Introduce Thyself!
Who is this savior again? Aye! It is, of course, Mr. Zombie King!
But then what is his real name? As a human, particularly? State thy name!
And it is... nay, wrong phrasing! The right one is supposed to be "he is" since his name is being demanded! Wait, it is just the same, is it not... who cares! What is important is his complete identity!
It is already stated that he is the youngest billionaire in the country and that he has a human girlfriend. However, who actually is this "he" then?
Who he is? Aye! He is... nay! Nay nay nay! Everything is nay! Nothing but nay!
Nay because it is a useless detail! Waste of words! Need not worry about the past, since he is not but not human anymore!
Really confusing, is not it? Aye! Although what is more illogical than that is why the fuck he is not human anymore!
Why so then? No one knows at all...
Shit this! Fast-paced! This is nothing but fast-paced! The background is not fully refined! Not clear! His name is still buried, let alone knowing why is he not normal now!
Also, "Zombie" King. Assuming for it to be the actual thing, then how could it be? How could it be when no such supernatural occurrences were happening in this damn normal world!
It is stated as a fact that there are no extraterrestrial aliens... yet. However, are these beings called "Zombies" supposed to be them? The end of the final countdown?
How could that be! How could that be when the first one that appeared in detail was just a human kid... which is not a kid at all.
Oh, right. Well, that explains it. Aye, aliens. They are nothing but aliens. Approved. It is definitely approved. DEFINITELY.
Still! Has our potato billionaire caught up with this reality... and why is he a billionaire again?
Does no one know? Nay! Narrator is annoyed! Bad! So bad!
And that is why the three "Zombies" should ask him personally instea-
"Seems like you're still here, kid. Now untie me!"
Fuck this! Another interruption! Ehem. When he saw the child-looking person that is approaching him slowly closer and closer, he started to swiftly wobble his upper body from side to side as he demanded his release, as well as using his hands to try and release his lower body from the white rubber binding to it. However, it was still futile.
"Why are you doing this to me! What the hell are you bastard... women? Wait what?"
Fuck that! Another twist! Nonetheless, he should have said "kid" once more. However, two women unexpectedly appeared at the sides of the child-looking person, silently staring at him with firmness in their eyes. That is why the latter of his dialogue was odd.
Well, it is but an expectation that he did not even think about the child-looking person having comrades-at-arms in his abduction, which was beyond doubt, bullshit. He did not. He did not at all... yet who cares!
Aye! Do not care about his past preposterous things, since the present is such a great gift! Why? Why yes! It is great... since they are hella gorgeous! Gorgeous, indeed!
Who cares if they kidnapped him! Two finest human women! Another grand reveal!
Tick, spotlight on! Background erased to nothing but darkness, the focus of light unto two heavenly entities! Bring down the details!
Birds chirping, gentle winds blowing, serenity flourishing... towards the one blessed by elegance itself! On the left side of the child-looking person lies a graceful-looking fair-skinned woman wearing a maxi sweater dress, currently caressing her long straight ash gray hair as if everything is in tranquility! She has golden-colored eyes, which are certainly a wonderful exquisite gift befitting the noble aura that she has. She is not that short, not that tall either; with a height of exactly 168 cm. Certainly suitable! Medium is premium.
She is elegant. Truly elegant, she is! However, how about the other one? Aye! Sure do!
Volcanoes erupting, magma balls bouncing, stimulation arousing... out of the one bestowed with the heat of the sun! On the right side of the child-looking person lies a captivating sexy tanned-skinned woman wearing a long coat, presently crossing her arms, whereas along with her paint-red short hair, it is as if she controls the overall surrounding, forming a prominent blazing resilience! She has bright orange eyes, which totally befits her entirety. However, the more exciting one is that for women, she... is quite tall, with a height of 177 cm! A supermodel indeed! Oppai is truth.
Hot! So hot! Hotness overdrive! But then it would be useless if ever the one who was given such two extravagant heavenly presences would not report his entire sentiment, would it not? The best thing to catch with one's naked eyes... It would be such a betrayal if one does not convey his feelings to other fellow men of culture.
And so! Within this said person's eyes lies... extreme... apathy? Nay what the fuck is this! Apathy? Really now! Narrator had just spit out all of the details, yet why is this potato-of-a protag making some dead eyes, hah?!
That is it. Goodbye.
Ugh, nay, nothing but a metaphor. Narrator is stuck so of course it would be a metaphor.
Even so! Why is he not enjoying this magnificent view in front of him now! He should live this moment to the most since it would be gone not for long, right? Aye! That is it! That is exactly the problem! It is because it would be gone not for long since HE would be gone not for long! His life is in "danger", remember?
"No, I'm just immune. So as if I would be charmed by those two... let's do it."
After saying that he instantly laid his upper body on the surface of the concrete table again, still facing the two women that are currently being bonded with silence, in which specifically, just observing him with curiosity.
"Well, what are you two waiting for? I said we can start already."
But what the! Even Narrator is perplexed! What is he talking about right now? He kept blurting words as if he thought that something... sexual will happen? Sexual! Aye, sexual it is! So that is why the bizarre phrase-twist occurred!
'Yeah, since the reason why these three women, with one acting like a fucking kid, held me hostage is that they demand "it", right? Haha... who cares! Oh, I do because I need an escape route now!'
He meant in his mind that the only possible explanation for these he stated as "three women" abducting him is that they are perverts who are hungry for his flavor... which is definitely more than delusional anticipation! Delusional, indeed! What one-sided narcissistic shit! Not even the thought of them wanting money from him, which is a fucking billionaire!
Is his bad reasoning due to all of them being girls and not bastard guys? Ha! Sure is!
And aye! Even these three women he was talking about got more confused, staring at each other with respectively the hot short-red-haired tall woman having furrowed eyebrows, the graceful elegant long-ash-gray haired woman widening her eyes, and lastly, the child-looking black-haired "woman" laying her head to one side.
After all of that awkward silence between, considering the inclusion of a bigot, the four of them, one finally opened her mouth, massaging her right temple with her hand, looking... dismayed? Dismayed, indeed!
"We're screwed. I can't believe the one that we'll have to serve is a creepy lunatic scoundrel."
"Dream, maybe he's just been bewitched by your looks?"
"Nwo~ Mr. Zombie King is not bad, Sister Dweam Zombie!"
"Eh~ How could you say that so easily? What were you two talking about earlier, anyway?"
"U-uh... p-plastic?"
"Plastic! What do you mean, my student?"
As the
And fuck this. Narrator really needs each of their names. Cannot mention them every single time with those full details of theirs any longer. Aye! Do not keep up with the name-hush!
Right, speaking of silence, out of the four of them only one remained to be quiet. Too quiet, indeed. Why? Why yes! Because he is nothing but a background piece!
"Hey, kidnappers! Don't keep ignoring me, I'm still alive!"
When he shouted that he raised his upper body once more. And out of what he has done he caught the attention of two women and one artificial woman, being stared at yet again, still with the same look; curious. However, the reason why they are being like this is just that, since no one out of the three of them actually knows him and his behavior to any extent, they are simply being cautious, not going too far to start chitchatting with him.
Yet the ash-gray coughed and went closer at his fixed coordinate, as if like hesitatingly admitting a defeat on a debate with someone that always says "let me educate you" since she could no longer keep on hearing the barking of this puppy or some shit.
"What are you coughing at? You already know what I'm talking about right now. Yes, I demand you to say what you want! Money? Pftt, go to work. Attention? Pfft, go make an issue on social media or something. A threesome that doesn't include the loli-hag? Pfft, sure... no I mean go fuck yourself!"
After his nonsense, which is not at all but reality, blabbering, he just continued on doing it; the blabbering. Nonetheless, as the elegant woman is already in front of his supine-laid body, having enough of his dialogues she greatly pinched his mouth, smiling right after.
"Well, be thankful that you are very lucky. Mhm, yes you are."
Following next to what she proclaimed is her releasing her own hand from his mouth.
And so hearing the ash-gray's words coming from the gentle voice that she naturally has, he got... annoyed. Aye! He is still annoyed! He is not a simp, indeed.
"Oh, thanks... for making me laugh! Nice joke. Very lucky? What the hell are you saying! Are you giving me a bj? Then start."
"Beejay? What does that stand for? Nevertheless, that is far from what I am talking about right now. Because the thing is..."
As her declination of his instantly-shifted assumption had finished she hesitated to continue voicing out her current thoughts furthermore, making the current subject more inquiring. He sensed it as well, that the destination of this conversation they are having... is frightening!
Aye! Afraid! He is but afraid! Scared to know the truth, terrified to endure the facts.
And that reality will come out from the mouth of the ash-gray herself!
"like a form of introduction, we do not come from this planet, all of us can be regarded as human girls, and the only one who is not but a human boy... is you."
"Reaper's right. You're the chosen, and you're the only one who is."
"Yup, Mr. Zombie King! From what Master and Sister Dream Zombie talked abowt, you're one of us now!"
Of course, those words coming out of the mouths of women who he does not know the slightest bit at all and who even abducted him will be a mere scam, will it not be? But then no matter if it is or not, one who was conveyed by such sudden unimaginable phrases would still be puzzled out as difficult as to how the minds of girls fully operate, right?
However, might others cannot utter a word or can instead blurt out their own anxiety, some would rather ask about why certain mischievous things are occurring, would not they? After all, humans are but curious beings.
And aye, he is one of them... nay, he WAS one of them.
"No, in the first place, all of this can't be real. Yet even if it's not, what... are we... exactly again...?"
When he asked for reconfirmation of their existence, the three women gazed at each other once again. After some seconds of firmness had passed, they happen to nod to each other at the same exact time, facing him next although with different expressions.
By the one with elegance and a graceful ambiance; by the one with fiery blaze and an unmoving haze; and by the one with sweet charms and joyful palms, respectively, they proudly say...
"We are called 'Zombies'."
"You're a Zombie-Type."
"And our king... is you!"