he loved his house so much that he was turned into it

when David first got his house

he was so excited everything about it was perfect the door and windows the walls and the roof and the inside was amazing

the kitchen was perfect for him

the stove top and cabinets and drawers

the oven and there was a sink and a built in dishwasher and there was also a microwave

and the latest high tech fridge

he was the happiest man in the world

the bathroom was perfect too

the sink the mirror and there was both a tub and a shower and of course a toilet

and the bedroom was big

there was a king-sized bed in the middle

a dresser and a nightstand and lastly there was a walk in closet

the living room was perfect too

there was a big couch and a large flat screen TV and there were big speakers for surround sound

he also had his own personal office so he could work from home- he had everything he needed a desk a computer and a office chair

and a printer he would put all his papers and his pens on his desk

and he of course had a laundry room

and the garage- he couldn't careless

he had everything he needed inside

and he was never going to leave

he was happy

he doesn't have to go anywhere

since he can just ask his house for whatever he needed since it was high tech

he was an introvert and he never cared about making friends and he had got this house from his parents they were rich

he always wanted a house of his own

and when he turned 21 the house was put in his possession it was his parents last gift

he was now 34 and he never wanted to give up his house but that day was coming sooner than expected he spent his day as he normally did when he woke up he always said good morning to his house and then took a shower and got dressed brushed his teeth and comed his hair and he went to the kitchen and he got some food from the fridge and made himself some food and sat down on the couch and turned on the TV and he knew he had work to do later but he ended up falling asleep on the couch and woke up everything was different

he was able to see his surroundings but he couldn't move and he tried to move his physical body but he couldn't- there wasn't even one- what was happening right now?

he heard someone walk in

"guess who's home house it's me Evan did you miss me?" he replied

who? this is my house! since when has it been yours?!

the TV turned on and it was static and the floor shook and the couch moved towards Evan

"why are you so mad house? what did I do wrong? is it because I left you? or is it because I had a boyfriend? don't worry we already broke up-" Evan replied

he fell forward into the couch and started to cry

"why would I care about that? I'm not even gay

and I'm in no place to judge you-

I've only ever loved this house- I just want you to leave-" he replied

"who am I kidding you've never liked me have you house?- I don't even know your name-

you had a name right?" Evan replied

David- it's David-

"David? that's a nice name- I've told you my name already but I'll just say it again it's Evan-

I hope we can get along-" Evan replied

"you- heard me?!- f*ck did you hear everything?" He replied

"of course I heard you- I don't understand why you want me to leave so badly- and you said you didn't care about me being gay-

and you've only ever loved this house?

wait- are you the previous owner?" Evan replied

"yes I am- and I want you to leave because this is my house you don't belong here" he replied

Evan began to sob again

"why do you have to be so mean David?" Evan replied

"I wasn't being mean I was just telling you the truth and can you stop being so dramatic?"

he replied

Evan began to wipe his tears

"then Can you tell me more about yourself David?" Evan replied

"Why would I tell you more about myself?

you don't need to know everything

I don't want to be friends with you

I'm stuck here I can't go anywhere

but you can so leave already" he replied

"I'm not going anywhere Dave I'm staying here

and I don't have anywhere to go anymore-

my mom kicked me out and my boyfriend did too- so you're the only one I have now-" Evan replied

"that's a sad story- but I'm not letting you stay

and don't call me Dave-" he replied

"Come on David-stop being so mean-are you sure you don't want to be friends?- you're lonely aren't you?" Evan replied

"I'm not lonely I have my house- and I don't need anyone in it-" he replied

"are you really sure about that? would you be really happy if I left?" Evan replied

"Yeah you're a nuisance- I don't need you-" he replied

Evan began to sob again

"You're really cruel David-I just want to know how you ended up this way-" Evan replied

"I'm not entirely sure but I was probably cursed- is it really wrong to love a house?

and did I really die in my sleep?-

I wasn't even that old-" he replied

"how old are you?" Evan replied

"34- you?" he replied

"21-" Evan replied

"You're quite young-wait- you're the same age

I was when my parents gave me this house-

and that begs the question how did you get this house?" he replied

"Well it's been abandoned for a long time

after the owner mysteriously died in his sleep

they found his body on the couch and they took him and barried him under the house

and many people went in but they didn't stay

the house was apparently haunted-

and when I heard about it I was curious

I went to the house to check it out

and you kicked me out immediately

I stayed with my mom until she kicked me out

and I went back to you- but you still didn't let me stay- so I went to my boyfriend and he kicked me out and broke up with me-

so I came back here- " Evan replied

"so I really did die?- and why did you act like you own the place?"he replied

"because I wasn't going to give up on you-

you need help don't you?" Evan replied

"I- don't need your help! - I'm perfectly happy like this- I'm still living in my house- even if it's literal-" he replied

"you really love this house that much?-" Evan replied

"of course I do- this house is the love of my life-" he replied

"don't tell you're married to it-" Evan replied

"and if I was what does it matter to you?" he replied

"You're really dedicated to this house- huh?-

what can I do to make you like me?" Evan replied

"Leave- I be happy if you just left" he replied

"would you really?- well I'm not going to leave you'll like me and before you know it we'll be best friends-" Evan replied

"why would I be friends with a weirdo like you?" he replied

"says the one who is in love with his house-" Evan replied

"you might end up falling in love with me-

if you stay-" he replied

"and what makes you think I haven't?-" Evan replied

"you barely know me and- I don't think I could love you back-" he replied

"what makes you think you can't love me?" Evan replied

"because I've only ever loved this house-

and since I'm this house now- that means I only love myself- I can't love anyone else" he replied

"so you're in love with yourself because you are a house?- David you can't do this forever you need to open up-" Evan replied

"I'm a homoromantic-" he replied

"but I thought you said you weren't gay?" Evan replied

"I'm in love with my home-" he replied

Evan faceplamed

did he really have to make that joke?

he even messed with his feelings-

both in a bad and good way

first he was mean to him and he kicked him out twice and tried to again but he wasn't going to give up- and he was joking with him now- was he just trying to mess with him?

if you're not careful I might end up falling for you- but how could he love a guy who was in love with his house?- and only himself-

he didn't understand him at all but he was still curious about him-

he was glad that he bought this house-

there wasn't anyone willing to buy it but he did

and you may wonder where he got the money-

well from his parents- who were rich

the whole sob story about his mom and his boyfriend was all made up- but he knew that he had to do something- to convince him to let him in- so this what he came up with

it surprisingly worked well