A Heavenly Scam

'What... is…'

When a certain fellow woke up, he found himself lying on something rough. Nay, he just simply found himself… in a rough situation!

'What just happened?'

He could only think, as he cannot move… He cannot move! He began panicking!

'Why can't I move? Wha-What the heck is this?!'

He tried to move, but it was a useless move! An act of nonsense! Stupidity! He could not even move a finger, let alone touch his… nay! Why is he thinking about "it" right now!

Why? Why yes! Because he just had the first time in his whole life!

'I did it, right? I did it!'

A voice of a virgin… that is not a virgin anymore!

At last! He finally did what anyone would "normally" do! To be human! He abided himself on the "fact" that a human would become human if he inserted his thing on another human… in a good way, of course!

He did not force his way to do it, because it was a mutual feeling! The finest situation! The other human, which is the opposite gender, finally gave her consent to the 18-year-old virgin boy after dating for a whole 2 years!

'Yes! I'm normal... ah! Why am I thinking about this! Why couldn't I move?! And what's this thing on my mouth? I can't speak too!'

Never mind his current situation, because earlier sure was a great proclamation!

Ah~ Ahm~ It resonated in his mind. He began blushing again… nay! Useless details! His face could not even be seen, since it is covered in something… like garbage plastic?

A what! He thought of that as he smelled something awful.

But because he began to focus on it, everything started going bad!

'Bad! This is so bad! This is equal to the torture my sister always gave me in the past!'

His mouth is sealed; his entire body is tied up. He comprehended his condition as if it is like… like what?! No jokes, as it seriously is like this!

He began panicking again. Did that pretty girl scam him all the way? Or… why will she?! He thought.

'She was even enjoying it herself, so it would be too unfair if she didn't want it again!'

Again?! Again when?! He has been kidnapped! He thought… nay, he started to wonder.

'I was kidnapped, aren't I? Then who did it, a stranger? But why a stranger?! We were just in her house, aren't we?'

Precisely! Of course, it is. It is he himself that was in this case. After they did it the girl went to her luxurious bedroom's huge bathroom, and he was lying on the softest queen-sized bed... which was certainly the battleground.

He was alone with her in her mansion. There was not even a bodyguard inside at that time, even though the girl... is the daughter of the president of the country!

Yes, she is! And so how did he make his way into her then? Simply… wrong! She did her way into him instead!

So why the opposite? Why? Why yes! As he is the one and only, the youngest billionaire in the whole country! But it is not just that though because the girl said she fell head over heels for him when they were just children.

Love at first sight, she declared!

His childhood friend! A cutie-turned-pretty, simply, a gorgeous person from a chunk child to a whole woman! She may be "tsun-tsun" at some times, but that is what makes her adorable!

However, what about him? Does he entirely love her, or… just her body? What about the girl being the one to give consent, but not him giving her consent? Or is this already part of the social norms?

Nonetheless, why the twisted perplexing fate? Nay, that was one, but how about now?

'What a situation I have, isn't it?'

After he wondered about the past, he admitted that his current predicament is something dangerous.

Dangerously weird!

'No! Not weird! It isn't weird at all! Why would it be? I get it, some things like this will eventually happen because I'm quite the individual.'

Well, is he not a logical person?

Of course, he is. In the past, he already thought that there will be a situation like what he has right now. Although he did, it wandered off because… why not? It was too peaceful for the past years for him, despite being the youngest billionaire in the country... or due to being one. Confusing!

'But that isn't the matter I'm looking for. The thing is… how did someone manage to kidnap me?'

When he asked himself that, a thought flew down his mind next. And as it passed by, he began to feel out of order.

'… Her?'

As he said that one word in his internal voice, his confusion exploded.

'I don't want to believe it's her, yet it's the only logical reason!'

He meant that even if there are no bodyguards inside the girl's mansion, what about the outside area surrounding the whole place? There must be a group or two at the least, right?

Of course, since there is a rise in political subjugations.

'I came here without mine. So instead… this group of hers are the ones who helped her carry my body?'

He may be fit and healthy, but he is still above the average for his dainty-looking girl to carry solo!

'So... No, no way! Nonono!'

He does not want to accept it, but that was the only possible conclusion he could think of... which was in some ways, impractical.

'Oh hell no! Why would she do this to me?! It's impossible! Tying me up and…'

Even if he cannot see and move, he could still at least smell shit that he does not understand. It is like… a corpse?

'It's rotten, it's… ugh~ It's so disgusting! Where does this come from, it's so close to my… nose?'

Wait, why is he here in the first place again? He does not know!

'I don't know, okay? Okay?! What the fuck should I do?! Continue wiggling like a fish?! How could I when I couldn't even move a single fucking inch!'

Okay, keep calm, keep ca- he cannot be calm! Why can he?! He smells some rotten shit, and cannot even move! Will he die from the foul smell? Aye! Sure do!

'Argh no! Argghh!'

"Mpfff~ Mpfff!"

He tried to speak, and he did quite alright. But what is he talking about then? NO ONE KNOWS.

'Okay, because I can't do a thing, I should at least know how everything went off from minute to minute.'

He began to wander the past again. A great past, he thought!

'Hehe… no! I should focus!'

First, he and his girl went on a date, doing what most of the "normies" would do.

Second, they arrived at her mansion and straight-up did it.

Lastly, that was it. It was so peaceful. No bad things happened. No strange feelings; no weird occasions.

But after they had done it, she went to the bathroom, and he just laid on the bed, laughing... sinisterly? What the!

'No way! I fell asleep, haven't I?!'

That was so heavenly that he cannot fully contain such sentiment to the point of sleeping off right afte-

'No, the latter is wrong! I didn't even feel like sleeping that time!'

So what is it? He could not understand what happened… if ever he would not include the girl herself!

'That's it! The only viable reason is that she drugged me!'

Yet why? Why would she do that? Money? Attention? He gave everything to her! He was doing so well! He may not fully see himself "loving" her profoundly, but he cared for her! He… cared for her.

Ulterior motives, is not it? Secret! Never mind that! He should focus on what he should do now instead!

But can he even do a thing? Nay!

'No, I can't do something at all… but mourn of my upcoming death, and panic!'

She was a trap! Not the other trap, but the literal trap! She was a scam! And he is such a loser for not seeing her real motives!

'What will she do to me?! What does she want with me anyway? Money, she has it already! Attention? I didn't even flirt on any girls except her!'

He began to panic again… nay, he stopped panicking right off the bat.

'Hah~ Guess I would just wai- NO I CAN'T!'

He is a beta male, is he not? No one knows! But what is the connection though? No one knows as well!

Even Narrator itself could not think straight anymore!

He continued to panic, not until… *Creak* a sound was heard.

'Finally! A sound! A… sound? Fuck, I'm dead.'

A door was opened. He understood that it was like that… and that it is his doom.

'This is the end, isn't it?'

*Tap Tap…*

He could hear some footsteps, getting louder and louder as if someone is getting closer and closer to his fixed location.

And throughout all of that, he could only begin to imagine if ever it is that certain someone.

'Is it… her?'

"Mmmp! Mmm!"

He just vocalized something incomprehensible. Mama? But he has no mama! Only a mother! It is too cute to call her mother "Mama" because she is super scary! At least what he sees her.

Still, as if someone was listening to him, the thing covering his whole view into nothingness, which he thought of as a garbage plastic, was gradually removed from his head.

Then someone slapped him.

He passed out.

He woke up.

Continue.

So can he now speak normally? Nay! He could only see! He could now see a huge arch ceiling being attached with spotlights and... a four-sided scoreboard in the middle?

A location site filled with a lot of feelings! A grand reveal!

'I'm in the center part of a basketball court, aren't I?'

That was the first thing he caught on realizing after some few seconds; his surroundings.

Then what about the second one?

"You finally woke up, Mr. Zombie King!"

And that was a female speaking. Nay! Not his female girlfriend, but another female!

However, he does not care yet. Why?

'Zo-Zombie what?!'

Because he is not normal anymore...or rather got slapped again and passed out.