelings in this overtly positive mind of mine.

The readers were most likely just as jolly about the good news as I was. At this rate, this battle would never come to an end. Good times were ahead.

[Host would you like to start the tutorial fight?]

"Yes, I would absolutely love to receive the best explanation possible about this complicated design. Go right ahead, and show me the masterpiece. "

[Loading tutorial_fight.... tutorial...fight.exe not found. Would you like to purchase the tutorial fight for 2 powerstones?]

Be calm, be calm. Do not get provoked by this lovely piece of work.

No more experiments or other things that could cause the system to delete everything all over again. One wrong move and this universe might come to a sudden end, the system was excellently coded after all.

"Oh, what a bummer... but dear System do not worry, I will be able to manage just fine."

At this very moment, absolutely no thoughts of murder and committing other horrible crimes crossed my mind─none at all.

I was a very happy human, with a very healthy mindset.

The only thing missing was another dose of copyright infringement to make this the best day possible. Watch me take a few steps and marvel at the magic of random encounters.

How strange that a high patch of grass would randomly appear right in front of me. What might lurk in them? Ooooh, I was soo curious about what weird thing would await me when I step into the grass.

Oh, look my feet carried me through the grass and nothing happened.

[You encountered a wild creature]

Dramatic music started to play in the background and a monster appeared out of thin air. Oh, look at that it was Rat-san─a really tough foe.

"Beeg Psycho, I choose you"

Yes, what a surprising turn of events, who could have seen such a development taking place? A battle happening because I stepped on tall grass. Clearly, a most original concept, which had never been done before.

"Beeg Psycho use your head"

Beeg Psycho, now small psycho, jogged to the rat and gave it a headbutt. The attack caused the earth to tremble with all the might this powerful skill contained. The rat-san stood no chance against this epic ability.

[Rat-san has faded. 1xp has been given to Beeg Psycho]

Murdering the local wildlife proved to be a real tough challenge, but I had faith in my creation. Nothing could stop the two of us from achieving the impossible.

Time to take a few more steps and murder harmless beings to strengthen our bond.

Hurray, let us grind till we hit the level cap. We would kill all these critters until the end time.

GRRRRRRRRRINDING TIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMME