Totally a Nightmare

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Which one is better?

"Ughr~"

A moan… nay! It is exactly not but a groan! He is finally waking up again!

Go back~ Go back~

"Where am… I?"

Having a scrap of his consciousness once more, he wondered about that as he started to have some faint confusion.

However, as if being struck by something like a memory injector, the shit that he just had was brought into his thoughts again, colliding on the surface of his mind like a Squarecraft anvil; heavily… weird! This is weird! He thought!

He is currently closing his eyes, so he has not seen his surroundings yet. Although as if receiving the greatest hint towards having heavenly salvation, he… felt softness in his back! It is not rough at all, but soft! Soft, he felt!

'No, this isn't weird. It's just like a normal... wait, am I dead? But I'm clearly sleeping in a bed, aren't I? This feels too familiar as well.'

He asked himself, figuring out the situation that his body is currently laying on a squishy surface. And because he began to be curious about what is happening, he raised his upper body, now sitting on the said surface, and started opening his eyes… again on this night?

Observing the place, he eventually realized that he is again... in this certain room before having that awful event! Before that! Aye! He is once more in his girlfriend's lavish room!

The said room is large for just a single person; with windows being covered by some thick curtains; only lighted by a unique-looking chandelier; filled with nothing but luxurious furnishings.

And aye! He is back here! What does this mean?!

'Wait, was earlier just a dream? No, that wasn't just a dream, right? Yes, because that was totally a nightmare!'

After correcting his words he decided to try voicing out every single part of this "nightmare" that he just had and even before that until this present point, gently pinching his chin while he squint his eyes, seriously pondering about it.

"First and foremost, that was just a nightmare. So that's the reason why I didn't die after being squashed below tons of weight from that net filled with animal corpses."

That… never mind that. Let him be! Let him think freely! As from what was said, freedom is Free Dome! Freewill is Free Wheel! You can decide to do things in your own space and drive your own car however you like!

"Second, that kid was so weird. I mean, is it even right to see someone whose face I don't recognize and only to find out that she's a 53-year-old hag that has some serious physical strength and appearance issues?"

Seems like that. It was understandable since everything was just a nightmare. He noted.

"Third, it really is right to say that it's just a nightmare since I'm back here, much more not being tied up to some rough flat surface in the center of a basketball court anymore."

To conclude more thoroughly, he glanced at his body, only to see that there are no bruises or a slight change on it at all… even though he still feels that something is off about himself.

And continuing with that…

"Lastly, that felt like the real thing, wasn't it? I mean, can you call that a lucid dream? Can you call that one when that felt so so real? I still feel the tightness, let alone remembering it fully... Anyway, that was it! A total nightmare!"

A sudden shift of words after a long explanation. Certainly delusional… nay! Useless details! He just began stretching his upper body!

He sighed and stood up from the bed, scratching his back while trying to crack his neck.

Suddenly, his vision and mission came back to his senses right after nullifying his body's soreness.

Ah~ Ahm~ It resonated in his mind. Aye! It was, of course, moaning from his girlfriend!

"Did we really do it earlier?"

To answer his own question, while blushing himself out he stretched the front part of his shorts and… only to see that his pp is back to normal.

Not reddish; not weak.

So to support the notion he is trying to form right now he began building it up by trying to locate his phone.

When he saw it on a glass table not that far ahead of him, he walked closer to it and started to think about the time.

"That was after eating, right? But we had dinner late, so it might have been past-close to 8 or something."

When they did it, he meant…

"Speaking of if we actually did it, is she still in the bathroom?"

Of course, he will wonder about that, since the last thing he knew before sleeping and having that "nightmare" as the follow-up was him laughing in his mind "sinisterly" while his girlfriend was in the bathroom having her post-heavenly enlightenment.

"Heh~ So some hours had gone by, huh…?"

To continue his assertion he grabbed the phone on the table, looking forward to seeing that more than two hours or three had already passed.

'Hmm, 11? No, 12 at best. Right.'

Thinking for it to be like that, he nodded as he looked firmly at the phone in his hand, showing that he i-shwat the fuck!

However, when he turned on the phone, it was instead not even past 8 at all! Zeus, another thunderbolt or some shit!

*Dug!* It is still 7 at night! Another sudden twist! Aye! It is so far from his expectations! Jaw-dropping scene! Eyes filled with nothing but white! Body stopper! Time stopper! A supreme being's intervention! Thunderbolt lightning! Volcanic eruption! World explosion! Holy petrification! Pause! Pause it! Oh, pause it thee!

Of course, nothing but a metaphor... or a hyperbole? Who cares!

Now resume it after some seconds of emptiness had passed!

"Wha-What the hell is this?! Don't tell me I slept for almost a whole day?! Is this normal? No way! That wasn't even hardcore!"

It is complete opposition to what he expected to see! He thought it was midnight! But then it is still not that certain time yet… nay! Too far at all! It even went backward! 7:36 p.m. to be exact.

"Wait, maybe the time on this phone is rigged? And what day is this today again? Ah, I forgot!"

Who cares if he forgot? Although that sure is bad... aye! Might as well be rigged!

After saying that he gathered his thoughts, deeply rationalizing for an… an answer! He unexpectedly found an answer!

"Haha! That girl should have played a prank on me this time! Phew~ Knowing her, of course, she was. I'll get revenge later, hehe."

He was talking about his girlfriend, which until now, has not said her name yet.

And what about it! His girlfriend makes fun of him almost every single day! Aye! This one he had just received might as well be the very first one for this day… night! It is already night, to remind.

'Hah~ If I forgot about her joker side I would have tried to confirm it by searching on the internet about... the… time? Wa-Wait a second.'

Search on the internet! Another quick thought! But what is to gain from doing it then? He already figured it out, did not he?

Figured it out? Nay! Just as that action was brought to mind he became uncertain about what he said earlier. Does he not trust his girlfriend's jester-existence? Aye! Sure is at this point! Probably due to the traumatizing "nightmare" before, is not it? Nay, weak connection.

"I should just reconfirm it. Yes, just to make sure!"

And… boom! There it is! Just as he searched for the time on Goggles, he was struck by thunder again!

"Uak!"

The thunder of all thunders, he felt!

But swoosh! Winds passed through as he rapidly came back to his senses. Yet why? What is why? Why yes! Just to double the sureness, he thought!

"Goggles is not reliable, so what about another browser?

He used Goggles to go to another browser.

"Macrofirm Center should do… ah! What the fuck is this?!"

Oh my! Another one! Repeat, another one! It is nothing but the same as from what time he had seen on Goggles!

Who is not reliable again? Aye! It is him for forgetting the date! Now Goggles is laughing at him, along with Macrofirm Center and its brother The Net Traveler that is slowly wandering from up above the skies, heavenly disgusted!

"Argh! If only I remembered what day this is toda-"

"I finally got the wine I was looking for!"

"… Huh?"

BWAH?! Would someone look at that "thing", interrupting the moment!

Anger! Narrator is struck by… charm? Aye! Turn those thoughts three-sixty degrees, because now is a sudden shift of luster! There she is! His girlfriend had arrived!

As the door was opened, a beautiful girl was caught in the spotlight! She has jet-black hair positioned in a ponytail, pale smooth skin, and… a nightdress! A nightdress, she has!

Totally erotic! So lovely!

She is currently carrying two exquisite glasses and a bottle of wine. But these were useless details because there he is, gazing at her like she is the source of his dumbness.

"Hello? Are you there, stupid?"

Full counter! After saying that she went closer to him and softly pressed his forehead by using the bottom part of the bottle, pouting.

And due to that he flinched as he swiftly came back to his usual senses.

"Ah... huh? Oh, uhm… congrats?"

A celebration! But what the! Whose birthday is it then?!

Never mind that, as when he began staring at his girlfriend that is currently standing in front of him opening the bottle of wine, he began to function normally, smiling at her right after despite not fully seeing her face.

Nay! Who cares about that when in his mind is the full depiction of chaos! Total chaos, he felt! Complete opposite! The outside is a fake! It is nothing but a mere fake!

'What the hell is happening?! I got back into time?! Impossible!'

Not possible indeed, since he already saw this current scene hours ago, with the exact sameness! So that must mean they will do it again? Nay, not "they" at all! This is her first time, but not for him in any way!

And now he got frustrated with that fact! He has not done it at this point yet! Aye, sure do! After all, the first time was the only important time for him, remember?

'I'm not a normal human yet! I should do it now! Fast… ah! I still need her consent! But wait, if I'll change the real "steady" actions and moments from the past, she might see me as a disgusting horny dog because of how hasty I'll be, right? Argh! Fuck this!'

A sudden shift of views! Because of that, he got into his berserk mode again! What a twist, even Narrator is shocked!

To be honest, berserk this, berserk that. Is he truly caught up in his anger easily? It surely is quite unrealistic. Narrator cannot count how many twists and turns it is already.

However, about now, it is only limited in his mind as he does not want to ruin his face in front of his girlfrie-

*Tick*

His view changed. It is all but a "sentimental" one.

What the! How could this be! He got back to "that nightmare". Nay, not just "got back on that nightmare", but specifically got back to his… real consciousness?

Real consciousness, he has!

Nah, Narrator is out. Too many twists. There was one just earlier, but then this shit happens. Die! Die, fate!

Metaphor; Just a metaphor.

Meanwhile, on one of the sides of the basketball court…

"He got upset in that dream, so I stopped it. Sorry."

"No, you should not say sorry. I would have done the same if I were you... which is not possible at all."

Three women were having a conversation.

"Tehee~ I already said that he gets angwy so fwast!"

Including the kid that is not a kid at all.