Any capable of reading the title could see that nothing noteworthy has taken place here. On one hand, I could make an epic story out of this and on the other hand, I simply could just tell you guys the truth.
A story should hardly be told if people would be bored to death by it. Once in a while, it was great to act normal. If you ask me, it was pretty exhausting to just pretend the world was ending day-in and day-out.
They all want that drama, the feeling of permanent tension, but did I look like a magician to you guys?
Making pressing buttons look exciting was much harder than it may seem. Because as one could have guessed, pressing a button was not very hard to accomplish. Besides, idle games were not exactly things known for their entertainment value either.
In short, there were absolutely zero interesting developments here.
Look, all I've been doing was watching ads and then spending all the powerstones on time skip scrolls. Gold was earned, rats were eaten or killed by Wishmoppu and the abomination was still growing albeit very, very slowly.
What new stuff should I be telling you guys? Was there anything to mention that has not been said? Instead, all I saw were jokes I had already made a million times before.
The baby Beeg Psycho had increased his super-duper bite ability a while ago, but seriously, who could be bothered with that information? It seemed highly debatable that such details would increase the enjoyment of reading this chapter.
It did not change a single thing and not a single thing would change. Nope, still the exact point in the story you guys left it in. It was the same one as yesterday and the many days before. These chapters had all been equally useless for the story's progression.
Were they fun, who knows? It was not like anyone ever left feedback outside of stupid suggestions.
Even now, I repeated the same kind of jokes over and over again. It's funny, because it's true. But, for how long would it be funny, huh? How long would people tolerate the bad story? Something needed to occur, something exciting just had to happen.
However, we all know by now that the systems in charge hated me more than anything. Thus kiss the good story you were still waiting for goodbye.
Hmm, how about you guys do it like three readers of mine, who added the other story to their collections. Cuz the author imprisoned in this novel for dropping all of his stories would certainly finish it after we were through with this whole bit. Certainly, he would do that...
What a realistic development. Next thing you know, they expect me to introduce the tooth fairy to this story or an Easter bunny.
I might as well write a guide on how everyone here could get a gf or a bf.
For legal reasons, human trafficking was illegal. So, for the time being, you guys had no other choice than to stay single.
Totally sad. Yes, it was the most sad thing I have never seen. Cuz it was so sad and I was currently typing this with my eyes closed. It was that much easier to laugh at others' misery like that. Ain't nobody wanted to see so much concentrated singleness.
Yet, do not worry for all the people reading on this site were strong in their virginity Their waifus were 2D and a million-year-old loli, officer!
Therefore nobody could ever be truly alone because they still had their figurines and bodypillows.
And since plastic did not decompose, it would stay with their rotting corpses for many years to come. If that was not true Romance then I did not know either.
Long live plastic! May it ruin our oceans for millennia to come. May the weebs be accompanied by the sole object in the whole universe, which could not judge them. Everything else would break under the sheer weight of their bones.
Now, now, now before anyone complains about being too insulting to the endangered species called neckbeard that does not leave his house, do know this. It was more than just great fun to do just that.
Try it for yourself first.
It also made for a good way to fill out the word counter, while saying literally nothing worthwhile at all. That's why we were here in the first place to read these chapters with over 1000 words and be happy about each new, totally relevant, never-seen-before, word hurled in our face.
Yes, this was what people should live for. There was nothing better in this whole wide world and anyone that told you otherwise was, without a doubt, one of those nerds that read mainstream novels happily.
Could not be me, since I did not understand the English language.
I had to confess, I've been speaking German the entire time and the System has translated it To English for me I was so ashamed.
"Dieser Satz ist sinnloss" was a classic example for it. What sounded like a simple sentence did mean so much more in English.
Its meaning was:"Deriving purpose and finding meaning in all of this implicates the existence of a secular view. Due to truth and falsities being the consequence of the beholder's interpretation, they are subjected to values differing greatly."
"What some consider of importance may be nothing more than a tiny speck of dirt in the eyes of others. Both can neither be validated nor invalidated by the other, their reality is merely a part of a much bigger construct."
"Feelings and emotions are born within and limited to the individual. Knowledge and its burden are transcendental in nature; solely limited by the borders of space it is confined in."
"The observer's perception of this world is just as true as the sight his eyes rest on."
Yes, that was the meaning of this sentence. It was truly amazing how much beatufy hid behind such a simple yet elegant sentence.
From this point onward, I shall never pretend to speak good English ever again. This was all the work of the systems. Thank them instead of me...or just in general start thanking them for delivering you this wonderful story.
And for those too lazy to google the true meaning of the sentence. It simply meant "This sentence is useless."
Knowing you peeps, a fair share of you guys could not even be bothered to search for the translation.
Yup, many of you would never be arsed to translate it.
Okay, I was running out of things to say...again. This might be a pattern, but at the very least, you got yourself a fancy new daily update with much content. Cuz quality was never as important as the quantity of a story.
Hence, I would give you quality writing and one chapter a day, but not today, tomorrow, or in the next decade.
As an author, I made sure to never specify what exactly I was writing about. As such it became much easier to pretend, I had any idea about what I was writing in the first place.
Though I promise that the next chapter would be the best one yet.
The best from that day...never set the hurdle of expectations too high. Else my writing could never live up to the level of hype my reader would be feeling. Although, this problem was nothing to be worried about.
Tomorrow's me had to write it, not my current self.
Therefore, happy reading and may you give me the greatest of suggestions to write about! Onto the next chapter!