"So there awake, are they?" I muttered to Sorian, beering down at the salad my chefs prepared for me… I'd never eaten a salad a day in my life. Yet somehow, they saw the need to feed it to me today.
Gods… I'm hungry.
"Yeah, they awoke about an hour ago. Seems the Lysander brat was with her at the time. Interesting, isn't it?"
"What I find interesting is that there is no meat in this salad."
"Seriously? You eat meat every day."
"Im dead ass serious," I said, the timbre of my voice chilling. "And it's different meats every day mixed with various cuts cooked each time. What the hell do I look like eating a salad? Have you ever had a Sous vide steak? Today was Sous vide day."
[A/N: Sous vide makes even cheap cuts tender.]
Sorian stared at me. " Are you feeling ok? It's just a—"