Chapter 2

I eventually finish reflecting on my life and I have nothing to do but gaze at the white walls all around me for an indefinite period of time, indefinite because there is no darned clock anywhere here so I have no way of knowing how long I have spent in this Empty room.

'Hello son of man'

I was shocked by the sudden arrival of the disembodied voice.

"Umm, hello. Are you meant to be GOD Or ROB"

'Hehe I have many names, those are some of the names that many have given to me'

"Does that mean the stuff from the bible is real and that you've been here since the beginning of time?"

Well fuck I'm screwed, I was many things but religious was sure as hell not one of them

'Worry not child your lack of faith will not condemn you to an eternity of suffering that falls under the jurisdiction of another supreme being'

"You are able to read my thoughts?"

'Thoughts are things you have within a body and you however, are without one so you should not be so surprised'

Okay wow now I just feel stupid, wait the ROB said they aren't the ones in charge of deciding whether I go to heaven or hell.

'That is right, the cycle of reincarnation is one of the many fields that falls under my jurisdiction as for what the others are well I am under no obligation to tell you.'

"Why am I being reincarnated instead and not being sent to heaven or hell?"

Then it dawns on me I don't even remember how I died

'As you have noticed child your death was an unnatural one, One of the ROBs in charge of regulating the energies passing through the Omniverse made a mistake. A mistake that caused many like you their lives and this has led to this moment, where we send you and the many others like you through the cycle of reincarnation with gifts to make your lives easier'

I was shocked to hear that, isn't this one of those isekai situations that I read about in fanfics about getting sent to another world and choosing where you reincarnate and get overpowered abilities then aim for immortality and godhood?!.

I can see it now hopping from world to world meeting my favourite characters and getting with my favourite anime girls smacking the antagonists and maybe a few protagonists and side characters around this is going to be a great experience.

'I am going to have to ask you to reign in the excitement, the reincarnation location is fixed and your soul will go through a cleansing so your memories will be wiped clean, as I said the wishes will be given so you can have an easier life in your next reincarnation.

You like all the others will be given wishes the amount of wishes you have however are different for each individual people with an atrocious amount of sin would have one wish a very limited one as they are not deserving of a chance to live a comfortable life after whatever crimes they committed, fortunately for you there are very few sins on you your greatest sin being pride, so there will not be much of a limitation on your three wishes.

You are allowed to wish for anything except to become a supreme being like myself, power like ours is not something one just receives as they come with responsibility and challenges and your mortal mind and soul won't be able to comprehend the laws of the omniverse.

I will give you time to decide on the wishes and yes you are able to retain your memories you can however not avoid having your soul cleansed as it has sin and the karma you carry needs to be reset, remember to keep your karma positive or you will indeed have to go to hell once your new life comes to an end.'

There's a lot of information to process here as well as a few things I can most likely exploit to my advantage. There are no real limitations on the powers I can get wait

"You said the location of reincarnation is fixed, is there a reason for that and can I make a wish to change it?"

'That's a good question, due to what you were doing at the moment before you expired it created a link with your soul and your destination.

You were watching an anime of a world and so you shall be heading to the universe where that anime was. You will need to go to that cycle of reincarnation of their world to have your soul recorded or you will become an unrecorded soul, a variable that the omniverse will see as a threat, a virus if you will and one that must be purged at all costs.

Your wish can be used to travel to other places in the omniverse however it requires lots of energy to make the trips and I will not be giving that to you unless you plan on making a wish for that, I don't plan on giving any more work to myself or fellow ROBs so find a way to fit that into one of your wishes if your intention is to travel around'

Hmm so there will be an issue of energy needed to travel to other anime worlds there has to be a way to deal with that issue, I don't think I can be cheeky and make multiple wishes as a single wish, I would probably upset the ROB and make their job harder than it already is wait!! I know to wish for

"I know what the first wish I am going to make is, will the wish be granted here or after I go through reincarnation? one of my wishes needs to be done from here and will also help me with my other wishes"

'You know what I will let you have this one but there won't be anymore privileges with the other wishes'

"Yes!! Okay I have decided. My first wish is.."