monster maker

"ah"

"Ahhahaha"

"yes, yes get im'"

"ho hooo oh yeah nice"

"what where the fuck, no its not the time for that, whats that noise "

"damn! that was epic haaa, well i guess it's over now, oh you're awake lovely good timing"

". . . "

"oh nothing to say that's unusual well not surprising for someone whos the last of their planet guess you don't get to have too many social interactions huh, so nice to meet you mike francis owens "

"oh yeah hello ummm"

"oh that's right we're my manners i'm uhh how do i say this i guess i'm god"

"what do you mean there's lots of gods"

"hmm there are well let me see oh, you are from earth i see hmm well i guess i understand what you mean then yes i've heard that people from earth worship lots of different gods lets see i guess that if they are all gods to you people then, i would be like the ruler of all gods"

"The ruler, what exactly do you mean by that?"

"Well you see you know all those gods and cool heroes of mythology that people so love, yep well i could make them go bye bye just like that" 'click'

The god snapped his fingers and mike continued to stare at him indifferently

"So your saying that you could easily get rid of omnipotent people such as zeus"

"Look mike im not simply saying that i could easily wipe out people like him, the gods face suddenly switched from a friendly one to a serious one "

"I'm telling you that measly people such as this zeus guy would die if i just looked at him and wished for it."

"Oh right, ok. So what were you watching?"

The gods' faces returned to normal." Wow you really are interesting huh "

"What "

"Oh nothing and what was I watching. I was watching an intergalactic war between the two solar systems of druis and fria"

Mike looked at the god weirdly, for the first time his expression changed. "Wait, did you say, solar systems?"

"Yep sure did"

Mikes expressionless face came back as he thought to himself 'right so i'm in some room and there's this weird guy saying that he's some overpowered god and that all religions and stuff like that is real'

Sigh 'damn who cares about that. I was in the middle of killing some R class nobody who decided to wreck my home and I won't feel relieved until I have him make me a new one.

"Oh and before you go throwing around any more nasty comments like that in your head, i can read your thoughts by the way""

"Ok so now then i think it's about time i tell you about your situation. First of all everything i've said is true i am an overpowered god as you said and i was watching an intergalactic war between two solar systems which by the way was happening live about 20 million light years away from you home planet earth. Also my name is asphia pronounced ass fee ah got it."

"Yep" mike replied with his same uninterested look not meaning he didn't believe asphia because he now did

asphia had the figure of a boy about 15 years old but mike couldn't see any other details about him due to the god being completely black no clothes no features just black particles that surrounded the god named asphia once in a while some little bits of the blackness would fall off and gently float to the ground and then just before they touched the ground they would shrivel up and disappear

"Who named you"

"Huh, wow you ask the weirdest questions do you not wish to know why your here or where here is"

"Sure but if you're the god of like everything then who named you"

"Ok i'll tell you who named me one day but sadly not today it's a long story.

Right then should we start with the actual questions"

"Sure"

"So you are here because you died an-"

"How "

"How what "

"How did i die"

"Oh because i killed you "

"Oh fair enough but why"

"I was getting to that one "

"Oh my bad sorry "

"Good so the reason i killed you was because you were too strong for your planet also because your not supposed to be on that planet you see mike your not a human "

". . . "

"No reaction you really are an anomaly even for the race you belong to right then i didn't kill you because of your race i killed you due to your strength and how you use it your not exactly a good guy now are you "

"Maybe "

"Yes well i know everything about you i know your past and your future and i also know that the R class moojah you were going up against you could easily defeat which is worrying since the ranking system goes a little like this

F

E

D

C

B

A

AA

AAA

AAA+

S

SS

SSS

SSS+

Z

U

R

Now then normally for anything above AAA+ even someone like that zeus guy you were on about would be completely crushed so what i want to know is how and why there are more danger rankings even above that and after all of my very thorough research i came up with the conclusion that you are the reason for such terrifyingly strong monsters to come and attack your planet"

"Me?"

"Yep you"

"Oh k"

"And maybe i wouldn't have needed to kill you if you decided to become one of those heroes but instead of that you decided to just let all of the monsters run wild i mean you do realize that your one of only 1000 people left alive on that planet "

'Damn only 999 people left the human race is trash'

The god sighed whilst hearing Mike's thoughts. "So mike i'm gonna have to punish you"

"How"

"Well the punishment is already done so what do you want me to do with you now"

"I can choose?"

"Sure why not "

"Hmm ok so then do you think that you could just take me to another planet"

"Yeah ok but this time i'm gonna need you to be a little bit more useful to the people of this new planet ok?"

"Okie dokie god dude "

"Right then bye bye"

"Yep bye bye "

Mike woke up in a field filled with corn there was a road ahead so he started to walk towards it

"Right then im glad that guy didn't find out that the monsters were not actually drawn to the planet i was the one who created them i mean it would've been a hassle if i needed to kill the god of gods ah well how many times have i destroyed planets i guess that would make it the 1342971st one i've destroyed. i'm happy i did meet that god dude though since it was much easier to make it to the next planet thanks to him oh and i'm pretty sure my birthdays coming up how old am i now i think it's about 9999999999 damn i can't wait until i become 10000000000 what a satisfying number "