13. Help Me To Create An Account

At that moment, Johan realized that it was getting dark. He didn't expect time to pass so quickly when he was cultivating. Fortunately, it was the weekend, so it didn't really interfere with his college life.

He wanted to check his phone, but, as soon as his hand reached into his pocket, he just remembered.

"Ahh, my phone is still in my wet clothes!"

Johan immediately ran to the bathroom where he threw his wet clothes. He had completely forgotten about it ever since he was immersed in cultivation. Not just his phone, but even his wallet was there. Luckily the ATM cards were fine, only the money was soaking wet. It was unfortunate enough that his phone wasn't waterproof.

Johan went out of the bathroom with a sigh. Qitian Dasheng looked at what Johan was holding. If he remembered correctly, it was a communication device called a phone or something. Then he asked Johan.

"What happened?"

"Nothing. It's just that my phone went swimming practice, but it sank. And finally died." Johan made a dry joke. However, it seemed Qitian Dasheng misunderstood Johan's answer.

"Oh, this thing can swim? How amazing. It seems like humans made something that even cultivators couldn't do."

"Fu*k. He believed my words." Johan cursed inwardly. Now, he knew that Qitian Dasheng was clueless about IT, just like someone who came down from the mountain for the first time. So, Johan explained to Qitian Dasheng about the phone.

"Oh, hahahaha. So it's like that. Looks like it was my fault to throw you in the river. I'll buy you a new one, don't worry!"

"Please don't be like that, big bro. I haven't even done anything for you yet. In fact, you have not only guided me on how to cultivate, but you have also given me a suitable cultivation technique."

Qitian Dasheng moved his index finger left and right repeatedly.

"That doesn't count, little friend Yue Han! That cultivation technique is just useless stuff for me. And the fact that you can comprehend that cultivation technique is no coincidence. It's fate that you're suitable for using that cultivation technique." Then, he took out several types of crystallized stones that had three types of blue colors and gave them to Johan.

Johan got confused about why Qitian Dasheng gave those things. Although he didn't know what those were, he could feel spiritual energy inside them.

"What are these?"

Qitian Dasheng doubtfully raised his brows.

"Eh, how come you don't know the spirit stone? I want to compensate you with these spirit stones so you can buy that thing called a phone."

Johan facepalmed. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry at that moment. He could guess that the spirit stones were things used for transactions between cultivators. It was his first time seeing them. He asked.

"Qitian big bro, are you an alien? How could you think that spirit stones were used for transactions?" He wondered why Qitian Dasheng's common sense was so weird.

"It is not like that? It seems the earth is different from our world, usually, we use spirit stones for transactions. Otherwise, we can use gold coins or silver coins. That means on earth using gold, huh? Or silver? Also, what do you mean by the alien you mentioned earlier?"

Johan opened his eyes wide in surprise.

"Hold on!" Johan talked to himself. He began to remember the conversation Qitian Dasheng and the others had the previous day. At that time he was also sure that they were not from the earth, but he did not have time to ask them. It was a good time to ask him.

"Big bro! Are you really not from Earth?"

Qitian Dasheng immediately glanced at Johan.

"Hmmm?? Oh, you haven't been told, have you? In that case, I will tell you a little about my world, the Jianghu world."

Qitian Dasheng began to talk about his world. At first, Johan was confused. However, the more he heard, the more he felt it was like a fairy tale. It was something unbelievable yet insane at the same time.

The Netherworld Realm, the Celestial Realm, the Cultivation Realm, and the Mortal Realm. Qitian Dasheng told Johan all of them.

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A few hours later.

"So all those worlds are in different dimensions, huh? More importantly, he didn't tell me "a little" at all. That's a lot." He glanced at the clock on the wall which showed that it was already 00.11 AM.

"Big bro, it's midnight. I want to sleep first." Johan said.

"Little Yue Han. When necessary, a cultivator doesn't need to sleep, you know!"

"Bruh, that's unhealthy. And from what I know, sleeping can refresh your spirit. All in all, even a cultivator needs to sleep." Johan refuted Qitian Dasheng's words. Even though living a healthy life couldn't help him lift his curse. He was still trying to live a healthy life because he was used to it.

"Sounds reasonable." Qitian Dasheng nodded. Then continued, "Then, I'll train you while you sleep."

"Training me while I sleep? You mean?"

"That's a secret. Just be prepared anytime! Hehehe." Qitian Dasheng let out a grin. This gave Johan a bad feeling.

"Your grin made me unable to sleep." Johan could only say bitterly.

"Is that so? Very well then. Oh right, as per our agreement, it's time for you to help me!" Qitian Dasheng declared.

"Eh, now? It's midnight. Are you sure it's the right time?" Johan was quite surprised by what Qitian Dasheng had said earlier. He wondered what help he needed in the middle of the night.

"Don't tell me, adult videos are what he wants? That's why he's asking in the middle of the night." Johan's brain was filled with indecent thoughts. Then, he heard Qitian Dasheng say.

"Help me to create an account!"

It was at that time Johan's brain seemed to stop working for a moment. Due to his wild thoughts, he was dumbfounded when Qitian Dasheng gave a normal request.

Seeing that Johan didn't respond right away, Qitian Dasheng waved his hand so that Johan snapped out of his daze.

"Ah, account? What account?"

"The thing you created on the so-called internet. What else do you think?"

"The account on XYZtube so you can download videos. How can I say something like that!!!" Johan screamed inwardly. He calmed himself, then said,

"A-ah, that account. Okay okay. But, do you think it's worth it, big bro? You guided me in cultivation and even gave me a cultivation technique. To exchange something like this, I feel it is unfair to you."

While putting his hands on his hips, Qitian Dasheng answered.

"Of course, not. You also need to teach me how to use a cell phone… oh yeah, your phone is broken. Tomorrow, we will go to buy it together. Then teach me how to use it, what is it called? Compressor?"

"It's a computer." Johan twitched. Even though it wasn't intentional, Qitian Dasheng actually spoke like a comedian.

"Oh right. That thing, that thing. Senior Deadly Note told me to join this Dashboard server after I created an account." Qitian Dasheng took out a piece of paper that had a few lowercase and capital letters of the alphabet and some numbers on it.

"Dashboard? Server?" Honestly, Johan was a bit confused by what Qitian Dasheng had said. Qitian Dasheng slowly explained what Dashboard was.

After he finished. Veins popped up on Johan's forehead. That's because Qitian Dasheng meant Discord, not Dashboard. And Johan felt that Qitian Dasheng was like a participant playing in the Stand Up Comedy show.

At that midnight, Johan told and taught Qitian Dasheng everything about the computer, internet, etc. In just a few seconds, Qitian Dasheng was instantly attracted to them.

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Monday, October 3, 2022, at 07.15 AM.

"Ahh, I want to sleep!" Johan walked while yawning. His eyes were red and there were dark circles under his eyes.

On Saturday night when cultivating till morning, he did not feel sleepy because cultivation helped him to refresh his spirit. However, last night, he didn't sleep because he taught Qitian Dasheng, so he felt sleepy in the morning.

Furthermore, he was told by Qitian Dasheng not to cultivate in his apartment. When he was cultivating, a portion of his Chaotic Qi violently burst out of his body. If Qitian Dasheng wasn't there, the apartment might collapse.

He was grateful. It was as if his bad luck had been neutralized because there was someone far stronger than him. It also made him certain that even though his curse was so dangerous to him, there was still a loophole. Apparently, the curse was just adjusting Johan's strength. So, if he was with someone stronger than him like Qitian Dasheng, his safety could be guaranteed.

Even so, he still had to be careful even if someone like Qitian Dasheng could guarantee his safety. Like now when he was alone, he didn't know when his curse would draw bad luck upon him.

He shook his head, trying not to think of anything dangerous.

For the sake of forgetting the dangerous things, he recalled the things from last night.

"Oh right. I didn't expect those cultivators to have a Discord server. Surprisingly they integrated into the modern world too."

He heard from Qitian Dasheng that the Jianghu world was like the middle ages. So Johan imagined that there was no electricity or goods related to electricity.

"Hmmm. Maybe they came to earth to learn about modern things, so they can apply them to the Jianghu world. Interesting. When I'm strong enough, I want to visit that world if possible."

Johan nodded cheerfully while thinking of visiting another world.