Chit-Chat

"Ughr~"

Boring~ Nothing but here~ Why back in this again~

Is there no development then?

Nay! There is! And it is that some "unknown beings", including the kid that is not a kid at all, were standing, unassuredly encircling all around his body's fixed position!

Fixed position? Aye! He is back lying on that flat rough surface of concrete… and being tied up into it just like last time!

However, there are, in fact, changes to his current situation. And it is that he can now move his… upper body! It is partially not tied up anymore!

Aye! He might not have realized that fact yet as he does not have his full consciousness back again, but it sure is like that.

Then what about it? Useless detail? Not really, although it sure is in some ways. Why? Why yes! Because it certainly feels like he is nothing but a mere offering!

He who is looking like a piece of dead meat, waiting to be used for a summoning ritual! Offer to whom? The God of Isekais? Aye! How fantastic! Offer him now! Fast!

Metaphor; Just a metaphor. Although it sure is better to escape.

Meanwhile, while he is recharging himself until the point of having his full control regained, some other "people" were busy chit-chatting themselves out.

Aye! How about stalking and eavesdropping?!

But ah! Narrator could only listen, not see! No protagonist, no eyes! Nay! Bad! So bad! Potato protag! Potato he is!

Nah~ Let it be~

Let the jokes aside, as only the "kid" in this "group" could be gazed at in detail for now.

Commence Viewer-2 Mode. Swing!

"Are you lying to save yourself again, hmm?"

"My student, did he really understand what you were saying?"

"Sister Dream Zombie, I'm not lying! And yes, Master! We talked for a bit, and, and! He fainted."

Two unknown "beings" and a "child-looking person" were having an exchange of words. The types of voices were respectively a deep husky female voice, a firm-like gentle female voice, and a high-pitched childlike female voice.

Also, from how their conversation looked, it could be already understood that they were talking about "him".

One other certain thing is that these two "beings" can be called "Zombies" as well since the "child-looking person" addressed one of these two as her sister "Dream Zombie". Zombie, she said. So might as well be obvious that the one who she casually calls "Master" is one of them too.

Although it still would not change the course about how strange it is for them to be "Zombies" since they should most possibly be looking just the same as normal humans like the child-looking person... which is an adorable one.

Or maybe they really are, and that stereotypes do not matter?

Nay! Let that aside for it is a useless detail… as of now!

Go back~ Go back~

"Right, I think I know why. No, I surely know why because there are no other possible reasons for that to happen."

The "Zombie" with a gentle voice spoke with a firm tone. So might as well put it that she is sure about her decision to try vocalizing her thoughts from now on.

"Hooh~? Why is it then~?"

The "Zombie" with a deep husky voice requested an explanation in a seemingly sexy tone. Furthermore, with that way of asking, it can be surmised that she became interested in where this current discussion is coming off.

Maybe she, which can be recognized as "Sister Dream Zombie", is thinking, how could this human in a concrete easily apprehend what she, the "child-looking person", was saying?

In addition to that, it is all but because the "child-looking person" said to the two of them that she and "Mr. Zombie King" were exchanging some words with each other without any difficulties.

Nay! From the looks of it, they are trying to portray the fact that he has not learned their language yet, let alone knowing a single thing about them! So how can he?!

Or… does "Sister Dream Zombie" as well know why already and was just making fun of the other? Suspicious. Suspicious indee-

"Sister Dream Zombie and Master, what were you two talking about?"

An interruption of the moment! Speak later, disgraceful… cutie! Aye! The "child-looking person" is currently showing some beautiful eyes, just to take part in the serious dialogues!

How cute! A literal cutie indeed!

But however she is, never mind her question, since even Narrator is confused about what is happening right now!

"Dream, from how things look, he can understand us. And that just explains why he really is the chosen one."

When the "Zombie" with a gentle voice reconfirmed, she vocalized some "Mhm" and "right right" words afte-

"Hah~ Boring~ Well, I already guessed that, so no need to clarify why."

And boom! Zeus used another thunderbolt for the sudden twist!

The "Zombie" with a husky and sexy voice-type sighed next, feeling the intense pressure of boredom in a form of groaning as the succession of her dejection.

Talk about an instant shift of impulsion types. Earlier, it can be understood that she thought that maybe she will be wrong, and wanted to have a debate with her companion because, for her, the world is deemed to be bland. So that is why she became interested.

But nay! Seems like the validation of the quiz was logically obvious. Too obvious, indeed. What a waste of thoughts and ideas.

"Oh, haha. How careless of me~ I should set aside my long explanation then."

Aye! Even the "Zombie" with the gentle-type voice felt so as well! She became dispirited after not being able to thoroughly expand the discussion, ending it with that latest phrase of hers.

Would she internally break down, or…?

"How about me, Master? Can you explain it to me, pwease?"

And there it is! A good interruption from the child-looking person! Just at the right time, to be honest!

'But I don't even know what Master will explain.'

Nay fuck that! Do not mind what she is thinking because it is still a life-saving action! A gift from the heavens! Not her, but the interruption itself!

No one would be able to collapse due to that!

Since her master heard what she said while also making some sparkling eyes at that very time, only a delicate pale hand appeared on her student's head, gently being patted repeatedly.

A sudden reveal! It can be understood already that it is from none other than her Master's.

"Of course, my student! I wouldn't mind explaining it to you!"

And there "Master" began talking with glee... yet even in the first sentence the child-looking shit already got a nosebleed.

Minutes passed, and the bleeding… ehem. Minutes passed, and the long explanation has already ended.

Her Master, which can be recognized as the "Zombie" with a gentle voice, while pointing to a "certain person" with a finger, explained to her the cause of why this specific human can speak and understand their "Zombie" language. Her Master solely elaborated that it is due to this person's newfound occupation; because he is the one and only "Zombie" King, not knowing furthermore.

The child-looking person felt as if her Master was speaking poetically. Aye! Poetry is her weakness! She does not want to mingle with sentences and words that have hidden meanings and rhymings… although it is all but because her Master was rapping too much information.

"My one and only student that I would not ever disown, if you would not wake up in three seconds then I will confiscate your human gadget 'phone'. Thre-"

"I'm back!"

Hearing that "dire" state she might have, the student instantly interfered as she "mysteriously" came back to her senses.

"Knowing you, did you truly understand what your... Master or something, had said?"

As the "Zombie" with a deep sexy voice requested for a reassertion, the child-looking person's body vibrated... though shortly had in mind a quick answer!

"Sister Dream Zombie! Of course, I understand what Master was talking about! That's why… tehee! I was too carefree earlier that I forgot to ask Mr. Zombie King about it!"

Oooh, what a sudden development! Aye! She actually comprehended her Master's long explanation despite having a nosebleed! A great thing! Interesti-

'I should ask other Sister Zombies why Mr. Zombie King is not a Sister.'

She thought.

Never mind. Forget it. The hype was but a facade! It is already an expectation that she did not understand a thing! How would it be?! How would it be when she just made a question that was not even close to what was being discussed, let alone learn a thing or two from what her Master had said!

But it truly is cute. Cute indeed.

"Hoh? What did your Master say then? Oh my~ I haven't understood it~ How about re-explaining it to me?"

And boom! Boom and doom! A stronger thunderbolt brought by someone other than Zeus was caught colliding with the child-looking person's head!

'Nwooo! Why ask, Sister Dweam Zombwie?! I didn't listen to Master! What should I do? What should I do?! They will get "Phone" away from me if I give the wrong answer!'

Who cares about that! Well, that truly is alarming… but who brought the thunderbolt is a hundredfold more! It is not Zeus at all! Is it Chupika?! Sure is!

And aye! It might become the reason why rather than her Master, it would be the child-looking person herself that will break down instead! Break down! Nay! Do not break down!

'Ah~ is this the tunnel to death?'

Nay what the fuck is that comparison! Narrator suddenly compared it to the butterfly meme! What the! What even is a meme?! Ah! There is an unidentified object flying above her palm as if she wants it to lay on her palm's surface!

Metaphor, Narrator thinks that it definitely is just a metaphor.

However… go back to the substantial hazard! Nay, not a hazard, but a disaster! She feels that danger is already inevitable, so it is a disaster! Disaster, she has!

What will she do? Nay! Invalid question! She cannot do a single thing at all!

"E-Err… Uh… I-I-It's… Ma-Master said-d… U-Uhmm…"

Dug-dug, dug-dug. Looking suspicious now, child-looking person. It is already stated by who-knows-who that if one does not know then others should not!

Math x Lifehacks problem time! She is running to touch the base, but then a ball 15 meters away with a speed of 150 mph is coming to hit her! How many seconds does she have before being hit by the ball... and what the fuck should she do to avoid it?!

'Sister Dream Zombie is smart and strict! I don't know what to say! Huhu, could someone help me from being separated with Phone, pwea-'

"ARGHHH! WHY AM I HERE AGAIIIIIIN?!"

Saaaaaaaaaaaafe~! A mysterious cry from the heavens deflected the baaall!

Nay, it is not but a devil's intervention from hell.

Nah~ Narrator is out. Too many twists.

Metaphor; Just a metaphor.

Set aside the jokes, as his shout undoubtedly made the three of them "Zombie's" attention being shifted to him instead, their intensifying pressure of uncertainty to a "certain someone" vanishing out of sight thereafter.

It surely is like that… although this "certain someone" had another reason to do so since she had just experienced a life and death problem.

'Waahh~ Twhank ywou, Mistwur Zwombie Kwing~ Waaaaahh~'

While heading into the center of the basketball court she wailed internally, relieved to be rescued.

Meanwhile…

"Let me fucking out!"

The savior needs to be saved.