Chapter 3

"My first wish is to get the all the wishes and opportunities given to the protagonist of the most popular fan fiction I wrote"

This wish should be allowed, while it will indeed give me multiple abilities it does technically count as asking for one thing.

'I have had a look at the abilities you had given the protagonist of the book you have written and there seems to be no issue with allowing you have these abilities in fact I encourage it, gaining a vast amount of power without having to do any work to gain it never ends well for such individuals. Let me go through the abilities to be sure, and you want this wish to be applied before you make any other wishes am I correct?'

"I would like that very much"

'Okay, the first gift: Reincarnating with your memories and choosing your background, looks and physique, clan, bloodline and family? You will be allowed to choose these, the world you will be going to has very few families with bloodline abilities it does however have many races so I will allow you choose a race if the human bloodlines are not to your liking'

"Thank you very much for the consideration but I will stick to being human and the families in the danmachi world don't have any abilities I would be interested in and I sure as heck am not going to pick the Crozzo family as I have no intention on making blacksmithing my focus in a world where I can fight powerful monsters to become powerful especially with the other abilities I get from my wishes. Would it be possible to get bloodlines from other anime worlds though?"

'Normally I would have allowed it if that was your first wish, however, your first wish allows you to as you mortals say "walk down the street sideways" so you will have to choose thing from the world you are going to'

"Okay, then I will leave my race as a human without a bloodline"

'Very well, your second gift is to have perfect memory and a mind that works like a supercomputer so you can organize your memories and delete irrelevant things and perform multiple calculations instantly?'

"Yes, before I died, I could learn things easily, but I wouldn't remember easily so I spent a lot of time going through things over again which wasted time, time I would have used to learn more things and I would basically have memory of every anime that I watched or manga I read so I projected my desires on my character. With a perfect memory I can watch any anime from my memory and with a mind like a computer it will be like using my laptop with my eyes closed. It was the closest to having an AI chip in one's brain without having one. I am not a fan of having devices inserted into vital parts of the human body that allow function."

'I respect your desire to stay as you were made, the third gift is a stronger version of the regenerative powers of Majin buu? from the way you described this ability working in your novel you will stop aging after reaching your peak if there is any energy or nutrient in your body you can regenerate at a molecular level. It is a wonderful ability to have especially with the other gifts that will follow but do know that such a power will make you the perfect toy for the so called "gods" of that world'

What does he mean by being a toy? From what I remember the gods came to the human world due to boredom in their world so while I understand that they will find me entertaining since I cannot be killed, I don't see how I would be a toy and why does he seem to use a different tone while referring to them as GODs?

'You have interesting questions young man; I feel it is important to let you know this as it is not really a secret and if you plan on aiming to become an all powerful being in the future then it is necessary to understand this. I will use an example from the Marvel Cinematic Universe of your world, the Asgardians call themselves gods but, all they are, really are humanoids with stronger bodies and divinity and no while divinity does make them eligible to call themselves gods, they do not meet the real requirements to call themselves gods. In various multiverses it is the basis to being recognized as a God but I am sure you have seen in cultivation novels that to become a God one has to master laws of the universe, That is the real entry level to be recognized as a God but only after perfectly mastering the laws of a specific field of the omniverse will you be recognized as a real God and thus given a field you will be responsible over. The reason I said you will be a toy is because it will be very difficult to kill you but not impossible so the gods of that world will try everything they can to do so not out of spite but because it will be fun and a way to ease boredom and they will also probably try to figure out what makes you tick so they can replicate it or do something similar, you will be like a gear that will allow their stagnant time move and it wont matter if it is in a good direction or a bad one as long as there is movement of any sort to satiate their boredom then it works for them, I have seen many similar things happen not only in the lives of the people I have reincarnated but also experienced this before I became a false God as a piece to move the gears and after I became a god as the one moving the gear.'

That sounds like a pain, to go through so much trouble to become strong just to be given work after you succeed and to be seen as entertainment for people with power isn't something I want to experience it seems I need to find a way to become powerful quick so no one can play with me, I don't intend on letting anyone decide my fate, I think I know what I want for my second wish

'While you might feel it is a pain the omniverse feels it is a necessity to ensure order. The reason you died is because there was a mistake made by a being like you who worked their way to true Godhood and was given a responsibility without people like us making sure things are operating smoothly there would be more cases like yours frequently. If you are not willing to shoulder such responsibilities, then you should stop trying to become powerful once you have mastered the laws of the worlds you plan to visit'

"Thank you for the advice, I will remember it and maybe if I get tired of immortality, I might consider taking up some of the load off your shoulders… I think I am not sure as you don't exactly have a body"

I'll probably travel to all the anime worlds and have a ton of fun before I consider such a thing, it seems like it would be boring

'It occasionally is'

Ugh they can hear my thoughts I keep forgetting, I hope they don't take offense

'Worry not child I will not be offended by such thoughts it is normal to have them, I have dealt with worse with others I have had to reincarnate'

"Okay then I will try to be as informal as possible without being rude, on that note I have been wondering I have been referring to you with a neutral pronoun because I didn't want to be rude and was a bit too worried to ask but are you a male or female?"

'Oh that, I was a male before becoming a God eventually after you reach a certain level of strength and live long enough gender identification will be irrelevant as you can become any of them and with all the time you have as an immortal you will eventually try to experience what all genders have to offer'

Yeahhh I can't see myself getting together with a man, but I will keep it in mind. I will refer to you as a man then

'That is fine, but we have distracted ourselves for too long now let's continue with your gifts. The fourth one is…'