Who the fuck will not be angry if you quietly eating right?

An elf suddenly open the restaurant door and raise his voice "The southerners are here!!!" a lot of elves stop eating and stand up to run at the barrack to get their weapons and as for me i stand up and say "Hurry up we need to defend this city of elves" they also stand up and prepare ourselves as we left at the restaurant the outside is full of chaos a lot of house's burning and some elves getting killed and the southerners are lightly armored so i said to my teammates "You guys kill the southerners i'll save the other elves go now!!" so we engage and i saw a man desperately fighting for his family so i run towards to them while my sword out i perfectly slice the enemies neck and the head fell off the i said "Go now bring your husband to the evacuation" i keep trying to find an elves need help then i subconsciously got hit by an arrow in my chest so i look at my chest and when im about to pull it out someone stab me in the back i look again in my torso the i saw a sword that thrust my stomach a lot if blood dripping down then the person behind pull out the sword and said "hensjixjensk" yeah i don't know what did he say but i recklessly swing hard my sword backwards and turn my look behind he parry my sword with his broad sword he laughs at me and say something again "hahrkaksbsk" i know that i can't understand him but i think he's telling me im about to die so i heal myself he's confusedly look at me and try to slice my neck so i hardly swing my sword to him and he parry it again so i step back a little and breath out then i burp out and say "Come here now motherfucker im just digesting the food i eat" i use illusion to make copies of myself to surround him then i control my illusions to attack at he same time, after sometime i killed this motherfucker and i saw the enemies retreating even they still okay so i heal myself again and i think this motherfucker is their general well i can really beat him but who the fuck can fight an ambush when you're eating even if you feed dogs they're quietly eating but let me rest a little im gonna fucking kill them by myself.....