Insulting the system

Leon smiled at Emily looking at her cheering smile and said, " Now, let's head to the bathhouse and take a relaxing bath in hot water!"

The two of them leave the guild while making all the people present inside shocked, the people start talking over the topic.

"Did you hear that? The two newbies killed two D-rank and a C-rank monster!"

"They are the newbies that join the guild yesterday!"

"I heard that the boy knocked out Lord David in a single punch, on the test yesterday!"

"Noble's just weak ass, they can only show off their status as noble..nothing more!"

"Don't say it out loud, what if he heard you?"

"Let him come, I will just shove my sword at his ugly ass!'

"A B-rank gets knocked out by a newbie, what a shame!"

After leaving the guild, Leon and Emily looked around to find which one of them is the bathhouse, there are many houses and shops so it was hard to find the right place.

"Miss Ava sure is a funny one, don't you think so?" Yuan asked.

"What did she even do, that you find her funny?" She asked with a confused face.

"Well, she asked us why don't we have injuries on our bodies despite knowing that one of us is a healer, is that even a question? This is fucking hilarious..hahaha" Leon laughed while holding his stomach.

"Hahaha" after realising what Leon has said, Emily also laughed.

"I found it, let's go!" Seeing a signboard with "bathhouse" written on it, he said.

"You have really good eyesight, Hubby!" Emily praised Leon for noticing the small signboard before her.

The two of them move toward the bathhouse, an old lady was sitting at the receptionist counter sipping tea from the cup.

"Ohh customers, a couple at that. 50 copers for the cold one and 1 silver coin for the hot one, which one do you like?" The old receptionist lady asked.

"Hot one, please!" He handed 2 silver coins to the lady and went for the hot water one. The bathhouse is the same as on earth, they had 2 separate baths for males and females.

After entering the bathhouse, Leon removed his clothes and put them on a bucket to wash them off, he tried to clean them but suddenly the system rang inside his head.

[Ding! Host, what are you doing with those clothes?] the system asked.

"Don't you see with your eyes I am cleaning them?" Yuan stayed with an annoying voice.

[Ding! Host, You just need a thought to clean them. These clothes are made out of the best silk from the immortal world, you just need a mere thought to clean or dry them out, you're such an idiot!] The system said.

"Idiot my ass!!!....You keep me in suspense all the time and now you're saying I am an idiot? What kind of shitty system are you? You didn't even explain the basics of the cultivation to me, who is the dogshit bastard made you? If I get my hands on that bastard, I will torture him until he dies!" Leon yelled at the system in anger.

This time the system has reached its limit of pissing him off, the system kept him in the dark about many things until now and now he was furious at the system for not explaining things properly. Hearing all those insults the system became silent.

"If you don't want to get insulted by me again, then bring your ass over here and tell me all the things I can do with my cultivation!" Leon said with an angry voice.

[Ding! The host can do many things that a mage cannot do in their life. but now the host is only in the Spirit master realm so the host can only do some limited things, like flying in the air using a sword but when the host reaches the Grandmaster realm, the host can do that without using any sword by manifesting their qi outside of the body that is called qi manifestation.] The system explained it to Leon without having much choice.

"Fly using the sword.....sounds like fun!" He immediately became excited hearing from the system, everyone has a dream to fly in the air without any limitations and he was no different from others.

"I will go buy a sword from a blacksmith later when I go on a date with Emily!" He exclaimed, he was very excited to try it out.

[Ding! I recommend the host buy the sword from the system store!] The system said.

"Why is that? it will be a lot cheaper when buying from a blacksmith, you know?" Yuan said with a confused look.

[Ding! Well, it's because as I told you before anything that was used mana to create it will be useless to you and besides, the sword used by the cultivators is very different from the one this world has. It would be useless if you buy one!] The system said.

'Looks like I don't have a choice but to buy one from the system, I will check out a good sword later after the date with Emily!' He said inwardly.

Remembering that he has a date with Emily today, he immediately starts to clean himself up entering the bathing pool. He relaxed for a bit there before getting out of the pool of warm water, After getting out of the pool he walked toward his clothes and he took the clothes in hand.

"Clean!" He commands his clothes to clean up themselves to see if this works it not but surprisingly, it did work.

'Wow, they really get cleaned up and it even looks so new!" Leon was surprised to see his dirty clothes become as new as it was when he took them out of the system storage for the first time.

Leon wears the clothes immediately after they get cleaned up, after wearing the clothes he walked out of the bathing room. Emily was waiting near the receptionist's counter for him, seeing her a bright smile popped out on his face.

"Did I make you wait long?!" He asked after getting near her.

"No! I just came out a minute ago!" She said with a happy face.

"Now that we're done here let's go on our first date, Emily!" Yuan said with a blushing face.

This was his first-time proposing to a girl to go on a date with him, he was very embarrassed.

"Mmm, Let's go, hubby!" Emily said in a cheerful voice, she was very excited about the whole date thing.