Personal Hell

"What?" I asked, confused about what she was getting so worked up over.

"Hold on just a frigging minute! Are you telling me that this adorable little woman right here is actually the whole world?!" Sofia asked, and Gaia and I nodded.

"For the most part, but more like the world's spirit. Why is that so distressing to you?!" I asked, not getting what she was getting at.

"You fucked earth. You pounded the planet like the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs! Right in the Marianas trench! Holy shit! How is this not blowing your mind?! I need to roll one; this shit just got heavy, Papi," Sofia exclaimed, and I chuckled.

"I never really thought of it like that, but I can see why you might be a little… what are you doing right now?" I asked.

"I have no idea. Blown away with smoking ears," Sofia said, leaning back on the couch as something like a cigarette spun out of the couch, already smoking.