Never fall in love with your house

David had loved his house so much that he was turned into it and when someone moved in he did not like it in the least he wanted them to leave he did everything in his power

to make them leave but they didn't

they were curious about him

eventually he revealed himself

he could show a reflection of himself in the mirror but he had no physical body

and he was able to talk to them

and the two of them got to know eachother better and the two them ended up falling for eachother