101 Reasons to read the story or why I just copy and pasted the last chapter.

Hurray, it's the glorious 101st chapter, everyone got a party hat on them and some confetti was thrown around to celebrate this grand occasion.

And what could be better to honour all this work other than giving you the reader 100 reasons why you should read this novel at all?

Exactly, here you go, freshly chosen from an author that could not be arsed to write a proper chapter.

1) The story reads like the only thing the author has ever made out with was a dictionary and one can learn a lot of new words like that.

2) The characters were as realistic and reasonable as chimpanzees on benzos. Which was still far more reasonable than some humans out there.

3) The setting was as endearing as using sandpaper to wipe your behind was. If you are a masochist, that seemed like the paper of choice.

4) What the author built was not a world, it was more so a sanatorium. And who did not like to read clinically insane stuff?

5) This was not a book, nothing more than one long, hard joke about male genitalia. Yes, it was all about dicks. Our inner child still enjoyed making jokes about wieners very much.

6) This entire thing was so dumb, it made the average WN reader look like fricking Einstein. Who did not love feeling smart for once in their lives? Besides, those who saw through the plot felt a lot smarter since the rest seemed much dumber now.

7) In all parallel worlds, different dimensions, and the entirety of alternative universes was this piece of writing regarded as absolutely bad. Which made it still better than half of the other stories on this site.

8) It was a crime against humanity, to write something so utterly boring. However, it was entertainingly boring, which means it was fun in the way it tackled boredom.

9) The author's humour was as painful in its delivery as the aforementioned process was without anaesthesia. But, I am proud of ma baby and I swear it would entertain you.

10) Sarcasm and Irony failed to achieve the intended effect since they were unironically awfully good at what they were trying to say.

11) The plot twists and sudden revelations were as cheap as hiring the services of some of your guys' entry points to this world. Of course, all these your mom jokes were priceless.

12) Furthermore, the writer even lacked respect for his audience. He even dared to make a joke about their Mommas' earnings achieved through their horizontal transactions, while clearly knowing that those were as ugly as he was on the inside. On the inside, he was an angel and totally not lying at this very moment.

13) This felt more like a horror story with brief moments of lucidity instead of a parody novel. Luckily, it was all but a dream and the parody was nothing but the truth.

14) The only good joke here was the fact it was categorized as part of the comedy genre. The rest of the jokes was literally perfect

15) It's like someone paid the author to write the most ridiculous story possible and then tipped extra to add even more weirdness to it. Thus, we were all proud to be weirdos in the end.

16) The novel itself touched on so many questionable topics it should have been put on the registered sex offenders list. That's what made it precious.

17) The "story" did not have any plot to start with. What you could see here were nothing more than glorified rants. But, they were funny rants.

18) Horrible puns and wordplay made up 90% of this novel's words. They were still better than half of the other stories here on WN

19) This was the 101st chapter of a problem, which should have been stopped 5 chapters in, but the great show still went on to milk that cash cow and you liked it.

20) Life was too short to get Stockholm-Syndrom from experiencing this shotty literature. However, you learn to value your lifetime by reading this lecture that pointed at the issues at hand.

21) The given fanservice was a disservice to the few fans this novel could have had. Let's be real though, I did give you guys "fan-service" in the most literal sense of the word...no complaining bout that.

22) The Synopsis was a literal atrocity and deserved to be shot like a rabid animal. Like that animal though, it was truly wild and got all the attention.

23) "System for Dummies" was a stupid title, to begin with. Yet, it got people to click on it. I'd say mission success and the System does exist, I ain't lying.

24) The used tags share no relevancy to the story and were just used to bait unsuspecting, gullible readers in. According to my statistics that was a freaking lie, but I would've loved them to come in and argue about it. Life was not boring if people came to exchange their views like that

25) The cover made from the WN cover-maker was totally the most lacklustre cover one could have made. It was as memorable as the medication for final-stage Alzheimer's patients was. BUUUUUUT, still far more recognizable than my other novel covers.

26) The "easteregg" in the cover was so entirely pointless; nobody had even found it yet. Well, do you wanna find it?

27) The main character was ultimately a self-insert of an annoying author that could not shut the hell up about what a great writer he was. With all those weird flexes of his, one might actually think he achieved more than 300 collections... 301 now, we rising baby we were unstoppable.

28) Everything was such a killjoy, atmosphere do be as dead as the characters after the supposed ending. Gosh darn spoilers ahead, but yeah ppl got their definitive ending by, no half-hearted things.

29) There was no actual story, everything was a gigantic rant about what an old fogey hated. My boomer rants were entertaining though.

30) The supposedly "hidden" story was hidden to such an extent that even the author could not find it. It should be fun for someone to discover the hidden lore. Go ahead and search for it.

31) This entire thing was one social media post away from being cancelled. Was that not the quality a work should have? Controversies were a good way to get famous.

32) So much swearing in here─it should be rated 70+. Or imma just teach those kids some big-no-no words. Like the responsible adult I was myself.

33) This novel was more of a cry for help. Or what happened if one had no access to therapy. Well, writing this was kinda therapeutic; the same applied to reading it.

34) People could not learn a single thing aside from exactly what not to do as an author. It was my job as a really good writer to guide the next generation.

35) Only thing this story delivered was disappointment and reasons to gouge your own eyes out. I see what I did there, but disappointment seemed far better than crushed hopes and failed dreams. At least, mine was honest from the start.

36) The story was the physical embodiment of clinical depression, just without the drugs that made you happy. But, it read even better with those drugs that made you happy...or so I have heard.

37) People could solely get a happy ending here when they finally stopped reading it. Yes, and they should be thankful for paying not a single cent for this masterpiece.

38) All the meta references were used to distract the audience from the lack of creativity the author had themselves. And they were also quite bad─but that's a given. I mean, everybody should be able to relate to them, my novel just was that inclusive.

39) Entire Novel in the web was a nightmare and would cause people to have them. Yeah, who would ever want to go to sleep, when there was this novel that they had not read yet.

40) MC was by all known metrics, not a "CHAD" and therefore not worth everyone's time. He was Chad Chaddington, not a mere CHAD.

41) Dialogue was so corny and unreasonable that Nigerian Princes giving away their fortune for a little bit of money appeared far more likely than it ever happening. That's why ppl called it fiction.

42) Villains were strange and weird. The final boss ....a sentient Mop, really? Was that not the best idea evaaaar?

43) Action and fight scenes were not exciting at all. A comet out of filth and vomit, how awesome!!! Come on, have you seen something like this before?

44) More stereotypes present than your stereotypical racist grandpa has about foreigners. No minorities were insulted in the making of this novel, I think.

45) A coma seemed far more pleasant than experiencing this kind of novel. Although, sadly, people had to leave their bed someday and reading this book was a good distraction.

46) The narrative was so dry, it made a desert look like the pacific ocean. Cuz, everything was so fiiiire, how could the narrative not seem dry then?

47) With descriptions so lifelike, one should have held a funeral before it was even first published. Yet, we all do mistakes and therefore its best that we suffer together.

48) If cringe was palpable, then it would be this book. No need for cringe compilations, just open the Webnovel and start your journey.

49) If this book had any feelings, then it would be begging for death. It was begging for a cool n' awesome death and I was sure to provide it that.

50) If the author of this story had any feelings, he would not have written it in the first place. Alas, it existed, so tough luck buddy, still I highly suggest reading it.

51) Should there ever be an 8th deadly sin, this story would claim its rightful place. Nothing to add here, that sounded awesome enough to make you wanna see it.

52) By chance, if any of these points do not make any sense, rest assured, the story made even less sense. Yup, and that was why I loved it so much.

53) The story-telling was as fluent and consistent in its story-telling as constipation. In short, it was the SHIT.

54) Initial exposure to this long string of words would cause your quality of life to drop sharply. And return to normal levels once you have consumed it in one sitting.

55) This novel contained so many Latin words, that one might accidentally summon a demon. I see that as a big plus.

56) Even blind people could see the lack of character development. My work can temporarily fix blindess; it was a miracle.

57) The author's writing style was necessarily confusing and was as comprehensible as quantum physics to a toddler. Btw there really was a book about that exact subject, therefore prove that you were smarter than a toddler.

58) Also, everything in here was just ideas copied from other stories of his, clearly not one bit of effort put into writing this mess. And I made a story out of those stupid ideas, I never fully explored...so give it a shot.

59) The chances of this book producing a cult were not zero; that scared me. It scared me because if those people could believe in me, then so could you.

60) What scared me, even more, was that some lunatics out there might really like this thing! The image alone haunted me every living day. What would that do to a normal soul? It would entertain that normal soul, if it could speak English

61) Most scary of all, the author was still walking this Earth, he could be anyone of us. Could you feel safe any longer? Yes, exactly─don't read this or you might regret it. Regret to not see this wonderful gentleman writing this Opus Magnum.

62) The author has no respect for his work, why else would he make 100 reasons why one should not read his work? Because I needed to make the 100th chapter special, nobody would read it if I used 100 reasons that made my story great, now would they?

63) And a story that even the author did not like, how could anyone else love it? Look, you don't have to screw my story, reading it was just fine.

64) The smut and harem in here felt a certain someone was a eunuch. Dw it took balls to write this story.

65) The author wrote like an insufferable prick, hellbent on proving his intelligence to the world. Clearly, there was nothing I had to prove here.

66) It just really sucks, okay? It sucked that it was so short.

67) I am trapped in this world with nothing better to do and I wouldn't even read it myself. Because that would insult the established cannon.

68) Were you aware, that Rick literally lost his head after reading the story? I mean, that was my theory, at the very least. Yup, he fell head over heals for me.

69) This entire thing had a chapter about the funny number 69 that alone was reason enough to kill the author on sight. To kill him with kindness, that is.

70) Which nutjob would honour the 100th chapter, a special occasion with something as profoundly absurd? This nutjob right here. (You might not see it atm, but I am pointing at myself)

71) The author's absolute refusal of using Boom and Kaboom is sickening to the core...Yes, which sick fuck still used those?

72) The only nerve-wracking thing was the fact that this novel had been offered a contract. For some reason, it was also awarded an Editor's Choice feature. No counterpoint, I was as confused as you.

73) This Derp's rhymes were clearly not superb. But were fun, and would not burn out soon─it had barely begun.

74) This book was your sleep paralysis demon after it became literate. That meant it would stay with you forever.

75) The author was so lazy he had to search on the Internet for his bad rhymes. I am just a human, so were you. Now read the story.

76) These systems did not have increasing increments of numbers, the crux of every system reader. But wait, it did, remember the whole bit with the idle game. Faaam I got you covered.

77) Everything was sooo bad, I could not even find 100 different reasons in what regard it was soo bad at. Yup, because it was equally good.

78) So many recycled tropes were used, one might assume the author tried to solve global warming on his own. #relatable.

79) After reading this, you'd wish to go back in time and tell your younger self to not start this cursed book. Simply, because you needed to tell your parents to also read this book as well before their car crash.

80) The story was breathtaking─breathtaking in the sense that you wanted to take the last one of yours after coming into contact with it. Yes, you wanted to take your last breath while gobbling down this masterful work.

81) Don't read a story, where the author was the only one to comment on each and every chapter. Yes, why don't you comment as well and help a poor brother out.

82) All the fourth-Walls breaks were beyond cringy. That was what the real Author also thought. The real "real" author agreed.

83) The reviews the novel got were fake as hell and beyond dodgy. Which was canonically in line with the story in here and as such highly interesting.

84) The author was a narcissistic prick, who gave his own novel his powerstones, how could you just trust his judgement? I mean, he must have good taste for giving it to my novel...

85) The author also had lied to his audience about various things, I can't be arsed to remember. Just remember that and quickly forget it because you had better things to remember.

86) The author's naming sense was just bad, I mean look at the chapter titles and tell me otherwise. Otherwise, because they were very creative.

87) The daily uploaded chapter were a hoax as well, he usually finished them days later. Quit complaining and read.

88) Even the bots left this story that was how bad it truly was. Bots have no eyes; they can not see Mount Thai.

89) The novel liked to destroy everything it had painstakingly built up in a matter of seconds. And that made it very fascinating.

90) Of course, science fiction and all the laws of physics were constantly broken as well, because we don't do logic here. Yup, logic did us and the story great.

91) This work gave easily influenced people way too many stupid ideas that could harm them and their environment. I mean, no need to thank me, I am just doing my part to solve overpopulation

92) No waifus in this story, who would want to read it then? Everybody beyond the age of 13, should love to do that.

93) The author also dared to speak the truth and nobody wanted that kinda stuff. Except, that the truth was good and every should hear it.

94) It took 82 published chapters for this story to get a contract offer...You also know what kind of questionable quality novels received that offer much, much earlier. This should be more than telling about what one could expect from this one. Yup, expect to see something you have never seen before.

95) Don't drink and drive─also don't read and exist. Both do not end well. Or just do it, I am not your Mom; just don't say I did not warn ye. Seriously, decide for yourself what you want to do and what not.

96) For real though, there were so many actually good stories out there, why not read any of those instead? And then come back to see how close to greatness this story really was?

97) This was a waste of time for anyone involved. If this point was redundant, congratulations, so was the rest of the story. Still fun and entertaining to read.

98) Many people have done the impossible and dropped the novel. Heed their warning do not proceed. But you could also, act normal and not be influenced by a random faceless group of the Internet

99) You only had one life, stop wasting it on this garbage. And continue to not waste your life after reading this lovely mess.

100) For those, that read this list all to the end...what are you doing? Just read my other works, they are much better. Just spitting straight facts here.

101) Read whatever you like and some of you may like this story!

What a special occasion, we just had here, shame it was over.

See you in the next chapter fellas.