Reaching Enlightenment

Minutes passed... nay, only a second had passed and he is already whining again.

Though it is but an "inevitable" effect of giving each of the three humanoid aliens some names, which is now his current action just right after complying with the agreement on behalf of their side first, being impatient for his demand to be fulfilled next as well.

"Now untie me! Pfft, don't tell me you damn shits were just lying to me? Ha! That can't be true, right? That... can't... be... Fu-fuck, no way..."

Surprisingly, he finally hesitated to complain furthermore because he just caught Andrea smirking while crossing her arms, giving off a sexy-teasing aura. Although the reason for his hesitance is simply because he cannot believe something then had actually believed this something.

"Ho~ What if we lied? So what can you do about it then? My. dear. ki-"

"Stop that, Dream... or do you prefer to be called Andrea already? Anyway, do not mind her. She is just playing with you a little bit. She behaves like this when her wants are fulfilled."

However, Reaper Zombie Rhea interrupted Andrea and looked at the potato-protag next, elegantly denying the thoughts of breaking their agreement, talking about the truth of Andrea's current pleasured state as a follow-up reason as well.

And continuing with her discernment Rhea gazed at her student next, nodding at her right after.

"My student... or specifically my student Lita. Do you mind releasing him?"

The master requested her student since this student is the one that is closest to the location of the person who is going to be liberated, which is, of course, the one and only Mr. Zombie King.

"No problem, Master Raya!"

"Haha, it should be Rhea, my student. Rhe-a."

"Oki-dokie, Master Reya!"

Lita the student returned a big smile on her master. Following with that she then faced the direction of Mr. Zombie King, now staring at his hips clothed by striped pajamas that are currently being bonded with thick white rubber that is attached to the long concrete table.

Continuing with that, now discovering the body parts which are latched Lita began unbinding Mr. Zombie King from the white rubber. To remind, Mr. Zombie King's upper body was already untied chapters ago, or hours ago rather, which are specifically the neck part, upper-chest part, lower-chest part, waist part, and the arm parts including the wrists.

And so since she is just unbinding the lower part of his body she then thought that she would finish quickly.

"Mr. Zombie King! This won't take long at all, hehe."

Lita chuckled. But then what she received from him was not an appreciation but a quick snort followed by a short groan instead. A weird combination, indeed.

Although deep inside him hides true sentiments.

'Hell yeah! I can finally get away from these shitty weirdos! I knew that they wouldn't lie... although they are suspicious as fuc.'

A minute later.

"What the fuc!"

He regretted.

So seeing him be like that, Andrea wants to respond.

"You said to release you and leave you alone, didn't you, my king? Oh my~ that's exactly what we are trying to do right now thou-"

"Who cares about that! You shits brought me to a very secluded area that's so far from my house yet you don't even know where this place is!"

Then Rhea hastily attempts.

"Ehem... n-not our fault at all. As we have said already, we are but from another world that got transported here not less than some 10 days ago. We do not know many things about this place yet... o-oh! Right. To be honest, there was someo-"

"To hell with your fast-talking shit! Stop with the 'we are from another world' already! I never believed that damn weird nonsense you shits were always talking about! Calling you guys aliens were all just so I could escape! Who would even believe that shit?!"

And so lastly, Lita worriedly tries.

"Mr. Zombie King, pwease calm do-"

"So how the fuck can I go back now?! Forget not having DNT with me, what about money, hah?! Oh, okay then. Do you guys have money? Lend me some. Oh, right. You guys are aliens, so you don't even know what the fuck money is! Hah~ I just wanna go back... FWAAAAAAK! @#%&!!!"

Yet, of course, it was all in vain. He complained too much... or rather, he overreacted too much.

Well, the reason for his one-sided mindless thinking maybe "complex" at first glance, but it is just a "straightforward" one. It is not just because he does not have his phone with him, nor because he has no money as of now despite being a billionaire or so, but solely because... he is just wasting time since the start after reaching "enlightenment".

'On this night, I can finally be called a normal human who had done "it" yet I can't even enjoy this special time because of these weirdos! They said that it is very far. So how far is it then?! Thinking of it being miles away makes me want to puke so badly. How long do I need to wait, huh?! No, since in the first place, I don't even wanna wait for a second!'

To detail it furtherly, the first night is something comparable to the post-heavenly enlightenment of her girlfriend in the bathroom, although for him is just to lay in the bed and enjoy the peaceful moment until he could sleep and ultimately start the morning that comes next as a normal human, specifically out from what he calls as "Normal Human Enlightenment" or so... is what he meant.

Bullshit.

What about not having money for traveling? Well, his face and his "disgraced name" are famous enough that he can even just hitchhike on a sports car owned by a stranger, let alone just ride a taxi since the driver will surely know who he is and would not let go of the opportunity to be paid with a great sum of money or even greater than he could ever imagine.

However, that would most likely be out of place right now since he just had the "most traumatizing time of his life" which is being kidnapped by some strangers who he thought are some weird cult women proclaiming themselves to be aliens from another world... is what he meant.

Bullshit.

Alright. If strangers are no-go, then what about not having his phone so as to call for his attendants? Well, he assumes that any stranger can always be his attendant through money and credentials. Like, forget having an autograph and money, even at least being someone who had the opportunity to escort the youngest billionaire of the country will already give them a great amount of fame as well.

However, as what was said already, that would be out of place right now since he currently has some "grudges" with strangers, especially to women who proclaim themselves to be fucking aliens from another planet or so... is what he meant.

Bullshit.

And so indicating that there was truly one follow-up outcome that was inevitable to happen, aye, it was none other than to overreact.

Indeed his desires remained to be desired. He is just like a spoiled brat who wails inside a mall because his mommy did not buy him a fucking toy, or even a "narsSHITicissistic" obsessive simp who does not accept the fact that he just got rejected by his crush.

Bullshit.

'What about it? That doesn't change anything! I'm still fucked up! Shit. I need to go outside. Tsk, I hope it's not even a mile away. Please! Pleaaaassee!'

Standing up with his back straight already he finally took his very first step after being set free. And realizing that he could still walk, which did not even require realization since it is obvious in the first place, he then took a few steps more, now walking like 8 feet away from the concrete table.

He then passed the three who were just standing motionless, their direction still fixed on his location, staring at him while even if he is currently walking.

Indeed it is a fact that the three alien humanoids are synchronically shifting their heads, specified to the constantly-changing position of the walking potato-billionaire.

However, respectively speaking, Andrea, Rhea, and Lita have different reasons why so.

'Oh, my~ And there I thought he's not brave enough to venture outside this shelled place. But then he's even braver than enough since he doesn't even care about the consequences of his current actions~'

'Ha~ I.am.screwed. I have done everything I can to trap him. Of course, I did. I even sacrificed my elegance to do so. Lying in front of an honored one will put an elegant person to shame, right, master? But then I just did. Apologies, master. Your failure-of-a-student has fallen into deeper disgrace. Ha. Haha. Hahaha. What is most is that he is now walking out of this place right now when those three have not returned yet... although Dream... I mean Andrea can just put him to sleep with a dream again. But it does not change the fact that it is still a failure! Progressing to phase-2, I mean!'

'... I'm sad.'

Each of those thoughts depicts how they are feeling about their king walking out of the place right now. Respectively, Dream Zombie Andrea got fascinated, Reaper Zombie Rhea fell into despair, while Loli Zombie Lita is sad.

However, what about those sentiments of theirs when he himself did not even care to look back at them, persisting to walk forward step by step until he could reach the main entrance door that is made out of varnished wood.

'Tsk. Who cares about those three shits? Although I think that it would take very long for me to forget even one of their faces, what I need to care about now is what I could do if the distance from the mansion is miles away. Ugh, fuc~ please no~'

Just after he finished despairing he then realized that he is already in front of the door, now staring at its doorknob.

'Thinking about it, even if this is one of the most fucking memorable moments I still hope that this will be the last "abnormal" one that I'll ever have. I finally reached Normal Human Enlightenment, so I don't really want to waste a single second because the benefits that I could ever reap are decreasing fast!'

But then as his hands are slowly reaching the doorknob closer and closer, he then decided to make a sinister smile, realizing that he could finally, finally finally finally! that he could finally start living as a normal human...

*Tock*

Or so he thought.

"What the...? Why did the door open even though my hand didn't touch the doorknob ye-"

"Haah??? Who the fuck are you, piece of shi-"

"P-P-P-Portal~~ Wai-Wait for meeeeee-"

"Hey chill out, will you!"

They finally arrived.