Thank You!

Being given your first ever name is just the same as when you were born into the world. As a baby, it was totally not your choice since in the first place, you were not even aware of the fact that you were having that first great moment... unless you have been reincarnated like most isekai protags or even like a certain demon king who was the one that named himself just after less than 10 seconds of screen-time... instead. Well, it was indeed possible because despite being not even a day old yet he could already speak.

Never mind those details. The most important thing to remember is that a name, given by others or appointed to oneself, is still the sole reason other existences can know of one's existence to the utmost, being recognized with the highest certainty or so... if only this individual's name is very rare and that he or she is so fucking popular. Not just depicted as a historical hero whose name was forgotten, nor a 'partially blind' boy who literally is called 'Boy' although that really was his name.

And any person that has a chance to give a name to others or even to oneself tends to choose or create a name in accordance with one, two, or even all these three reasons. Either because they just like it, like it and the meaning, and like it, the meaning, and the meaning's meaning. Aye, one proof is, of course, parents giving a name to their babies. They chose this one or that one because generally, they just LIKE IT.

How can it only 'like it' then? What about being forced? Then that means the one who had forced the parents have liked it. Prophecy? Then that means the one who gave the prophecy liked it. Fate? Nay, even if it can be somehow called 'fate' like how that certain villain protag was not conscious of the name he was given to when he was just a baby although he was the fucking one who gave that name to himself instead, the thoughts of the name-providers at the moment that they have decided of it are still what matters the most, which is still him... or his parents; just the same. And each of their thoughts on the name is, of course, because they LIKE IT.

So that is why when the one who was given the name does not 'like it', then there will be chaos. Chaos, indeed.

However, that would not be applied right now as the one who received a name is aware already.

Nay! Who cares about all of that now! This progress is downright impossible! How did he, the potato-protag that was just portrayed as a 'not human' who cannot even produce a name without his beloved internet and phone, give one to the child-looking person out of nowhere?!

But what if he really did the impossible? Okay, then what about the very short amount of time from the moment of trying to think of a name until the moment he had given one? Not even a trace of preparations?

Was it all just lies? Does that mean that part of the narration was an act of deceit? Nay! The smooth narration was never composed with a single lie until now and even to the end! So that must mean Narrator is the one who got lied to! Bad, so ba-

"Lita? Lita... wah, I like it! Mr. Zombie King, my name is Lita! Yey, thank you very much, Mr. Zombie King!"

Nevermind. Loli-Zombie likes it and that is what matters most. She is even hugging Mr. Zombie Shit right now. So tightly indeed to the point that she almost broke his bones apart.

"Eh? Why do you like it already? He hasn't even said the meaning yet~"

"My student, we must confirm the meaning of the name 'Lita' first. You might not like it right after. Regrets can still not be."

However, both her sister Dream Zombie and her Master did not agree to it yet. And so realizing that fact, Mr. Zombie King pouted, disappointed not to himself, but rather to the ones who were not satisfied.

"Tsk, you think I didn't think of this name seriously? Damn aliens. Be grateful, I thought so hard about it, you know!"

Lies. He just used the latter part of the word that he fortunately remembered, which is "lolita", since Loli-Zombie is basically a "loli-ta". According to him, at least.

'Hell yeah! Thanks to my undeniable memory, I can still get out of this fucking place.'

He thanked himself and his brain on his brain because, obviously, there are no other people who could be thanked for.

Jokes aside, Narrator already knew the reason. Aye, lies. All but lies. White lies, to be specific.

Earlier, when potato-protag had just finished explaining the way he wanted to name the three, he had already started trying to find a name not just for Loli-Zombie, but for the other two humanoid aliens as well.

So how did he do it? Simple. He just used the words in what-supposed-to-be their first alien names and made them the foundation of his newfound names.

'Looking at this devil kid right now, she truly is a loli. Hmm... loli... ta? Wait, lolita is just the same as a loli, right? Hell yeah! Then that means lolita is... for... Lita! Fuck, so smart!'

Loli-Zombie for Lita since the word "lolita" is literally just the same as "loli", for him, at least. And as for the meaning that he had chosen for 'Lita', well, he decided to go for random impromptu since, in the first place, he can just spat out any shit and forget about it after a day. After all, he does not even care what will happen to them as, of course, he already assumed that he would not see them ever again.

And aye, both Dream Zombie's and Reaper Zombie's names can already be recognized.

Going back, it surely is recognizable.

"So my d.e.a.r king, what's supposed to be its meaning? Lita... this is new for me~ Well, you said that you will construct your own meaning for the name, right? Oh my, if that name already existed then won't it be called cheating then~?"

Dream Zombie tried to mock him. However, rather than trying to get out of the suspicion and worry, he just made a smirk to her.

"Pfft. What cheating are you talking about, Andrea? Aren't you too full of yo-"

"ANDREA WHAT! Why did you already give me one when we haven't even settled the name for Lo-"

"Dream, relax. You can just disagree with that name... Andrea, was it? Hmm, though it sounds alright, the meaning is still the important one. And talking about meaning, what was the meaning you have chosen for the name 'Lita' then?"

After settling out things for Dream Zombie and her sudden raging state with solidified elegance, Reaper Zombie then shifted her gaze to the unpredictable name-provider, now staring at him with polished eyes, intrigued.

Yet regardless of the gracefulness that she was "intentionally" emitting, he just made a smirk again.

"Pfft. Don't stare too much, Rhea. It's just a simple mea-"

"Rhea what! I disagree! Though it sounds per... no! Are you making fun of me right now?! It was what you call 'serious elegance', you know! So be serious as we-"

"Wah! This is the first time I sow you angwy, Mastwer!"

An interruption from Loli-Zombie... or Lita? Nay, despite liking that name already, considering the fact that she has not learned of the meaning yet, let alone officially accepted the name, Narrator would still address her as the former.

Meanwhile. Since her student was at the front close to where Mr. Zombie King is sitting; specifically at the concrete table, Reaper Zombie the master did not need to focus furtherly on her and had just glanced at her only once or so.

"Ehem. Do not be rash... is what I meant. I wish for you to elaborate on each of the names, followed by their meanings, respectively step by step. STEP. BY. STEP."

For further details, Reaper Zombie requested that with wide eyes and gritted teeth while some veins on her temples were popping out. True elegance, indeed.

"Meaning? Ow, right! The meaning! What is the meaning of my name, Mr. Zombie King?"

As Loli-Zombie recalled, she leaned her head to one side while her eyes are sparkling, very curious.

"Your name? Ah, so you really like it. Lucky... ehem. The meaning? Right, it means so so so so adorable. Yeah, very adorable."

Lies. If he was not in this shitty mess he would have meant 'shitty hag' instead.

'But I can't. I need to satisfy them. It will be shit if I would have tried again and again. I wanna go home already and go back to being a normal human!'

He longed for his "normal human" existence. However, his brain did not realize yet that in the first place this existence does not even exist in his existence anymore. Well, the present moment is what matters the most.

Right, speaking of the present, the present Loli-Zombie is... enthusiastic.

"Yey! Mr. Zombie King thinks I'm so adorable! Thank you, Mr. Zombie King! From now on, I am Lita! Lita Lita yey!"

Very happy, indeed. Also, from now on Narrator will mainly address her as Lita, not the former one anymore.

Moving on with Lita, what about the others? What is their present state? Well, of course, the master of the student Lita is indeed elegantly glad to know that she likes the name very much. She is happy for her student, and that is a fact.

However, the other one is jealous... nay, wrong wording. It is just that Dream Zombie cannot wait to know the meaning of the name that she had heard from her king earlier.

"Wa-wait, what about mine? What does Andrea mean, my king?"

"Oh, yours? Haha, it means a piece of shi... shining light! Yes! You're just so hot like you're a piece of the sun, you shi... shining light!"

"Nyehehe... no, uh, thanks, my dear king~"

Two down, one to go. And speaking of the last one, Reaper Zombie is not at all looking forward to it. She is just satisfied that at least things went in this way and not the other way around. But however that is, it would not change the fact that she wants to end things already, right? So...

"So what about Rhea then? Well, I do not really mind what it means. Still, if it is just comparable to a compliment, it would be enough."

"What compliment? It means #####."

"Haha, wow. Thanks for that then."

Three down, none to go.