100 Reasons NOT to read this story
Hurray, it's the glorious 100th chapter, everyone got a party hat on them and some confetti was thrown around to celebrate this grand occasion.
And what could be better to honour all this work other than giving you the reader 100 reasons why you should never read this novel at all?
Exactly, here you go, freshly chosen from an author that could not be arsed to write a proper chapter.
1) The story reads like the only thing the author has ever made out with was a dictionary.
2) The characters were as realistic and reasonable as chimpanzees on benzos.
3) The setting was as endearing as using sandpaper to wipe your behind was.
4) What the author built was not a world, it was more so a sanatorium.
5) This was not a book, nothing more than one long, hard joke about male genitalia. Yes, it was all about dicks.
6) This entire thing was so dumb, it made the average WN reader look like fricking Einstein.
7) In all parallel worlds, different dimensions, and the entirety of alternative universes was this piece of writing regarded as absolutely bad.
8) It was a crime against humanity, to write something so utterly boring.
9) The author's humour was as painful in its delivery as the aforementioned process was without anaesthesia.
10) Sarcasm and Irony failed to achieve the intended effect since they were unironically awful.
11) The plot twists and sudden revelations were as cheap as hiring the services of some of your guys' entry points to this world.
12) Furthermore, the writer even lacked respect for his audience. He even dared to make a joke about their Mommas' earnings achieved through their horizontal transactions, while clearly knowing that those were as ugly as he was on the inside.
13) This felt more like a horror story with brief moments of lucidity instead of a parody novel.
14) The only good joke here was the fact it was categorized as part of the comedy genre.
15) It's like someone paid the author to write the most ridiculous story possible and then tipped extra to add even more weirdness to it.
16) The novel itself touched on so many questionable topics it should have been put on the registered sex offenders list.
17) The "story" did not have any plot to start with. What you could see here were nothing more than glorified rants.
18) Horrible puns and wordplay made up 90% of this novel's words.
19) This was the 100th chapter of a problem, which should have been stopped 5 chapters in.
20) Life was too short to get Stockholm-Syndrom from experiencing this shotty literature.
21) The given fanservice was a disservice to the few fans this novel could have had.
22) The Synopsis was a literal atrocity and deserved to be shot like a rabid animal.
23) "System for Dummies" was a stupid title, to begin with.
24) The used tags share no relevancy to the story and were just used to bait unsuspecting, gullible readers in.
25) The cover made from the WN cover-maker was totally the most lacklustre cover one could have made. It was as memorable as the medication for final-stage Alzheimer's patients was.
26) The "easteregg" in the cover was so entirely pointless; nobody had even found it yet.
27) The main character was ultimately a self-insert of an annoying author that could not shut the hell up about what a great writer he was. With all those weird flexes of his, one might actually think he achieved more than 300 collections...
28) Everything was such a killjoy, atmosphere do be as dead as the characters after the supposed ending.
29) There was no actual story, everything was a gigantic rant about what an old fogey hated.
30) The supposedly "hidden" story was hidden to such an extent that even the author could not find it. It
31) This entire thing was one social media post away from being cancelled.
32) So much swearing in here─it should be rated 70+.
33) This novel was more of a cry for help. Or what happened if one had no access to therapy
34) People could not learn a single thing aside from exactly what not to do as an author.
35) Only thing this story delivered was disappointment and reasons to gouge your own eyes out.
36) The story was the physical embodiment of clinical depression, just without the drugs that made you happy.
37) People could solely get a happy ending here when they finally stopped reading it.
38) All the meta references were used to distract the audience from the lack of creativity the author had themselves. And they were also quite bad─but that's a given.
39) Entire Novel in the web was a nightmare and would cause people to have them.
40) MC was by all known metrics, not a "CHAD" and therefore not worth everyone's time.
41) Dialogue was so corny and unreasonable that Nigerian Princes giving away their fortune for a little bit of money appeared far more likely than it ever happening.
42) Villains were strange and weird. The final boss ....a sentient Mop, really?
43) Action and fight scenes were not exciting at all. A comet out of filth and vomit, how awesome!!!
44) More stereotypes present than your stereotypical racist grandpa has about foreigners.
45) A coma seemed far more pleasant than experiencing this kind of novel.
46) The narrative was so dry, it made a desert look like the pacific ocean.
47) With descriptions so lifelike, one should have held a funeral before it was even first published.
48) If cringe was palpable, then it would be this book.
49) If this book had any feelings, then it would be begging for death.
50) If the author of this story had any feelings, he would not have written it in the first place.
51) Should there ever be an 8th deadly sin, this story would claim its rightful place.
52) By chance, if any of these points do not make any sense, rest assured, the story made even less sense.
53) The story-telling was as fluent and consistent in its story-telling as constipation.
54) Initial exposure to this long string of words would cause your quality of life to drop sharply
55) This novel contained so many Latin words, that one might accidentally summon a demon.
56) Even blind people could see the lack of character development.
57) The author's writing style was necessarily confusing and was as comprehensible as quantum physics to a toddler.
58) Also, everything in here was just ideas copied from other stories of his, clearly not one bit of effort put into writing this mess.
59) The chances of this book producing a cult were not zero; and that scared me.
60) What scared me, even more, was that some lunatics out there might really like this thing! The image alone haunted me every living day. What would that do to a normal soul?
61) Most scary of all, the author was still walking this Earth, he could be anyone of us. Could you feel safe any longer? Yes, exactly─don't read this or you might regret it.
62) The author has no respect for his work, why else would he make 100 reasons why one should not read his work?
63) And a story that even the author did not like, how could anyone else love it?
64) The smut and harem in here felt a certain someone was a eunuch.
65) The author wrote like an insufferable prick, hellbent on proving his intelligence to the world.
66) It just really sucks, okay?
67) I am trapped in this world with nothing better to do and I wouldn't even read it myself.
68) Were you aware, that Rick literally lost his head after reading the story? I mean, that was my theory, at the very least.
69) This entire thing had a chapter about the funny number 69 that alone was reason enough to kill the author on sight.
70) Which nutjob would honour the 100th chapter, a special occasion with something as profoundly absurd?
71) The author's absolute refusal of using Boom and Kaboom is sickening to the core...
72) The only nerve-wracking thing was the fact that this novel had been offered a contract. For some reason, it was also awarded an Editor's Choice feature.
73) This Derp's rhymes were clearly not superb.
74) This book was your sleep paralysis demon after it became literate.
75) The author was so lazy he had to search on the Internet for his bad rhymes.
76) These systems did not have increasing increments of numbers, the crux of every system reader.
77) Everything was sooo bad, I could not even find 100 different reasons in what regard it was soo bad at.
78) So many recycled tropes were used, one might assume the author tried to solve global warming on his own.
79) After reading this, you'd wish to go back in time and tell your younger self to not start this cursed book.
80) The story was breathtaking─breathtaking in the sense that you wanted to take the last one of yours after coming into contact with it.
81) Don't read a story, where the author was the only one to comment on each and every chapter.
82) All the fourth-Walls breaks were beyond cringy. That was what the real Author also thought.
83) The reviews the novel got were fake as hell and beyond dodgy.
84) The author was a narcissistic prick, who gave his own novel his powerstones, how could you just trust his judgement?
85) The author also had lied to his audience about various things, I can't be arsed to remember. Just remember that.
86) The author's naming sense was just bad, I mean look at the chapter titles and tell me otherwise.
87) The daily uploaded chapter were a hoax as well, he usually finished them days later.
88) Even the bots left this story that was how bad it truly was.
89) The novel liked to destroy everything it had painstakingly build up in a matter of seconds.
90) Of course, science fiction and all the laws of physics were constantly broken as well, because we don't do logic here.
91) This work gave easily influenced people way too many stupid ideas that could harm them and their environment.
92) No waifus in this story, who would want to read it then?
93) The author also dared to speak the truth and nobody wanted that kinda stuff
94) It took 82 published chapters for this story to get a contract offer...You also know what kind of questionable quality novels received that offer much, much earlier. This should be more than telling about what one could expect from this one.
95) Don't drink and drive─also don't read and exist. Both do not end well. Or just do it, I am not your Mom; just don't say I did not warn ye.
96) For real though, there were so many actually good stories out there, why not read any of those instead?
97) This was a waste of time for anyone involved. If this point was redundant, congratulations, so was the rest of the story.
98) Many people have done the impossible and dropped the novel. Heed their warning do not proceed.
99) You only had one life, stop wasting it on this garbage.
100) For those, that read this list all to the end...what are you doing? Just read my other works, they are much better.
What a special occasion, we just had here shame it was over.
See you in the next chapter fellas.