Superhombre?

"That was disgusting," I said after I called Sofia back into the room. I had tried to scan the brown goop, but it just came up as an unknown compound.

"What happened? Did you use laser vision on him or something, Superhombre?" Sofia teased me, and I rolled my eyes.

"Maybe I should get a suit and glasses like him?" I asked as my body shifted to look like Clark Kent from the man of steel.

"Don't give me any weird ideas, Papi. I already heard from Gaia that you two were doing some weird stuff that I now have to try. Thank you for adding another kink to my oversized trunk! Aye, ye ye, you are one strange one, but I kind of like it," Sofia said as she leaned into me, resting her head on my shoulder. "What are we going to do about the melted pile of shit?"