Questions nobody asked and answers nobody wanted.

Welcome to this AMA. For those, who did not know what exactly an AMA was, here's a little explanation. AMA was short for Ask Me Anything and, as the name suggested, people could ask me literally anything.

But since nobody, aside from one special nutjob, was even leaving comments; I decided to think like a reader and ask myself the questions any average reader might have when reading this literal masterpiece.

Therefore, I surely hope that all questions you might have will be answered.

Question 1) "When will I even step out of this room and live my life properly?

Reply: That's the neat part, you just don't. Why should you want to leave your home in the first place? You could always order fast food and get it delivered to your doorstep. And, the best thing was obviously you did not even have to worry about the money. Cuz, your dear homie, heart attack, would take care of you.

Question 2) "WHY DESECRATE THE UNICORN?!

Reply: " The dear Unicorn was not desecrated; it was liberated and send to the special farm where all the dead pets go. Of course, everyone was very sad about the sudden departure of this spirited animal and we wish for a long and fruitful life in the opposite of heaven.

Question 3) "Why u bother, u no add harem?"

Reply. " What a truly deep and inspiring question left behind by... 'harem-reader-10000' ... yet, indeed, why does no one try to write a decent story. I could tell you about my ideas and my desire to entertain people with all these intriguing stories, but the answer to that question was money. If I had fun writing, I would not be writing here on WN. And clearly, the math was simple Harem=money=good novels.

Question 4) "How do you know when you've met the one?"

Reply: Ah, a hopeless romantic. To locate the target of your assassination you need to make sure to study the target carefully. Look, at their habits and sturdy their weaknesses. Your target might be wearing a disguise to hide. Only after making sure that you have watched them for countless hours could you be certain that they were the one.

What an intriguing question, next!

Question 5) "How did you decide to become an author?"

Reply: That was a tricky question to answer. Some day, I just typed random letters onto a document and then it magically turned into a story. Thus, an author was born. The miracle of modern slavery, I mean creative writing.

Question 6) "If air is all around us and hit my head, am I hitting air too?

Reply: Good question kid that hit itself on the head. But you should be aware, that you are not hitting the air directly. You were hitting your head through the air. As such if you want to punch the air, you gotta cool it and wait till it's frozen. Then, you can punch the air to your heart's content. Godspeed young warrior of self-afflicted brain damage

Question 7) "Can I find a weight-loss solution that really works?"

Reply: Yes, it's called divorce!

Question 8)" What's the best way to get superpowers?"

Reply: I was by no means an expert on this subject, but have you tried being bitten by a mutated spider? If not how about using both of your rich parents? Should both of these fail, one could still take a bath inside a nuclear reactor...what could possibly go wrong?

Question 9) "What Is love?"

Reply: No, we were not doing this joke again. We already had it in the title and we would not repeat the same joke twice. PS Baby don't hurt me, no more.

Question 10) "Did you know we skipped the number 9?"

Reply: No, we did not! It was right there, a 9 for everyone to see. Besides, why would you ask something so stupid? Were there not any more pressing concerns than a missing number?"

Question 11) If you were a vegetable, what would you be?

Reply: The one, where somebody would pull the plug from.

Question 12) "If reincarnation is real, what do you want to come back as?"

Reply: I would prefer to come back as a Truck-driver that way I could help a lot of younger people to a much better afterlife, in another world. All gas and no brakes to Isekai-village with them. I am a very thoughtful person.

Question 13) Would you do well in a zombie apocalypse?

Reply: It should not be hard to survive in that kind of situation. First of all, the current world already had enough brainless zombies running around─they simply did not lust after human meat just yet. So, a literal apocalypse would be easy as pie.

Question 14) "What is the weirdest personality trait someone can have?"

Reply; Being a WN-reader. If that was your personality, then I do suggest to go out there and touch some grass─not the one to smoke you geniuses. Also, don't touch anyone named Grass that would be sexual assault. No, you are also not allowed to randomly touch pets called Grass either. Arrgh, just don't leave the house...okay?

Question 15) "What would you do if you were invisible for a day?

Reply: There was only one thing every pervert would do when they were invisible. Yes, we would all rob a bank and drop a turd onto our favourite school teacher's desk.

Question 16)"What's your most useless talent?

Reply: By swallowing air, I could produce an endless array of burps. Which served no other purpose than keeping my v-card till the end of time. So, if you wanna remain a cool virgin like me just do that.

Question 17)"Who would be the worst person to be stuck on an elevator with?"

Reply: I might be stating the obvious here, but I would not want to spend any more time than necessary with myself in an elevator. Look, I love myself. Though if there was one thing I learned after spending so much time with my clones, it was that when there are 2 versions of myself stuck in a place together...then only one will survive.

Question 18) "What's the strangest costume you've ever worn?"

Reply: Definitely the clown outfit, you know the one I was wearing every day when I was writing this story right here. No, that was not a joke; I bought it for 1 powerstone because it increased the gold gain by 20%.

Question 19) "Do dead maggots get maggots?"

Reply: Yes, of course. Think about it, if there was a lifeless, successful novel, then surely new stories would spawn to feast upon its corpse. That was the cycle of life!

Question 20) "Are fish birds?"

Reply: What are you talking about? Fishes could never be birds. Because if you give someone the middle finger you were showing them the bird and not a fish. So, how could a fish be a bird? Clearly, it could never be one, because those things don't fly.

Question 21) "What is something you don't want anyone to know?"

Reply: I did not want my readers to know, just how dumb I thought them to be.

Question 22) "What is the one thing you wish everyone knew?"

Reply: Just how dumb my readers truly were.

That marked the end of this short Q&A session, I hope all of your pressing questions had been answered. See you guys next chapter!!! And don't forget─no special suggestions without paying a powerstone...

Bye! Bye!