Chapter 8: Kira Yoshikage Strikes Back

After leaving the guild, I went around the corner and ran into the forest after the monsters, and then returned back.

Ω How it happened Ω

" Eeeeeeeeeeh, the least favorite part, butchering monsters. Oh, pissing man, funny.

Several seconds passed.

" It was fast... Only bloody footprints remained from the monsters. But the dog sacks came in handy. And the man is still urinating, hmm. Okay, it's time to go to the city.

Ω Back to the real Ω

Now I'm going to a merchant where I can sell monster organs.

" If there are adventurers here, then monsters, or rather parts of them, should be valued as well.

— Hello, what do you want?

— I want to sell monster organs.

— Put it right here.

I loaded the small bags onto the counter.

— Let's check now. Yeah. I will buy for 10,000 ex.

" Hmm, I made a mistake... A fatal mistake... I didn't recognize the course, but there's not much point in deceiving me. But I'll try to bargain.

— Let's get 12 thousand.

— 11 thousand.

— 12 t-h-o-u-s-a-n-d.

— You are apparently not a local, but at the rate, here a maximum of 11 thousand.

— But you deceived me, so 1 thousand exes will be for moral damage.

— *Exhale* Okay, it will be according to you, 12 thousand.

— Excellent.

Taking the money with a smile, I headed to the store while the salesman complained about the robber in broad daylight.

A few hours later.

Now I'm standing on some tower, admiring the evening, in the pose of Dio.

" Many years have passed, but I have not forgotten about JoJo.

— What a beautiful sunset! What is this? What is a humanoid dragon?!

In the distance, a dragon could be seen, vaguely resembling a human.

— Eh, run again ... How lazy ... Can I let go? But there is a chance to gain experience!

I hit the floor and jumped.

*boom*

Now I am flying towards the dragon, he does not even suspect that now I will cut off his head. But suddenly he began to descend into the forest.

" Seriously?! We'll have to change the trajectory.

Throwing the sword up, I fixed it with the Force, and pushed off, pulling the sword back.

" A very useful trick that has saved my life more than once.

*wow*

I landed in Spider-Man style, thank God nothing crunched.

" Well, where is he? I saw him land here.

Looking around, I only noticed the ladder that was in the swordsman's group... And for some reason he was naked.

" Can he turn into a dragon?

— Awesome dick.

— What are you talking about?

— Forget it, you just turned into a human, and before that you were in the form of a dragon, right?

Surprise showed on his face, but he quickly made an expressionless face.

— Are you an alien?

— Why do you think so?

— You just spoke in an unknown language.

— I said random letters.

— You're lying now.

— Why do you think so?

— Well, I think so.

— If it seems, you need to cross yourself.

— ...

"My communication skills have declined significantly, which is to be expected, given that I spent 20+ years with no one talking.

— Yes, I'm an alien.

" Fear was reflected in his eyes. If I were him, I would have been horrified too. You flew calmly, and then a mini gigachad appeared, which knows that you have turned into a person.

— Do you understand what will happen if people find out about this?"

— And this is what a person who turns into a dragon tells me, or vice versa.

— ...

— You are rich?

— Well, a little bit.

— Let's create a group.

" A rich conductor is always good.

— Why such a suddenness?

Doubt appeared on his face.

— Think about it, we are both not quite ordinary people, I am an alien who frightens everyone with his very existence, and you, a person who can turn into a dragon. I don't think normal people can do that.

— And what's the benefit to me?

— I won't kill you.

— Are you sure you can?

— Come on, if I win the duel, then you join the group, okay?

— Okay, but we will play an intellectual duel - a duck, a lake, a gun.

"Well, basically, it's not surprising that this game is here.

— OK.

I stuck my swords in the ground.

— Can you get dressed?

— It's not so important now

— ... OK.

We put up our fists, the outcome of the battle is already obvious.

- Duck, lake, gun, 1,2,3.

Time slowed down around me. The humanoid dragon was slowly setting up the lake.

" What an imba I am.

I put a duck.

— Do you think this is a win? And get dressed.

— Yeah.

At the moment, he is still standing naked, if someone sees me here now, it may raise unnecessary questions.

Calmly scratching my nose and turning my hand to the right, I hit something.

— Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

A few hours later.

" It turns out that Raud noticed us, most likely, he thought the wrong thing and tried to kill me, but my nose saved me, although it killed Raud's offspring ...

— What are we going to do now?

— Is there a dungeon here?

#Pov Hunters#

A group of hunters split up in search of monsters.

— God, there's a bunch of monster corpses right there! Max, Ares, Kirill, run here, there is a whole mountain of monsters.

— Really?! I'll come! — a shout was heard from nearby.

— Wait a second, Guts, — the hunter answered in the bushes not far away.

— I'm going.

Guts looked at the corpses and wondered who could kill so many creatures and put them in a pile, when he suddenly felt an urgent need.

" While no one sees.

And turned to the tree.

" Ugh, what a relief.

As soon as he finished, his friends approached him..

— So where?

— It's just a bloodstain here.

— Fuck us again, fuck you, Guts.

— But, but, there really were a bunch of monsters.

- Maybe it was once, but not now, we are resuming the search.

# End POV #

# Pov Round #

I was walking through the forest in search of a lady, when suddenly I heard some kind of roar.

— Did she get attacked?! I have to save her!

I immediately rushed to the point where the roar came from. Finally arriving, I saw the following: the same magic swordsman was towering over the girl from my group!

— Did he abuse her already? I'm going to kill you, Kira Yoshikage! Decapitation combo! I'm going to cut off your head, hahahahaha. Wait, where is his hand going? F-.

# End POV#.