Heaven's Dilemma

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be the only guy in the universe? Or to be more specific, have you ever fantasized about a world full of hot women with big beautiful breasts, sexy curves and mad bundas and you’re the only living being with the facilities to fulfil and satisfy their sexual needs and desires ? If you have, wake up to reality you perv. Dreams like that don’t just magically happen no matter how many times you wish upon a star. Or so I thought... My name is Adam by the way, and I’m a freshman at the Hale end Academy of Magic, England. HEAM for short. One Day at HEAM I nicked a page out the holy book (long story) and recited the forbidden scriptures only meant for the higher ups. I was instantly whorped into nothingness, incapacitated. I woke up some hours later in a whole new world, A place with the bluest sky and the greenest grass. A place with rivers filled with milk and honey. A place where animals move about without killing each other, and best of all, a place filled with the finest women. There was a big beautiful gate made from the finest gold and on top of it was a signboard that wrote “WELCOME TO EDEN.” Oh bullocks, I must be dead.