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What would you do if your ex, who left you five years ago without bothering to say a goodbye, is now standing in front of you at the entrance of the Civil Affairs Bureau?

Surely, you wouldn't marry her.

But did I mention I'm in dire need of a wife?
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Song Jingren, self-made Billionaire has one rule– Pity any Tom, Dick or Harry but never offer it to his one and only materialistic and vain ex!

Long Reine aka Zuni, proud Mafia princess, has two problems– Uncontrollable Nasty Temper and her Un-seducable Ice block hubby!
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Excerpt: 

"Get out!" Song Jingren told his flash married wife. 

"Hubby, you are kicking out your one and only beautiful wife?" Zuni gaped at him. "Mom was right, I shouldn't fall at male beauty but at their intelligence. What can I say I'm a sucker for beauty!" As she realised that she spoke too much nonsense, she put hands on her mouth and shook her head as if she didn't mean it . "Hubby, I was wrong. Forgive, wifey.  I am not a sucker for male beauty but for you. Your chiselled face is still on the top of the list. Add your bank balance, you are unbeatable." 

"Didn't I tell you to stop calling me by that disgusting nickname that makes my skin crawl?" Song Jingren coldly said. He hated her for making his resolve of throwing his ex out of his life weaker with each passing moment. 

Zuni pouted adorably.  

"I'm not calling you Baobei. Our status has been upgraded," Zuni shot back. She then flashed him a blinding smile as she hugged his arm. "Baobei, you are now upgraded to hubby."

"Scram, "Song Jingren coldly said. 


Hubby: 1, Wifey: 0
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Excerpt Two: 

"Happy Birthday, Hubby, " Zuni smiled brightly at her husband as the clock struck twelve. "Now quickly open your birthday gift!"

Song Jingren looked all around the room but didn't find any supposedly birthday gift. "Where is my birthday gift?"

"I'm your birthday gift, dummy, "His wife replied as a matter of fact. 

Wifey: 1, Hubby: 0


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Flash Marriage: I Accidentally Married A Mafia Princess

Zuni was walking to her hotel room while humming.

'All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty dumpty together again.'

As she would take another step, she realised that she had knocked into someone. She made an oops face and as she looked up, a man in a dark suit was standing there looking at the scattered papers on the floor.

"I apologise, "Zuni said with a small smile. "Let me pick them up for you." She crouched on the ground and picked all the papers for him. As she looked up to give him the papers, she was dazed. This man was very handsome. Not handsome like her brother and husband, but someone who had his own league.

"Here, this is for you, Mr Handsome, " Zuni smiled at him and handed him the papers.

"Mr handsome?" The man raised his brow in amusement.

To the moon